tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post7927122331577080624..comments2024-01-09T13:55:46.379-05:00Comments on 15 Minute Lunch: I am willing this week to be over. It's not working.Johnny Virgilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07914217086250206369noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-25969996116327145552007-05-21T11:50:00.000-04:002007-05-21T11:50:00.000-04:00In fact, even though on the outside they look like...<I><BR/>In fact, even though on the outside they look like fingers, they are not. They are imposters, and I think they may actually be chinese spies. They just sit there and take detailed notes as they watch all my other fingers do stuff. They are shitty spies though because you'd think they'd want to blend in more so their cover doesn't get blown, but who knows. I don't speak chinese finger.</I><BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>lmao. holy shit. i just peed my pants.Crystalhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17383214103702764400noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-71270163351961640622007-03-26T20:15:00.000-04:002007-03-26T20:15:00.000-04:00Since that last comment, my pageviews tripled. The...Since that last comment, my pageviews tripled. There's no publicity like bad publicity..... even if you know what's there, you want to click it. Be afraid.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-84577216621578071532007-03-25T14:58:00.000-04:002007-03-25T14:58:00.000-04:00PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRC...PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:<BR/><BR/>DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, FOLLOW THAT LINK. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.Johnny Virgilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07914217086250206369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-86442892255475455262007-03-25T05:11:00.000-04:002007-03-25T05:11:00.000-04:00I really am sorry for that. I don't even know what...I really am sorry for that. I don't even know what my hands are typing after about 2 AM; even now I suspect they are plotting a communist takeover of Canada. Spookily good timing with the ring sting curse, though... I just finished the second Tequila and Ex lax story.<BR/><A HREF="http://inflammablehamster.blogspot.com/2007/03/tequila-and-ex-lax-part-2.html" REL="nofollow">Here<BR/></A>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-79682910479429115882007-03-23T23:05:00.000-04:002007-03-23T23:05:00.000-04:00nanook, I huge you back.ESC, it is truly I. I figu...nanook, I huge you back.<BR/><BR/>ESC, it is truly I. I figured anonymity is a false security, so wtf. Also, I am taking your advice. <BR/><BR/>Alan, you are correct. Unnecessary. I curse you with ring sting.Johnny Virgilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07914217086250206369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-76850054198333595732007-03-23T20:38:00.000-04:002007-03-23T20:38:00.000-04:00I feel that I am qualified to laugh at you right n...I feel that I am qualified to laugh at you right now. Do you know why I'm qualified to do that? I'll tell you why I can do that.<BR/><BR/>Because I'm making spicy chili right now. Boo-ya!*<BR/><BR/><BR/>*This probably wasn't necessary.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-19181195696179351702007-03-23T16:15:00.000-04:002007-03-23T16:15:00.000-04:00hey, is that really you in the picture?you're hawt...hey, is that really you in the picture?<BR/><BR/>you're hawt ;)<BR/><BR/>errr...anyway...if total drunkenness is frowned on...how about just a really good buzz? it might actually help productivity! <BR/><BR/>right?evilsciencechickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03694103743257517771noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-6257292538361319042007-03-23T11:16:00.000-04:002007-03-23T11:16:00.000-04:00Ah my darling JV. Your usual rampant wit has been...Ah my darling JV. Your usual rampant wit has been bitter-tasting lately. I blame the piano, which is capable of sucking the soul out of a coffee stirrer, and I huge you from across the internet.Nessa Happenshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12454080363207458241noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-38487267366401276472007-03-23T09:55:00.000-04:002007-03-23T09:55:00.000-04:00JV--You are a man of many parts! I admire you for...JV--You are a man of many parts! I admire you for persevering at the piano. <BR/><BR/>I took piano lessons for a while, but had so little talent that I could probably play the piano as well with my feet.miriam sawyerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06796668928044011101noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-81710761229489493182007-03-22T19:07:00.000-04:002007-03-22T19:07:00.000-04:00Beck, I would like to stay male, if it's all the s...Beck, I would like to stay male, if it's all the same to you.<BR/><BR/>Carly, I fear for us. Although I would be more scared if you had a few cokes.<BR/><BR/>Badger, phone support sucks ass.<BR/><BR/>arm - thanks man. Although I will miss yelling "It's clobberin' time!"<BR/><BR/>scotty, good plan.Johnny Virgilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07914217086250206369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-20443446968163294482007-03-22T19:06:00.000-04:002007-03-22T19:06:00.000-04:00And tin men are so hard to shake off - kinda like ...And tin men are so hard to shake off - kinda like gum on your shoe.CruiserMelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15533458890767625373noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-66347822444534845682007-03-22T17:07:00.000-04:002007-03-22T17:07:00.000-04:00Being the drunk on-call is perfectly acceptable as...Being the drunk on-call is perfectly acceptable as far as I'm concerned. Just last night I dealt with an asshole who absolutely refused to admit that it was <I>his</I> responsibility to deal with the thing he's listed on the calling tree as the contact for.<BR/><BR/>I've talked to people I'm pretty sure were interrupted from making sweet love (I literally heard "Ah, come back to bed," in the background) who were more pleasant than this particular sack of lard. <BR/><BR/>That said, I admire your dedication to keeping your servers in a semi-workable state. However, I also admire a gamblin' man. So take a risk, and get half drunk. Just remember, you've gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em. Know when to walk away, and when to run. <BR/><BR/>- Scott<BR/><BR/>P.S. If all else fails, try to figure out some way to use security cameras to your advantage. This is now my solution to everything.Scotthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01767065612923042544noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-25463181501621598902007-03-22T16:12:00.000-04:002007-03-22T16:12:00.000-04:00I'm glad to hear that you don't have brick hands a...I'm glad to hear that you don't have brick hands anymore.armalicioushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15569772344297408167noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-12401229917603454212007-03-22T15:12:00.000-04:002007-03-22T15:12:00.000-04:00I was a pager widow for YEARS. The only good thing...I was a pager widow for YEARS. The only good thing about it was listening to my husband's end of the phone conversations that usually followed: "You see that long, black thing coming out of the back of the computer? Is the other end of that plugged into the wall?"Badgerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08612452005428621885noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-15538985029391727212007-03-22T14:38:00.000-04:002007-03-22T14:38:00.000-04:00"it's generally frowned upon to be intoxicated dur..."it's generally frowned upon to be intoxicated during potential crisis calls"<BR/><BR/>therein lies the great irony of ME being a "site business continuity planner" - at any possible time I could be called into action if something happens to our physical facilities... and I drink often.Carlyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08999713273557139773noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-86706693536011739472007-03-22T11:51:00.000-04:002007-03-22T11:51:00.000-04:00Sucks for you! My brother often has to do somethi...Sucks for you! My brother often has to do something similar with his work. He always spends family parties in the back room with his laptop and cell phone. We ate his birthday cake without him once.<BR/><BR/>Go you on the piano lessons. You'll be the next Norah Jones soon, I know it.Beckhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08938740643000456396noreply@blogger.com