tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post2815837964077863208..comments2024-01-09T13:55:46.379-05:00Comments on 15 Minute Lunch: Dear Blog,Johnny Virgilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07914217086250206369noreply@blogger.comBlogger41125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-37780202242546310182008-04-28T09:31:00.000-04:002008-04-28T09:31:00.000-04:00Just saying hello. As long as they don't ration ga...Just saying hello. As long as they don't ration gas....<BR/><BR/>If it gets too expensive, I can always sell the house and live in the car.miriam sawyerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06796668928044011101noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-60353923260643892862008-04-27T16:57:00.000-04:002008-04-27T16:57:00.000-04:00Cruiser, try this:http://www.pandora.com/?sc=sh217...Cruiser, try this:<BR/><BR/>http://www.pandora.com/?sc=sh21788047029555901Johnny Virgilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07914217086250206369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-74744323010007648562008-04-27T16:16:00.000-04:002008-04-27T16:16:00.000-04:00And hey, I'm liking your playlist. Add some more ...And hey, I'm liking your playlist. Add some more please. I need some ideas to complete my collection.CruiserMelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15533458890767625373noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-34553200421655379722008-04-27T16:09:00.000-04:002008-04-27T16:09:00.000-04:00Wow, I got so caught up in reading the comments he...Wow, I got so caught up in reading the comments here (and the DISSIN of our Toddly) that I almost forgot what I was going to say. Oh yeah - thanks for the dosage of Todd. Hee. <BR/><BR/>Meanwhile, if you want to see what real blog neglect is, you should just look around....it seems like everyone's got blog neglect these days. Hell, I can't even read all the blogs I wish I could. Pity. Where are the good old days when blogs took first priority? What's the world comin' to?CruiserMelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15533458890767625373noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-15417796182481607442008-04-26T17:45:00.000-04:002008-04-26T17:45:00.000-04:00Rita, I made the mistake of thinking I was dealing...Rita, I made the mistake of thinking I was dealing with a reputable company.Johnny Virgilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07914217086250206369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-45804619162147503862008-04-26T14:15:00.000-04:002008-04-26T14:15:00.000-04:00omg! todd rundgren rocks!!!! i love.love.love that...omg! todd rundgren rocks!!!! i love.love.love that song! thanks for posting it.<BR/><BR/>always create a bogus email account where you can use it for any junk website that asks for an email address. don't put your real name on it, either, when you create one.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-44579249351441778562008-04-26T13:13:00.000-04:002008-04-26T13:13:00.000-04:00Forget 36 mph, if gas gets any higher ($3.59 here)...Forget 36 mph, if gas gets any higher ($3.59 here) I'm going to put my car on blocks and put my fat ass on my bicycle.<BR/><BR/>Can you come by my blog and sing some old Queen songs? Thanks!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-74351166752567647862008-04-25T16:51:00.000-04:002008-04-25T16:51:00.000-04:00Nicki, I reordered the songs in my little playlist...Nicki, I reordered the songs in my little playlist so you can just push play and listen to my song. I even got 70's hitmaker Todd Rundgren to record it for me.Johnny Virgilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07914217086250206369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-50427201338040722452008-04-25T16:28:00.000-04:002008-04-25T16:28:00.000-04:00I always miss your posts when you are busy - glad ...I always miss your posts when you are busy - glad you are back! BTW - what tune am I supposed to be singing that song to? I was just making one up... and I wasn't good.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14580103763926345729noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-71472433266561786562008-04-25T15:19:00.000-04:002008-04-25T15:19:00.000-04:00You could always walk around like a serial killer ...You could always walk around like a serial killer with Noxema on your upper lip. That would be hot.rockin'thesuburbshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13243354175456788913noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-50879221189738012282008-04-25T14:28:00.000-04:002008-04-25T14:28:00.000-04:00Gas is $3.47 in Houston, in sight of the refinerie...Gas is $3.47 in Houston, in sight of the refineries.<BR/><BR/>Do coffee grounds remove the smell of old corpse? How about cinnamon in gently boiling water? Time to find out.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-79675451049051743272008-04-25T11:53:00.000-04:002008-04-25T11:53:00.000-04:00Gas is up to $3.69 here in Portland Oregon. My ro...Gas is up to $3.69 here in Portland Oregon. My roommate smugly drives his Prius right by the gas station without even thanking me for making him buy it back in December, in time for his rebate no less.House of Suzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12736606213536661565noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-9455167246033212122008-04-25T11:41:00.000-04:002008-04-25T11:41:00.000-04:00I usually rid the smell of decomposing waste by pu...I usually rid the smell of decomposing waste by putting it in my neighbour's bin when they've gone to bed. Saves money on expensive aerosols. <BR/><BR/>And I can kill two birds with one stone and siphon some free gas out of their car's tank too! They don't mind, I'm sure.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-65745268675811095792008-04-24T21:44:00.000-04:002008-04-24T21:44:00.000-04:00Spam and fuckers and corpses oh my! What a terribl...Spam and fuckers and corpses oh my! What a terrible week for you. At least you're back. I was starting to worry. When <I>I</I> don't post for a while, nobody gives a sh!t, but when <I>you</I> don't post for a while people start to worry. Pretty soon mayhem ensues. It gets ugly. I was about to send some Mounties down to find you. Thank God for this post. Now the Mounties can stand down. Cheers, eh.Carolynhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04340061182737906221noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-66166170524944556002008-04-24T20:46:00.000-04:002008-04-24T20:46:00.000-04:00Jack? Damn, I could get behind that. My problems ...Jack? Damn, I could get behind that. My problems with corn-based ethanol are more about using a food source to make fuel, which makes the demand (and the price) of corn go up. There is also a limited amount arable land, and as the price of corn goes up and it becomes more profitable to grow, it will most likely be grown instead of other food.<BR/><BR/><A HREF="http://www.popularmechanics.com/science/earth/4237539.html" REL="nofollow">Here</A><BR/> and <A HREF="http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/story/15635751/ethanol_scam_ethanol_hurts_the_environment_and_is_one_of_americas_biggest_political_boondoggles" REL="nofollow">here</A><BR/> are a couple of articles that argue against ethanol better than I can. Goddammit, I went and got political. WTF.Johnny Virgilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07914217086250206369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-67821685075666521812008-04-24T19:47:00.000-04:002008-04-24T19:47:00.000-04:00I know that I get less MPG with ethanol but the tr...I know that I get less MPG with ethanol but the truck runs better and I feel more secure using local (We're in corn country) and renewable energy. <BR/><BR/>Plus, ethanol smells like Jack Daniels. <BR/>It makes filling up all the more fun.The Half-Assed Bloghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04695509301546368888noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-81954453129734766732008-04-24T18:14:00.000-04:002008-04-24T18:14:00.000-04:00Amanda -- sure I do. Usually only once per post th...Amanda -- sure I do. Usually only once per post though.<BR/><BR/>Epi -- no, it's TR. Todd. The Runt. You know. Rundgren.<BR/><BR/>Claire -- one time a mouse died in my office wall. Damn, that stuck. Since I only had the one computer, I wore a paint booth respirator to pay bills with quicken. It lasted about 3 weeks.<BR/><BR/>Grunt -- I've never been in the service and my wife tells me the same thing. And yeah, I have a 94 Miata. In my defense, when I bought it I didn't know it was a gay car. I just wanted a 2 seater that would handle mountain roads and it was all I could afford. I didn't research it much. Damn Homosexuals. First they co-opt the Rainbow, then the Miata.<BR/><BR/>K, I will.<BR/><BR/>Magna, the problem is that you don't get as many BTUs of energy out of that Ethanol. So it *should* be cheaper. You get less mileage per gallon.<BR/><BR/>Reb, I hate the smell of vinegar, unfortunately. <BR/><BR/>Rockin, no I'm still here. Just running out of hours in the day.<BR/><BR/>Fireant, when my pager went off at 3am for the fifteenth time I was ready to just drive my car into a brick wall. <BR/><BR/>shield, that does suck.<BR/><BR/>Sped, I'm the same way with dead bodies.<BR/><BR/>Lew, that's funny shit.<BR/><BR/>Mom, I was gonna mention the body farm. I remember reading a murder mystery about someone dumping a body there.<BR/><BR/>Bridget, I'm still working on that....Johnny Virgilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07914217086250206369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-8133021563094841742008-04-24T15:42:00.000-04:002008-04-24T15:42:00.000-04:00Hello! I've never posted here before but have bee...Hello! I've never posted here before but have been reading for quite some time. Call me shy, ha!<BR/><BR/>One thing that works great for smells is a couple tablespoons of ground coffee on a plate. Just put it in the general area of the smell. Not only does it absorb it quick but the coffee smells great!<BR/><BR/>I'm here in Vancouver, BC and it's currently $1.27/liter (roughly $4.80/gal). Before I moved to Canada in 1999 from Illinois, gas was roughly $1.25/gal. I can't believe how much it has gone up in the /cough 8 years that I've been gone. I don't think there's ever been an increase like this in gas history has there?<BR/><BR/>Love the blog, you crack me up!!Saffyrrehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06897919940265966516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-28472145046004877072008-04-24T15:33:00.000-04:002008-04-24T15:33:00.000-04:00As long as I don't have to kiss anyone under the M...As long as I don't have to kiss anyone under the Missingtoe.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-16096197233178749432008-04-24T13:52:00.000-04:002008-04-24T13:52:00.000-04:00I was scared myself that you were signing off- I'm...I was scared myself that you were signing off- I'm still waiting on Catalog Funnies Part II so I can wreck my other pair of underwear peeing in my pants. Yep, only 2 pairs (well, one after finding this blog and reading all the archives for a few hours). 2 pairs of undies are all I can afford when it costs me $60 to fill up my car, which even so gets relatively good mileage. Damn minivans.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-78204546403677815672008-04-24T13:08:00.000-04:002008-04-24T13:08:00.000-04:00The "Body Farm" is in Knoxville, TN. Sounds lovel...The "Body Farm" is in Knoxville, TN. Sounds lovely, doesn't it?<BR/><BR/>http://www.jeffersonbass.com/video_body_farm_tour.html<BR/><BR/>You, too, can donate your body to science.Mom of 3https://www.blogger.com/profile/05912330597120546312noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-84245120654402036682008-04-24T12:53:00.000-04:002008-04-24T12:53:00.000-04:00Our resident genius, Captain Annoyo, is on vacatio...Our resident genius, Captain Annoyo, is on vacation this week too. Now I am realizing that not only he is a cocky little inhaler-sniffing geek, he is much smarter than I am and has devised evil applications that work only when he is here. <BR/>Curses!rcubedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00453823338305164262noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-38991179440054553472008-04-24T10:38:00.000-04:002008-04-24T10:38:00.000-04:00I paid $4.09 for Diesel at Wally World, with the d...I paid $4.09 for Diesel at Wally World, with the discount. <BR/>There is some place in Kentuky (I think), where they study decomposing human bodies, like left out in the woods. Left in the trunk. How long until Mr and Mrs Maggot move in. How long before Mrs Maggot's kids have kids. How long until the eyeballs fall out. <BR/>Enquiring minds need to know this crap!Ray Janeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14965985187123647698noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-29769088345465962202008-04-24T10:04:00.000-04:002008-04-24T10:04:00.000-04:00$3.35 in Albuquerque ($3.32 if you're a member of ...$3.35 in Albuquerque ($3.32 if you're a member of Costco) Thats it! I'm buying a motorcycle!!!<BR/><BR/>Glad you're back JV! (BTW, loved the song!)C.C in ABQhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02905010012446501323noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-62778486801293827472008-04-24T10:01:00.000-04:002008-04-24T10:01:00.000-04:00Thought maybe you'd got into that old Chevelle wit...Thought maybe you'd got into that old Chevelle with a friend from the old days and tried a couple of those stunts just to see if you still could....<BR/><BR/>Men do stuff like this when they get to A Certain Age. Women too.<BR/><BR/>Glad ye're back.<BR/><BR/>FAYourFireAnthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03428838843235292696noreply@blogger.com