tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post4012057531487706772..comments2024-01-09T13:55:46.379-05:00Comments on 15 Minute Lunch: Fresh from the tap, PETA style.Johnny Virgilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07914217086250206369noreply@blogger.comBlogger42125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-29825584836601703502008-11-10T19:38:00.000-05:002008-11-10T19:38:00.000-05:00Lactating burns up calories. When I was nursing m...Lactating burns up calories. When I was nursing my babies I lost 40 pounds. Promote it as the latest diet and you will have women lining up to be able to eat all the carbs they want and still loose weight.<BR/><BR/>*laughing*Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-9020072812944365992008-10-08T15:48:00.000-04:002008-10-08T15:48:00.000-04:00...but if the tap is dry...and non-hairy......but if the tap is dry...and non-hairy...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-51345816007205263172008-10-07T17:23:00.000-04:002008-10-07T17:23:00.000-04:00Pardon me while I scrub my eyes with bleach after ...Pardon me while I scrub my eyes with bleach after that last hermaphrodite from hell photo ...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-26051618494652585942008-10-07T16:22:00.000-04:002008-10-07T16:22:00.000-04:00Crystal and Johnny,Mega thanks to both of you for ...Crystal and Johnny,<BR/><BR/>Mega thanks to both of you for ruining my cravings for ice cream. I'm lactose intolerant and shouldn't eat the stuff anyway. If however, you ever do a piece like this on something like rissotto, I'll hunt you down like a Peta member armed with a can of red paint along the new fashon lines of mink coats.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17433304551260796509noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-80312830934526427622008-10-07T15:12:00.000-04:002008-10-07T15:12:00.000-04:00grode! i am not ever eating ice cream again! espe...grode! i am not ever eating ice cream again! especially after that hairy travesty at the end there. and i bet milk doesn't come out of there. probably just pizza grease and motor oil.Crystalhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17383214103702764400noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-31526050876588097712008-10-06T15:55:00.000-04:002008-10-06T15:55:00.000-04:00Firstly, I don't think PETA have ever made a joke....Firstly, I don't think PETA have <B>ever</B> made a joke. Maybe they're trying to pull the light-hearted publicity tricks on us now?<BR/><BR/>Secondly, that picture makes me want to burn my own eyes out.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-4922929028969084942008-10-05T17:50:00.000-04:002008-10-05T17:50:00.000-04:00PETA boss: "Breast milk in Ben & Jerry...PETA boss: "Breast milk in Ben & Jerry's ice cream! Brilliant! Tom, get started on the press release."<BR/><BR/>Tom: "How about we ask that they make soy options available instead. I think people would be more likely to embrace soy milk that breast milk. I know I would be."<BR/><BR/>PETA boss: "Are you insane?"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-51761087619508445752008-10-05T09:05:00.000-04:002008-10-05T09:05:00.000-04:00Hey,Johnny...You always tickle me and I wrote a po...Hey,Johnny...<BR/>You always tickle me and I wrote a post about you on my blog. Go look at it. We want you to join us at Humor Bloggers, it's lots of fun. Did anyone ever tell you that you favor G.I.Joe? <BR/>EveAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-7411792500566487272008-10-04T18:15:00.000-04:002008-10-04T18:15:00.000-04:00I live in Virginia Beach ... next door to Norfolk ...I live in Virginia Beach ... next door to Norfolk where PETA lives. These people are certifiable loons. A few years ago they decided that they wanted to stop sports fishermen at the beach from hurting the poor fish. But for some reason they decided NOT to picket the commercial fishermen that catch fish by the thousands. Hummmm ... why do you suppose they left them alone?Big Kahunahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17180592259235569293noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-35943204979500630932008-10-04T14:39:00.000-04:002008-10-04T14:39:00.000-04:00Poor Norma Stitz gets no love here. Straight from...Poor Norma Stitz gets no love here. Straight from the tap or not at all!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-79155878396911220042008-10-03T22:31:00.000-04:002008-10-03T22:31:00.000-04:00Wow that is super f-ing hot. I feel bad for cows t...Wow that is super f-ing hot. I feel bad for cows to so my question is when can we start replacing the meat from those poor cows in my big mac with meat from people from PETA are they willing to die for their cause????Oldman Gingerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04518211284158517066noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-91105857421357635922008-10-03T22:13:00.000-04:002008-10-03T22:13:00.000-04:00When I wake up screaming tonight, I already know w...When I wake up screaming tonight, I already know who to *thank*. Thanks a whole frickin lot for an image that I will likely never get out of my head. But seriously, those PETA people are whacked. Pam Anderson, their celebrity spokesmodel just said that she had NO IDEA that her UGG boots that are super-glued to her feet are made of sheepskin. Idiots 4 idiots.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01332230416016720229noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-55044200157384306882008-10-03T16:29:00.000-04:002008-10-03T16:29:00.000-04:00i've always suspected it, but this last incident j...i've always suspected it, but this last incident just confirms that peta is just fucking with us all...much like yourself. please don't ever EVER post a picture of hairy boobs again. that picture is like a disturbing movie that keeps haunting you for days after you've seen it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-51210729580155002972008-10-03T14:29:00.000-04:002008-10-03T14:29:00.000-04:00OMG, just...OMFG.OMG, just...OMFG.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-31662149262449255152008-10-03T13:53:00.000-04:002008-10-03T13:53:00.000-04:00This reminds me of a comedy show I saw a number of...This reminds me of a comedy show I saw a number of years ago (can't remember the name - one of those "pranks on unsuspecting people" shows). They had a blind taste test of four different cheeses. The joke was that the cheese had been made with breast milk. After a customer took a bite and said "mm-mmm, that one has a smoky flavor," they turned over a placard to show a photo of a woman and say "that's Helga, she smokes 4 packs a day." Priceless.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-69557893480768495812008-10-03T11:24:00.000-04:002008-10-03T11:24:00.000-04:00It is evident to me the assclowns at PETA have nev...It is evident to me the assclowns at PETA have never tried to nurse. It's not as easy as one would think. <BR/><BR/>What the hell is wrong with people?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-37766473597887953652008-10-03T08:05:00.000-04:002008-10-03T08:05:00.000-04:00ewewAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-40193844174398539752008-10-03T00:40:00.000-04:002008-10-03T00:40:00.000-04:00It is interesting how the moonbats promote themsel...It is interesting how the moonbats promote themselves. They will create something that is a joke but play it off as something they are serious about. Then when everyone makes fun of the idea they reply it was just a joke and everyone should lighten up. <BR/><BR/>Oh and please don't ever post that manboob pic again. heheAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-29632743331332438472008-10-02T16:20:00.000-04:002008-10-02T16:20:00.000-04:00You call can help yourselves a big heaping spoonfu...You call can help yourselves a big heaping spoonful of Rickey's man-milk.Rickeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05773465359487671887noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-38479907094498334822008-10-02T16:02:00.000-04:002008-10-02T16:02:00.000-04:00I know there are women who belong to PETA...Are Yo...I know there are women who belong to PETA...Are You Kidding ME??? You approve this message? <BR/><BR/>That last picture is just not right.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-29109051167187564152008-10-02T14:52:00.000-04:002008-10-02T14:52:00.000-04:00That was better than the JC Penny ad.Too funnY!That was better than the JC Penny ad.<BR/><BR/>Too funnY!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-65456197409406043222008-10-02T13:43:00.000-04:002008-10-02T13:43:00.000-04:00Wow, and I thought I was lactose intolerant before...Wow, and I thought I was lactose intolerant before!<BR/><BR/>Comedy Writer Jerry PerishoMedicare Health Insurance Plans - Jerry Perishohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07727323682266378820noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-80002662712284605912008-10-02T12:38:00.000-04:002008-10-02T12:38:00.000-04:00I never thought I would wish I was blind, even for...I never thought I would wish I was blind, even for a little bit...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-19223380621027304182008-10-02T12:30:00.000-04:002008-10-02T12:30:00.000-04:00I read this article also.Wouldn't rice milk or...I read this article also.<BR/>Wouldn't rice milk or soy milk be a more reasonable suggestion for PETA to make to B & J's? <BR/>After all, Peta is supposed to stand up for the ethical treatment of animals? People are technically animals too. Are they suggesting turning lactating woman into dairy cows?<BR/>Plus, the whole idea is impossible. I breastfed my kids, and it takes at least 1/2 hour to pump out 6 oz. Can you imagine the time it would take to pump enough milk to make ice cream?<BR/>This whole thing idea is just stupid!!Nicole Phttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17573744086439526817noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-6054614081757313902008-10-02T12:04:00.000-04:002008-10-02T12:04:00.000-04:00The whole thing makes me throw up a little...All t...The whole thing makes me throw up a little...<BR/><BR/>All they have to do is make soy milk taste better, and people would be less likely to drink cow milk. OK, maybe not. Whatever.<BR/><BR/>And I was having a hard enough time with the people who wanted to make soap with human breast milk instead of goat milk... agh!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com