I needed to get ten bucks out of the ATM machine today, and when I got there I saw a receipt sticking out of the slot. Out of curiousity, I pulled it out and glanced at it.
It read:
WITHDRAWAL FROM CHECKING: $10.00
REMAINING BALANCE: $14,896.00
OK, person-with-too-much-cash, listen up. You have fifteen grand in your checking account. Next time, live a little. Take out 20 bucks and supersize those fries.
Also, take your receipt so I don't hate you.
oh, i am so sorry. i will not let that happen again johhny.
ReplyDeleteHaha How depressing damn. They probably got a large settlment from a fake slip and fall scam they pulled at the local Wal*Mart. See you're not broke, you're just honest.
ReplyDeletethanks for the interesting perspective at AG's. it makes a lot of sense.
ReplyDeleteS.S.
I never understand why people don't take their receipts.
ReplyDeletebecause they obviously have so much money that they don't care what their balance is? Or they like to show off? Or I guess it's possible that they just forgot.
ReplyDeleteI'm paranoid. I always take my reciepts. I'd hate to have someone blog about my bank account. :)
ReplyDeleteHello? She, or he, has so much money because of not taking out handfuls of cash every ten minutes.
ReplyDeleteHonestly, sometimes I want to whap you upside the back of your head. Think! Obviously it was a Burger King or McDonald employee who forgot the receipt because their Blackberry was ringing. Mui importante.
You missed an opportunity to sell that receipt on Ebay. Any poor fool on a hot date would jump at the chance to leave that puppy in full view of some unsuspecting chippie. Think about the impression it would make.
ReplyDeletethat was hystericall.
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