tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post2845237163061000552..comments2024-01-09T13:55:46.379-05:00Comments on 15 Minute Lunch: Smooth her with your majestic dremel tool.Johnny Virgilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07914217086250206369noreply@blogger.comBlogger42125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-60554435183219057972008-04-11T16:56:00.000-04:002008-04-11T16:56:00.000-04:00Aha! I knew it was a good idea. And I think maybe ...Aha! I knew it was a good idea. And I think maybe I could draw that well, given enough time.Johnny Virgilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07914217086250206369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-33789666696000136322008-04-10T12:29:00.000-04:002008-04-10T12:29:00.000-04:00Alas! Someone's gotten to it sooner.http://spamuse...Alas! Someone's gotten to it sooner.<BR/><BR/>http://spamusement.comStufsockerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03606215520482759373noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-70435744616487275942008-04-09T20:26:00.000-04:002008-04-09T20:26:00.000-04:00Spam that we get was a major topic of conversation...Spam that we get was a major topic of conversation amongst my last project team at work. (Our company doesn't employ any women.) Our consensus favorite was a subject line that said, "Blow her out of the room with your fire hose"; I'm not sure of the final euphamism, but the "blow her out of the room" was the good part for me. I can just see the scene: we hear some coital huffing, and then there's a small explosion followed by a loud crack, then complete, ominous silence. We pull into the room to see a naked man frozen with a look of horror on his face, and then reveal an also-naked girl, unmoving with her hair curtained across her face, sprawled across the threshold of the door, her shoulder at a stomach-churning angle and one side of the doorframe cracked.<BR/><BR/>My question is: WHO FINDS THIS AN APPEALING IMAGE??? Who would buy a product that claims to engender such a scene? I <3 spam.Markhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00156485396510443273noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-56552898126954016372008-04-04T09:24:00.000-04:002008-04-04T09:24:00.000-04:00You are NOT sorry at all.FAYou are NOT sorry at all.<BR/><BR/>FAYourFireAnthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03428838843235292696noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-36516302272945013242008-04-03T18:43:00.000-04:002008-04-03T18:43:00.000-04:00Excellent. You gotta give us a warning for that l...Excellent. You gotta give us a warning for that last one though. Jeez!Ed & Jeannehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00730956006290504616noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-83416557205165794652008-04-03T09:04:00.000-04:002008-04-03T09:04:00.000-04:00HILARIOUSHILARIOUSMaleeshahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03196214944268983722noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-64942026739538542502008-04-02T19:38:00.000-04:002008-04-02T19:38:00.000-04:00HAHAHAHAHA!!!! I've got a 20 foot cock over at my...HAHAHAHAHA!!!! I've got a 20 foot cock over at my place. Wanna see?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-39249895751020514522008-04-02T12:31:00.000-04:002008-04-02T12:31:00.000-04:00The best one I got was, "Turn your little soldier ...The best one I got was, "Turn your little soldier into a general!"the frogsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01968823458259525111noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-23057452252555634492008-04-02T01:53:00.000-04:002008-04-02T01:53:00.000-04:00High-larious!High-larious!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-47200929471436355922008-04-02T00:08:00.000-04:002008-04-02T00:08:00.000-04:00Spat coffee at screen. That first image is burned...Spat coffee at screen. That first image is burned on my retinas! Tagged you with an oh too cute kitten in revenge. Check my Pastimes blog to find it.Helen + ilana = Hihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16416440003661972174noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-86459045561183245802008-04-01T22:31:00.000-04:002008-04-01T22:31:00.000-04:00High!Larious!High!Larious!WendyBhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00985099019783464580noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-80908517786954646922008-04-01T22:12:00.000-04:002008-04-01T22:12:00.000-04:00Oh no you're not! I can tell you're not sorry!Oh no you're not! I can tell you're not sorry!Elizabethhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03406942482508439839noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-26695858500461039182008-04-01T17:39:00.000-04:002008-04-01T17:39:00.000-04:00BAHAHAHA!!!!You crack me up,consistently. :-)BAHAHAHA!!!!<BR/><BR/>You crack me up,consistently. :-)Colleenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09277865083446912686noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-35753062482841449052008-04-01T09:34:00.000-04:002008-04-01T09:34:00.000-04:00dude i love you your the funniest.... i really nee...dude i love you your the funniest.... i really need to get photo shopOldman Gingerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04518211284158517066noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-70006241584464419692008-04-01T07:04:00.000-04:002008-04-01T07:04:00.000-04:00Those pics would probably go with my spam too. I ...Those pics would probably go with my spam too. I get all sorts of spam about increasing size, perfomance, etc...all for men. Not a single one directed at women. Are guys really that desperate?Mother Theresahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09648404612737553605noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-16793984219678628122008-03-31T16:24:00.000-04:002008-03-31T16:24:00.000-04:00shieldmaiden, it scares me too.JD, sorry man.shieldmaiden, it scares me too.<BR/><BR/>JD, sorry man.Johnny Virgilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07914217086250206369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-91036430334351012682008-03-31T16:09:00.000-04:002008-03-31T16:09:00.000-04:00Dude, I so spewed my water across the keyboard on ...Dude, I so spewed my water across the keyboard on that last one... great stuff!<BR/><BR/><B>bagel</B>, that is... Awesome Poetry... ♥Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-47804075258645316092008-03-31T12:28:00.000-04:002008-03-31T12:28:00.000-04:00damn.... that one eyed monster was in my stuff aga...damn.... that one eyed monster was in my stuff again.<BR/><BR/>www.jdspad.blogspot.comAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-49946944295458655072008-03-31T09:48:00.000-04:002008-03-31T09:48:00.000-04:00It scares me that I already knew that was Bernie w...It scares me that I already knew that was Bernie when I saw his picture.Shieldmaiden96https://www.blogger.com/profile/04673938377819957295noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-89368482948533199892008-03-31T01:50:00.000-04:002008-03-31T01:50:00.000-04:00Once again I'm laughing, tears are squirting out o...Once again I'm laughing, tears are squirting out of my eyes and my son home on spring break looks over and says "Are you gonna be ok over there?" How can I adequately explain my hysterical outburst? I just hand him the laptop so he can see for himself.Clairehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10740049258265150141noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-14306490479936824862008-03-30T23:01:00.000-04:002008-03-30T23:01:00.000-04:00God has left the building. I would write more, but...God has left the building. <BR/><BR/>I would write more, but I have to check out some Mexican Vxagarraaa and some Proleexx Quality Timepiece Replicas. You're not the only one with a filter, my storied friend.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-39956019403980239982008-03-30T22:36:00.000-04:002008-03-30T22:36:00.000-04:00oh JEBUS I am falling out of my chair and wiping m...oh JEBUS I am falling out of my chair and wiping my eyes from so much of The Funny!elizadoohickyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01619295952214896945noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-49888072714889355882008-03-30T15:22:00.000-04:002008-03-30T15:22:00.000-04:00Well...after a little more research it turns out h...Well...after a little more research it turns out he's not so much "currently working" as "currently deceased."<BR/><BR/>Bernie Barker (July 31, 1940 - March 21, 2007) was recognized in July 2003 by Guinness World Records as the world's oldest male stripper. The former nuclear power plant worker and insurance salesman had taken up erotic dancing in 2000 at the age of 60 to keep in shape after surgery for the prostate cancer that would eventually cause his death.<BR/><BR/>RIP, Bernie.Johnny Virgilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07914217086250206369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-55506715132577273152008-03-30T15:12:00.000-04:002008-03-30T15:12:00.000-04:00Uh yea dude, thanks for that. Now I'm scarred for...Uh yea dude, thanks for that. Now I'm scarred for life.Jacqhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18343026866492303727noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-39560774032479125252008-03-30T14:18:00.000-04:002008-03-30T14:18:00.000-04:00I think I'm a little in lust with #1.I think I'm a little in lust with #1.Alicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02312731015432167519noreply@blogger.com