tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post3713553867106382945..comments2024-01-09T13:55:46.379-05:00Comments on 15 Minute Lunch: A little foundation will fix that right up.Johnny Virgilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07914217086250206369noreply@blogger.comBlogger32125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-24788214900639539072008-06-03T16:15:00.000-04:002008-06-03T16:15:00.000-04:00Hmm...and I thought the holy grail of copywriting ...Hmm...and I thought the holy grail of copywriting would be naming lipsticks, nail polishes or new designer mammals...I clearly was mistaken.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-34226263035666142532008-06-03T13:06:00.000-04:002008-06-03T13:06:00.000-04:00Hah, so because of the small text, I read the firs...Hah, so because of the small text, I read the first two lines as part of the same sentence, "Hybridizer Jeff Salter, like an exotic dancer..."<BR/><BR/>Also, I love the fact that your flowers will be exactly 5.5" on top of 26" stalks.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00391446812951837494noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-22914742774659645222008-06-03T10:10:00.000-04:002008-06-03T10:10:00.000-04:00slutty flowers. i bet the bees are all over them ...slutty flowers. i bet the bees are all over them all of the time and they just open their petals to anyone with a long nose and a fat wad o'honey in their pocket. so typical.Crystalhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17383214103702764400noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-63484170957331257022008-06-02T15:14:00.000-04:002008-06-02T15:14:00.000-04:00Call me a dirty girl but day lilies have always re...Call me a dirty girl but day lilies have always reminded me of female naughty-bits in the first place... but maybe I'm just a pervert.gabbihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01187072526723415377noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-24360736350627607642008-06-01T02:39:00.000-04:002008-06-01T02:39:00.000-04:00It's important to maintain the peasant girl/stripp...It's important to maintain the peasant girl/stripper balance in your garden though. My garden is full of nothing but dark eyed strippers, and frankly, it just looks a little odd.<BR/>Obviously it needs more peasant girls.CodeMonkeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07803316004580844329noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-23510244351206265082008-05-31T01:18:00.000-04:002008-05-31T01:18:00.000-04:00I've always wanted to be the guy to name Adult Fil...I've always wanted to be the guy to name Adult Films. <BR/><BR/>"On Golden Blonde" and "Star Whores" are just child's play. I am so far up on a higher shelf it doesn't compete.<BR/><BR/>Get me the job and I'll give you the kickback as my agent.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-64121086624766931852008-05-30T22:18:00.000-04:002008-05-30T22:18:00.000-04:00Man a barbeque at your house would be bittersweet....Man a barbeque at your house would be bittersweet. Smelly backyard but its full of strippers and peasant girls.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-85589595640479215182008-05-30T17:02:00.000-04:002008-05-30T17:02:00.000-04:00That. Is. Classic. I can't believe someone gets p...That. Is. Classic. <BR/><BR/>I can't believe someone gets paid for that...the copywriting bit, that is...Mrs. Rhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04700774703942538682noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-31932083652117038732008-05-30T15:07:00.000-04:002008-05-30T15:07:00.000-04:00As far as your Italian restaurant dumpster goes --...As far as your Italian restaurant dumpster goes -- I worked at a store in a strip mall that shared a dumpster with a sushi place. I promise you there is nothing stinkier than that. Nothing.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-43056810520853791082008-05-30T13:56:00.000-04:002008-05-30T13:56:00.000-04:00too funny!too funny!21stCenturyMomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02370504811536749950noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-37914735161803286102008-05-30T11:52:00.000-04:002008-05-30T11:52:00.000-04:00Their music isn't what I have a problem with. It's...Their music isn't what I have a problem with. It's the resident cookie monster's complete lack of vocal talent that I have a problem with.Johnny Virgilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07914217086250206369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-10356970921180822672008-05-30T09:07:00.000-04:002008-05-30T09:07:00.000-04:00Opeth is one of my absolute favorite bands... you ...Opeth is one of my absolute favorite bands... you outta try and expand your musical horizons once in a while. You may find you like the strange....Primitive Scratchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12371194771328116468noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-10847701436982181042008-05-30T08:35:00.000-04:002008-05-30T08:35:00.000-04:00I wouldn't get those flowers for fear my neighbors...I wouldn't get those flowers for fear my neighbors would see my husband outside courting them.(or with his nose buried deep in their "black eyes")Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-86885531262636875132008-05-30T00:50:00.000-04:002008-05-30T00:50:00.000-04:00Get a wiener dog to keep out the rodents...or...or...Get a wiener dog to keep out the rodents...or...or just get 2 wiener dogs, like me. Not a rodent in the yard. Plus, you'll look really cool walking them around the block.Moe Wanchukhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09995124727201317380noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-57298171528015543392008-05-30T00:39:00.000-04:002008-05-30T00:39:00.000-04:00Those are why I'm glad I don't have girls. Those ...Those are why I'm glad I don't have girls. Those bastard flowers wouldn't be able to keep their slimy petals to themselves!Officer "Smith"https://www.blogger.com/profile/16053602205443157704noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-44027739968324940362008-05-30T00:25:00.000-04:002008-05-30T00:25:00.000-04:00Oh my, we read that differently. Where you saw "bl...Oh my, we read that differently. <BR/><BR/>Where you saw "black eye," I read "brown eye."<BR/><BR/>Oops.Serial Monogamisthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06240343915323669214noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-60147666027821885312008-05-29T23:08:00.000-04:002008-05-29T23:08:00.000-04:00The dumpster behind an Italian restaurant. Love i...The dumpster behind an Italian restaurant. Love it!kentucky_kittyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00748483829693722435noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-12869109212438188582008-05-29T20:47:00.000-04:002008-05-29T20:47:00.000-04:00Why so suprised? Everyone knows copywriters are a ...Why so suprised? Everyone knows copywriters are a sexy lot.HA!ksdhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05783103427331063540noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-44391647342659020822008-05-29T19:33:00.000-04:002008-05-29T19:33:00.000-04:00Oh see, I took it as a reference to nipples.Oh see, I took it as a reference to nipples.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-9321342869138374752008-05-29T11:39:00.000-04:002008-05-29T11:39:00.000-04:00Well the "slender 26-inch stalk" isn't really that...Well the "slender 26-inch stalk" isn't really that slender for a stripper, is it? I'd say she's a bit of a hefty-girl, wannbe stripper, who probably pissed off the poor, skinny peasant girls...<BR/><BR/>(Disclaimer: by no means do I think a 26-inch "stalk" is hefty, in fact, it's probably far smaller than average - it's just compared to the regular, super-skinny, 18-inch stripper "stalks", this seems rather thick...)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-68829784247582253432008-05-29T10:37:00.000-04:002008-05-29T10:37:00.000-04:00Get a real tart. Say, a Venus Fly Trap.....But te...Get a real tart. Say, a Venus Fly Trap.....But tell her "no biteing"Ray Janeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14965985187123647698noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-24026864959127165752008-05-29T09:08:00.000-04:002008-05-29T09:08:00.000-04:00This looks strangely like the flower I caught my h...This looks strangely like the flower I caught my husband with last night at Lowe's. Somebody's got some 'splainin to do!Kevahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05032593724104653273noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-48598943973247609202008-05-29T08:56:00.000-04:002008-05-29T08:56:00.000-04:00Now all that is left to do is convince the wife th...Now all that is left to do is convince the wife that "Stripper Lily" is a flower, not a member of the Thursday Night crew at the local strip joint. <BR/><BR/>I'll keep a copy of the flower manuscript as proof.Badass Geekhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01030944236271663794noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-24231207563260181882008-05-29T08:33:00.000-04:002008-05-29T08:33:00.000-04:00You're killing me! "Stripper with a black eye." LO...You're killing me! "Stripper with a black eye." LOL!<BR/><BR/>You can't <I>write</I> comedy that good! Oh, wait...you can...<BR/><BR/>CMAAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-58536150254133751462008-05-29T06:52:00.000-04:002008-05-29T06:52:00.000-04:00Day lillies are such teases though, they never let...Day lillies are such teases though, they never let you touch unless you pay for a private show.daveyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17776102795991089823noreply@blogger.com