tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post6708243376339150141..comments2024-01-09T13:55:46.379-05:00Comments on 15 Minute Lunch: Sundays With Sylvia: Volume IVJohnny Virgilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07914217086250206369noreply@blogger.comBlogger30125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-85334195203544305832008-08-08T12:09:00.000-04:002008-08-08T12:09:00.000-04:00Silly me, here I was planning on having surgery to...Silly me, here I was planning on having surgery to get myself in shape. It seems all I need to do is invest in some creams, turkesh towels, and Sylvia's book. I should be right as rain when I am done. Probably a whole lot richer, too.Persnickety Tickerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05610905362144187311noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-29339002558664204612008-07-30T15:40:00.000-04:002008-07-30T15:40:00.000-04:00What the hell does she know about aroused glands?What the hell does she know about aroused glands?Jeff and Charli Leehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13868852480996815442noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-52829055030950499052008-07-30T13:21:00.000-04:002008-07-30T13:21:00.000-04:00I look forward to Sundays with Sylvia. Does she ha...I look forward to Sundays with Sylvia. Does she have a guide on mental health? I can only imagine her tact shining through...Amandahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09748163325329385795noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-8455731068896971872008-07-30T12:36:00.000-04:002008-07-30T12:36:00.000-04:00So if I double up the exercise and slap my chin wi...So if I double up the exercise and slap my chin with both hands, I could cut the required time in half...Or win a roll in the Home Alone sequel.Brent Diggshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10690920554829115133noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-77539158823103051442008-07-30T11:34:00.000-04:002008-07-30T11:34:00.000-04:00If that crap only worked:) Right?If that crap only worked:) Right?Notes and letters to myself....https://www.blogger.com/profile/14869455386756512706noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-78054497912479154902008-07-30T10:43:00.000-04:002008-07-30T10:43:00.000-04:00Here's my worry. With all this "cold cream" she r...Here's my worry. With all this "cold cream" she recommends, the neck might be okay, but good Lord, the pimples will be unbelievable!Callistanahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05846018981261034466noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-2326389847074452082008-07-29T22:57:00.000-04:002008-07-29T22:57:00.000-04:00That is one of the funniest things I have ever rea...That is one of the funniest things I have ever read! So glad I stumbled across your blog.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-72583831729780663072008-07-29T21:12:00.000-04:002008-07-29T21:12:00.000-04:00After reading this, it's overwhelmingly clear that...After reading this, it's overwhelmingly clear that Rickey's chin glands are in need of some arousing. Perhaps some flag pole sitting and goldfish swallowing would do the trick...Rickeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05773465359487671887noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-68085393000251786812008-07-29T16:00:00.000-04:002008-07-29T16:00:00.000-04:00This crap could have saved me six grand. Hmmm, won...This crap could have saved me six grand. Hmmm, wonder what my plastic surgeon would have said...Jesslynhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15246578253575463688noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-17180869870750755152008-07-29T15:50:00.000-04:002008-07-29T15:50:00.000-04:00I have no chin. I'm totally trying that. I can be ...I have no chin. I'm totally trying that. I can be a Sylvia success story. How funny would it be if this nonsense worked?Wide Lawnshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00709122293174246759noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-13438924864133806512008-07-29T14:19:00.000-04:002008-07-29T14:19:00.000-04:00Helen beat me to the punch; I logged in to post th...Helen beat me to the punch; I logged in to post the bit from Young Frankenstein. <BR/><BR/>Allegedly Joan Crawford used to plunge her face in a bowl of ice cubes and witch hazel every morning. I think that would make me pee a little. <BR/><BR/>No turkish towels in this installment. I almost miss the 'self-flagellation with rough linens' component in these instructions.Shieldmaiden96https://www.blogger.com/profile/04673938377819957295noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-48076090225950959962008-07-29T13:59:00.000-04:002008-07-29T13:59:00.000-04:00JV, I'm a long time reader, but this Sundays With ...JV, I'm a long time reader, but this Sundays With Sylvia makes me gleefully realize you've shot yourself into the upper echelons of blogging comedy. <BR/><BR/>I've officially blogrolled you, and would be equally terrified and honored if you dropped by my blog and took a read. I don't have much posted yet, but you've inspired me to start posting more.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-82275088848437992382008-07-29T10:39:00.000-04:002008-07-29T10:39:00.000-04:00somehow i think Sylvia needs to spend more time ar...somehow i think Sylvia needs to spend more time arousing glands!Aprilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17054284084171178684noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-22873841052166932752008-07-29T06:26:00.000-04:002008-07-29T06:26:00.000-04:00Sylvia scares me. She is evil.Sylvia scares me. She is evil.Becshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03057614535554183360noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-65067704122118585962008-07-29T00:23:00.000-04:002008-07-29T00:23:00.000-04:00(Sing to the tune of "I'm gonna wash that man righ...(Sing to the tune of "I'm gonna wash that man right outta my hair")<BR/><BR/>"I'm gonna smash that fat right offa my back"..........<BR/><BR/>Ugh - What a visual!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-40291755102112705682008-07-28T15:41:00.000-04:002008-07-28T15:41:00.000-04:00Wow this woman is something else! Thanks so much ...Wow this woman is something else! Thanks so much for sharing, Johnny. Cracks me up! Plus very interesting to see what they thought were good beauty practices way back when. What was it again that made her such an expert on it? I'll have to go back and read the first post again!<BR/><BR/>PS For whatever reason, the humor blog won't let me rate the individual posts anymore. Every time I try they say "We get it, you like 15 Minute Lunch. Rate something else!" Sheesh!Saffyrrehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06897919940265966516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-72400217213546122262008-07-28T14:07:00.000-04:002008-07-28T14:07:00.000-04:00The other people in my house are really starting t...The other people in my house are really starting to get pissed at all the naked, singing and laughing loudly in front of windows and chin slapping I've been doing lately. And, where outside of 1943 can I buy some really good cold cream? Thanks...kimberlyb1974https://www.blogger.com/profile/03283372934598730930noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-46894284458342598472008-07-28T13:47:00.000-04:002008-07-28T13:47:00.000-04:00Her bump exercises actually sound like early pilat...Her bump exercises actually sound like early pilates! Ever heard of the "roll up" - other than the bent knees, it's done exactly as she describes! LOLAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-78544094818273784562008-07-28T10:51:00.000-04:002008-07-28T10:51:00.000-04:00I'm usually a little pressed for time so I've star...I'm usually a little pressed for time so I've started combining some of Sylvia's beauty treatments. Call it modern day multi-tasking.<BR/><BR/>I now take care of developing my chest before an open window and get rid of my crepey neck by laughing loudly. I know it's working because my neighbors are looking at me entirely different. Thanks Sylvia!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-24046266944270997882008-07-28T10:04:00.000-04:002008-07-28T10:04:00.000-04:00Found this blog on some website while I was preten...Found this blog on some website while I was pretending to work. Very funny, this is this most ridiculous thing I've ever heard of. Which doesn't mean I am not going to try it.sarahkatequilts@gmail.comhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15007038172157053092noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-92131455791086427012008-07-28T09:20:00.000-04:002008-07-28T09:20:00.000-04:00I will not dispute that Sylvia is a crackpot...but...I will not dispute that Sylvia is a crackpot...but, with each new Sunday post, I can't help thinking--what if we gave Sylvia a modern-day plastic surgery manual and she read things like "you have a big fat tummy? No worries! We will simply make a wee hole right here and stick a hose in and poof! We suck that nasty fat away into a pail!"Amandahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00890830564045484092noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-23289210749491023832008-07-28T08:34:00.000-04:002008-07-28T08:34:00.000-04:00i wish i'd read this before i spent 4 grand gettin...i wish i'd read this before i spent 4 grand getting my neck fixed.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-81411432731987264992008-07-28T03:35:00.000-04:002008-07-28T03:35:00.000-04:00Thanks Johnny, I laughed so much that my glands we...Thanks Johnny, I laughed so much that my glands were aroused and I'll never have to be ashamed of my neck!Clairehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10740049258265150141noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-2990084159708983152008-07-28T00:55:00.000-04:002008-07-28T00:55:00.000-04:00The secret isn't all the slapping, pinching, upwar...The secret isn't all the slapping, pinching, upward/downward stroking, Silvia just likes that. The real secret is the face feeding cream! Notice how she just nonchalantly mentions it and quickly moves on. I want to know where she got her face feeding cream, I've been searching everywhere for some. I bet she made her own and took the secret recipe to the grave with her. Bitch. You know she is in hell laughing as we slap, pinch and stroke ourselves silly, knowing it's all pointless with out the face feeding cream!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-60712284998078009622008-07-28T00:15:00.000-04:002008-07-28T00:15:00.000-04:00People laughed at your glands in college???? (OMG...People laughed at your glands in college???? <BR/><BR/>(OMG.... the word verification is USUBJ.....)Ray Janeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14965985187123647698noreply@blogger.com