tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post6012285807933845726..comments2024-01-09T13:55:46.379-05:00Comments on 15 Minute Lunch: Search and Rescue 2008.Johnny Virgilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07914217086250206369noreply@blogger.comBlogger43125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-31603216001529976442008-04-09T14:07:00.000-04:002008-04-09T14:07:00.000-04:00well, I thought penguin sex was just about the odd...well, I thought penguin sex was just about the oddest search term I would ever see, but that has been dis-proven. I really thought I was worldly, but seriously, I'm not even in the same league as the folks. Why are they seeking out non-traditional things to shove into themselves? Do they not have stores where these people live?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-9820199385036931892008-04-05T16:19:00.000-04:002008-04-05T16:19:00.000-04:00hilarious...the flow chart is great...thanks for t...hilarious...the flow chart is great...thanks for the laugh!!Nicolehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08773455487003807611noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-14872245341775605132008-04-02T02:45:00.000-04:002008-04-02T02:45:00.000-04:00This is one of the funniest posts I have run acros...This is one of the funniest posts I have run across. Thanks for making my nightMyLife's Satirehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16243281822776691994noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-70794354112376498182008-04-01T21:05:00.000-04:002008-04-01T21:05:00.000-04:00My weirdest hit occurred yesterday - "Woman caught...My weirdest hit occurred yesterday - "Woman caught masturbating man in state park" - now what was wrong with that searcher?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-87840036867160895632008-03-11T19:29:00.000-04:002008-03-11T19:29:00.000-04:00That was hilarious! And they flowchart is a class...That was hilarious! And they flowchart is a classic! I don't have anything quite like yours but I did get "erik's clothing for men Sandusky". I hope they found what they were looking for!avoglehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09844516212334162700noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-68658163136374934302008-03-11T17:03:00.000-04:002008-03-11T17:03:00.000-04:00That was seriously funny.That was seriously funny.Gemini Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10814946729788376692noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-80249841841076664142008-03-11T15:26:00.000-04:002008-03-11T15:26:00.000-04:00My strangest google hit was from someone in Dubai....My strangest google hit was from someone in Dubai. It was "milk feeding with sexy". WTF?!Bexhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17157342348881579249noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-17354198760375123172008-03-11T00:40:00.000-04:002008-03-11T00:40:00.000-04:00i just laughed so fucking hard.i just laughed so fucking hard.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-20808763300111096692008-03-08T03:42:00.000-05:002008-03-08T03:42:00.000-05:00I'm new to your blog and this was quite the welcom...I'm new to your blog and this was quite the welcome post. ;D You get the best google searches...my best is 'screw my wife please' and 'screw my husband please'. I need to start throwing 'buttplug' and 'poop' around my blog! hehe Thanks for the laugh!Astarte's Studenthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10101358896161244115noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-52791910694019776832008-03-07T17:09:00.000-05:002008-03-07T17:09:00.000-05:00Jamie, I would have to say my favorite story was t...Jamie, I would have to say my favorite story was the guy who got a washer (as in nuts/bolts) stuck on his penis. Now that was fan-foreskin-tastic!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-82862132719794754482008-03-07T17:07:00.000-05:002008-03-07T17:07:00.000-05:00Decision trees can be most useful in any situation...Decision trees can be most useful in any situation! These should especially be used by men with garages full of tools...<BR/><BR/>I used to review medical reports from emergency rooms - the one where a guy had a Pond's Cold Cream jar stuck up his arse that had to be "milked out", and the another one where a crazy drunk guy sliced open his scrotum while using a jig-saw and his nads fell out (then he tried to put them back in and use a staple gun to close), will always stand out in my mind as times when a decision tree would have been a good mechanism to employ.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-454138894505893102008-03-07T16:23:00.000-05:002008-03-07T16:23:00.000-05:00Best. Blog. E.V.E.R.Best. Blog. E.V.E.R.High Power Rocketryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11537203640644706903noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-25142442313262481462008-03-07T15:40:00.000-05:002008-03-07T15:40:00.000-05:00Randi, my aunt was an ER nurse as well. She used t...Randi, my aunt was an ER nurse as well. She used to tell some amazing stories about the things people would try to put up their arses. <BR/><BR/>WTH. A pickle jar?!iambellalunahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03216043225888450875noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-27725327921160287832008-03-07T14:20:00.000-05:002008-03-07T14:20:00.000-05:00bwa ha ha ha! Can I also get that flowchart in po...bwa ha ha ha! Can I also get that flowchart in poster size? My cousin is an ER nurse and apparently people get things stuck a lot. I think it might be helpful to the ER Doctors and nurses to hand out to these patients. Educate the public, that's the ethical ting to do!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-40222534895434157532008-03-07T08:49:00.000-05:002008-03-07T08:49:00.000-05:00Most of my google search hits have to do with just...Most of my google search hits have to do with just a few terms - husband talking to ex and boob smashing. Maybe once I've got a bit more time in the blogosphere (in month 3 here) I'll have more crazy google hits! LOL Great post!Triciahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11399022634436650094noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-77536557773282989342008-03-06T23:13:00.000-05:002008-03-06T23:13:00.000-05:00Damn. I guess there's no chance of you returning m...Damn. I guess there's no chance of you returning my blog crush now.Carolynhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04340061182737906221noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-72405570667071858672008-03-06T23:02:00.000-05:002008-03-06T23:02:00.000-05:00lol very funny! loved this post :)lol very funny! loved this post :)Cathyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12100344594099646839noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-84320572927812026002008-03-06T21:38:00.000-05:002008-03-06T21:38:00.000-05:00Nicole, never play Wii bowling naked. Stand in the...Nicole, never play Wii bowling naked. Stand in the wrong place one time, and boom!<BR/><BR/>mojo - you're very welcome. Let me know how it works out.<BR/><BR/>Keva, I already pee standing up.<BR/><BR/>Bex, thanks. I had to beg for clicks though. I'm so ashamed.<BR/><BR/>emsmith -- Right before I ran out of room, I had a box that said, "Can you say "I fell on it" in a convincing manner?"<BR/><BR/>Carolyn, you sound like quite the catch.<BR/><BR/>Stephanie, I'm glad I can help out with your higher education.<BR/><BR/>MichaelT, you cursed me. I'm all out of funny. <BR/><BR/>Leigh, I would have killed for visio. That's all done by hand. A labor of butt-love, as it were.<BR/><BR/>Scoop, thanks man.<BR/><BR/>Alex -- next time just stand up and start screaming "WHAT!? WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?? DON'T LET THEM TAKE ME! DON'T LET THEM TAKE ME!"Johnny Virgilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07914217086250206369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-12920246077544673352008-03-06T21:09:00.000-05:002008-03-06T21:09:00.000-05:00EB - yeah, it's nuts. No rational person would eve...EB - yeah, it's nuts. No rational person would ever click on those search results that link to my site. That last one for instance, links to my 1977 post. My post mentions the word 'guys','picture' and 'wearing' in random sentences. So obviously if you're looking for a picture of a guy wearing a barrel, that's the link you'd choose. People just have no idea how to use a search engine, or interpret the results it gives them.Johnny Virgilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07914217086250206369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-53099615458196857962008-03-06T20:30:00.000-05:002008-03-06T20:30:00.000-05:00Holy crap that flowchart is hilarious.My question ...Holy crap that flowchart is hilarious.<BR/><BR/>My question on these google searches you find: Do you ever go back through your blog and try to determine which post(s) resulted in the hit? That could be funny in and of itself.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-51533025995496528742008-03-06T19:47:00.000-05:002008-03-06T19:47:00.000-05:00Oh yeah I forgot ..Speaking of Special Dark, I thi...Oh yeah I forgot ..<BR/>Speaking of Special Dark, I think it's about time for another round of Holla' Back.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-80419942582925567932008-03-06T19:18:00.000-05:002008-03-06T19:18:00.000-05:00That flow chart is classic! Very funnyThat flow chart is classic! Very funnyEd & Jeannehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00730956006290504616noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-17055808939491342812008-03-06T17:57:00.000-05:002008-03-06T17:57:00.000-05:00I'm in the lab and someone just came over to ask w...I'm in the lab and someone just came over to ask what's wrong. It seems because I was trying to keep my cackling down and covering my mouth, the laugh came out at a low squeeky *eeeweewee* add this to the tears rolling down my face and suddenly it's assumed i'm having an end of term related break down.<BR/><BR/>As if I wasn't weird enough.<BR/><BR/>Ok, I'm really going to do my homework now!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-8529693161829856322008-03-06T17:49:00.000-05:002008-03-06T17:49:00.000-05:00Oh good lord that flow chart. That flow chart. G...Oh good lord that flow chart. That flow chart. Golden.Falwlesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10188835254714411124noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-683864365417855222008-03-06T13:34:00.000-05:002008-03-06T13:34:00.000-05:00You the man, keep it coming.You the man, keep it coming.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com