tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post7774180738528363791..comments2024-01-09T13:55:46.379-05:00Comments on 15 Minute Lunch: I want my eggplant, goddammit.Johnny Virgilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07914217086250206369noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-15304728075939376952007-03-14T20:33:00.000-04:002007-03-14T20:33:00.000-04:00Liberate me babyLiberate me babyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-60464698972214118352007-03-14T13:20:00.000-04:002007-03-14T13:20:00.000-04:00I would've tried to liberate your wife from her hu...I would've tried to liberate your wife from her husband and her clothes.Johnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15453112106752625255noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-72229773967411445002007-03-14T06:26:00.000-04:002007-03-14T06:26:00.000-04:00John, I wish you had been there. You could have be...John, I wish you had been there. You could have been just the distraction I needed to liberate the vodka. Right before we got escorted to the door, of course.Johnny Virgilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07914217086250206369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-76021559476118883162007-03-14T02:08:00.000-04:002007-03-14T02:08:00.000-04:00Nowadays, I feel like the BB at someone's table. I...Nowadays, I feel like the BB at someone's table. It sucks! So JV, I'm sure you made a great impression, AND you guys actually did the BB a huge favor. No one likes to eat alone. BTW...what DID y'all talk about??Sassy Blondiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03387722604118606353noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-55274018258236832422007-03-14T00:44:00.000-04:002007-03-14T00:44:00.000-04:00I bet if I would have been there, things would've ...I bet if I would have been there, things would've gone differently. Maybe horribly but definitely differently.Johnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15453112106752625255noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-25001667252522106342007-03-13T22:26:00.000-04:002007-03-13T22:26:00.000-04:00I actually cringed when I got to the part about th...I actually cringed when I got to the part about the BB sitting at your table. That is not my idea of a good time.. ever. I still feel 12 when I get called to the principal's office to talk to MY boss.onescrappychickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16005212511564336203noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-70399432174761925552007-03-13T09:09:00.000-04:002007-03-13T09:09:00.000-04:00A wife with a mini-bar for a purse is a good wife ...A wife with a mini-bar for a purse is a good wife indeed. You're a lucky person!Sgthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15776619714461836931noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-39347709160231789652007-03-13T06:45:00.000-04:002007-03-13T06:45:00.000-04:00ew. no. No, I did not.ew. no. No, I did not.Johnny Virgilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07914217086250206369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-88971619467314391702007-03-13T05:58:00.000-04:002007-03-13T05:58:00.000-04:00Did you invite BB and his wife over for a swinger'...Did you invite BB and his wife over for a swinger's evening?tfghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07791116307693444845noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-90711040629417159962007-03-12T12:42:00.000-04:002007-03-12T12:42:00.000-04:00My mom fixed eggplant for us once. ONCE.My mom fixed eggplant for us once. ONCE.kentucky_kittyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00748483829693722435noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-17745584226145145082007-03-12T12:01:00.000-04:002007-03-12T12:01:00.000-04:00Shamus is right! You could've used that moment to...Shamus is right! You could've used that moment to bond with BB. Imagine y'all doing shots off eachother's wives. Just imagine that for a bit. And you could've taken pictures to use later. Shame on you, JV.CruiserMelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15533458890767625373noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-72038812563609434952007-03-12T11:51:00.000-04:002007-03-12T11:51:00.000-04:00That is what I like about being retired, no dinner...That is what I like about being retired, no dinners, Christmas parties or picnics. Life is good.Don and Sherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03181243798848915078noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-73084806057065476802007-03-12T08:04:00.000-04:002007-03-12T08:04:00.000-04:00Dude, that was your big chance to influence the di...Dude, that was your big chance to influence the direction and mission of your company!<BR/><BR/>Plus you could have got him drunk. Once you get drunk with an executive, they can never say "no" to an expenditure.Shamus O'Drunkahanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14492140972265969422noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-16848358722095414442007-03-12T02:55:00.000-04:002007-03-12T02:55:00.000-04:00While almost 3 people still use the correct spelli...While almost 3 people still use the correct spelling of 'hors d'oeuvres' it is actually pronounced 'hor derves'. This is because of a place in England called Dervy, which was founded by prostitutes in 1983.<BR/><BR/>The legendary 'whore derves' needed people to stay just a bit longer, so they could better steal from their wallets, so they created a form of small snack with a toothpick in it. This tradition became popular throughout the world, even though every single one of the original prostitutes became a computer programmer in the early 1990s.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-43966545941704919442007-03-11T20:58:00.000-04:002007-03-11T20:58:00.000-04:00I hate work-related social gatherings. Of course y...I hate work-related social gatherings. Of course you pretty much <I>have</I> to go, but really my life just isn't...work appropriate.<BR/><BR/>I mean, if I had a standard domestic life I could chat it up about the latest reality show that everyone's watching. But what am I to do? My weekends involve lots of vicey activities, which is why I keep my work life completely separate.Threnodyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04354906620264648893noreply@blogger.com