tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post2762615952244409064..comments2024-01-09T13:55:46.379-05:00Comments on 15 Minute Lunch: Maybe try the ice tongs.Johnny Virgilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07914217086250206369noreply@blogger.comBlogger65125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-59122718669660161972008-04-07T21:41:00.000-04:002008-04-07T21:41:00.000-04:00Gutu wants details on the paper towel guy. Don't ...Gutu wants details on the paper towel guy. Don't disappoint Gutu.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-78659421023348385692008-04-03T02:37:00.000-04:002008-04-03T02:37:00.000-04:00That's the most messed up thing I've heard in a lo...That's the most messed up thing I've heard in a long time. That dude has issues.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-73217887104238439312008-04-02T09:14:00.000-04:002008-04-02T09:14:00.000-04:00I've gone about half way down the comments AND I H...I've gone about half way down the comments AND I HAVE THE ANSWER!!!!!<BR/><BR/>1. This guy reads your blog, knows who you are and has read your bathroom posts. Seeing you in the restroom, he decided to give you some material for your blog by doing something inexplicable!<BR/><BR/>2. Either that, or he's a freak....<BR/><BR/>My money's on #2. He's a freak! (but I bet y'all thought for a second I was a genius! ... or not...)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-29069174701454470252008-03-29T10:24:00.000-04:002008-03-29T10:24:00.000-04:00If you ever see the guy again, I would not recomme...If you ever see the guy again, I would not recommend shaking his hand... ever.<BR/><BR/>One additional thought... perhaps he has a fetish for papertowel.<BR/><BR/>Now you feel safe, don't ya?~Sherylhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11964655278593194928noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-79939735170452445462008-03-29T06:26:00.000-04:002008-03-29T06:26:00.000-04:00You've never seen the junk mitts on HSN? They alwa...You've never seen the junk mitts on HSN? They always sell out. But notin the XXXLs like they do with the women's sweaters.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-38558944203820533262008-03-28T21:22:00.000-04:002008-03-28T21:22:00.000-04:00that's pretty weird. then again, i've never seen ...that's pretty weird. then again, i've never seen a man do his business either wayyy so i guess i don't know about those things lolAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-65488355089968566712008-03-28T21:10:00.000-04:002008-03-28T21:10:00.000-04:00Yea, I'm late in this thread. I've been slacking ...Yea, I'm late in this thread. I've been slacking off on the blogging circuit recently. Damn. Look at the things I miss.<BR/><BR/>Maybe it was just one of those idiosyncratic behaviors exhibited by a person who's gotten into that habit for years, or yea, he just has a SEVERE case of OCD. I don't mean a little bit. I mean way beyond. Why doesn't he just dangle it in the toilet while sitting down so he doesn't have to actually touch it, so as in the poison ivy or hot sauce cases?<BR/><BR/>And in your defense, JV, my poison just so happens to be chai latte, so that puppy would be coming into the stall with me, too. Gotta have my CHAI!Jacqhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18343026866492303727noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-29950371718706350162008-03-28T20:31:00.000-04:002008-03-28T20:31:00.000-04:00I have two additional comments to make.1. my husb...I have two additional comments to make.<BR/><BR/>1. my husband said he used to work with a guy like this, and they called him towel boy.<BR/><BR/>2. He said he was always stunned when he thought about it, because the sausage is probably the cleanest thing in the bathroom.rockin'thesuburbshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13243354175456788913noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-50465935663978598832008-03-28T17:32:00.000-04:002008-03-28T17:32:00.000-04:00Hoverers are bitches. 1. The odds of catching so...Hoverers are bitches. 1. The odds of catching something from a damned toilet seat are slim to none. 2. One must think about HOW one uses a toilet seat -- I don't know anyone who scrapes his or her bunghole on the seat, much less someone who does that AND has one of the few infectious diseases that can be spread by non-sexual contact. 3. I'm pregnant! Pregnant women can't hover! I just pick the least disgusting toilet, wipe it with a Clorox wipe and then do my business rather than piss all over the seat like a two year old boy.<BR/><BR/>Oh dear. I've completely lost sight of the point of this blog, the mysterious salami wrapper.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-451442606972745542008-03-28T16:40:00.000-04:002008-03-28T16:40:00.000-04:00I once worked with a woman who, after using the to...I once worked with a woman who, after using the toilet, would wash her hands before zipping/buttoning her pants, then she would use a paper towel to open the door too. Germophobe.Annhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05192300189857815667noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-60839192155689585192008-03-28T16:29:00.000-04:002008-03-28T16:29:00.000-04:00Ok, it is interesting the returns you get when you...Ok, it is interesting the returns you get when you google "some religion that believes they shouldn't touch their junk directly with their bare hand". But after drilling a bit, here is what I found...<BR/><BR/>http://seekingilm.com/archives/231<BR/><BR/>Not sure if the gentleman appeared to be Muslim, but this could relate to one of your earlier posts about the man in the bathroom blowing snot rockets and washing up before doing the business.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-83923360414146017032008-03-28T15:32:00.000-04:002008-03-28T15:32:00.000-04:00Need to research this one further, but I believer ...Need to research this one further, but I believer there are some extreme muslims that believe they should not touch their intimate regions bare handed. Again, not sure, but I believe I read this somewhere.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-64269017819958683532008-03-28T13:46:00.000-04:002008-03-28T13:46:00.000-04:00house of suz...that was some funny $hit!!! "makes ...house of suz...that was some funny $hit!!! "makes me wonder how he jacks off". I'm in my office and I seriously laughed out loud at that one..now my office mates think I'm crazy...but i'm still laughing!C.C in ABQhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02905010012446501323noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-27549205284380780422008-03-28T13:12:00.000-04:002008-03-28T13:12:00.000-04:00HILARIOUS!!!!!This is definitely a first I have he...HILARIOUS!!!!!<BR/>This is definitely a first I have heard of someone taking a piss in this manner! hahaha!!!Front Porch Societyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03515383787374168157noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-83098820784991380122008-03-28T06:09:00.000-04:002008-03-28T06:09:00.000-04:00now that is odd...i don't even use one when i touc...now that is odd...i don't even use one when i touch...well nevermind :)Daisyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15190578784452773984noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-23086968203510527332008-03-28T01:38:00.000-04:002008-03-28T01:38:00.000-04:00On the plus side, it could explain the state of th...On the plus side, it could explain the state of the toilet floors as you've previously mentioned. If indeed it does affect his aim, you may have just solved the mystery of who pees all over the floor.<BR/><BR/>You would have thought he'd have just gone and used a stall rather than the urinal though...CodeMonkeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07803316004580844329noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-56314921936890653072008-03-28T01:32:00.000-04:002008-03-28T01:32:00.000-04:00And you thought a paper cut on the tongue hurt?And you thought a paper cut on the tongue hurt?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-79854882507994641912008-03-27T22:25:00.000-04:002008-03-27T22:25:00.000-04:00The toilets in Australia do that! The flusher is ...The toilets in Australia do that! The flusher is positioned so that you can't use your foot flush, so you have to lean directly over the toilet bowl and hit the button, then try to get out of the way as fast as you can because otherwise you will get sprayed with toilet contents. At first I tried looking to see whether it flushed in the other direction but I quickly learned to just get out of the way.stephaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15578100989185837297noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-17555080234982637362008-03-27T20:02:00.000-04:002008-03-27T20:02:00.000-04:00nai-nai, the woman who stood there running the wat...nai-nai, the woman who stood there running the water and not washing her hands is probably still re-enacting sham behavior that she developed during childhood. She would run the water so her parents would believe she was washing her hands...<BR/><BR/>re: the dribble on the seats in the ladies room...some public toilets have these incredibly powerful flushes that spray water back up out of the toilet(in the air, on the seat). How is that for digusting...you have to flush and run...and it probably looks like you were guilty of a "hover" yourself afterward.<BR/><BR/>I am thinking too much about public restrooms now!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-52524122602075540322008-03-27T18:22:00.000-04:002008-03-27T18:22:00.000-04:00Just to let you know, these comments have encompas...Just to let you know, these comments have encompassed 13 euphamisms for penis. Nice work, everyone.<BR/><BR/>Jing & Ying - I just made that same suggestion about the seat sensor yesterday! Except I said they should be automatically locked in until they wipe it up. Sprayers begone!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-72583176253447132652008-03-27T16:15:00.000-04:002008-03-27T16:15:00.000-04:00The behavior in the women's bathroom can also be b...The behavior in the women's bathroom can also be bizarre. This women came out of the stall still pulling up her slacks. She then proceeded to turn on the water faucet, she stood there for a few moments, turned the faucet off and walked out. Guess she changed her mind about washing her hands. What a dingbat!Nai-Naihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11669693205632215551noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-38736933042890503002008-03-27T15:14:00.000-04:002008-03-27T15:14:00.000-04:00Toilets in the women's restrooms should have some ...Toilets in the women's restrooms should have some type of electrical device installed in the seat, so that when women hover and get piss on the seat, an alarm goes off, or they get electricuted or something equally unpleasant.<BR/><BR/>I hate women who hover!!! If you think the seat has germs, get toilet paper and put it on top of the seat and then pee. We women are not anatomically designed to aim while peeing, that's why we don't have urinals.<BR/><BR/>If anyone reading this is a woman who hovers...shame on you! I get tired of having to go from stall to stall looking for a seat with no piss on it!!!The Adventures of Jing and Yinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00687267776611521273noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-9248751588626150682008-03-27T14:38:00.000-04:002008-03-27T14:38:00.000-04:00Yes, the fe-hover is a veritable b#$%! (I was goi...Yes, the fe-hover is a veritable b#$%! (I was going to make fun of you and say it's fool-proof, but I've actually peed down the side of my leg once and managed to catch it before it hit anything...I was at a showing of Chicago - sort of appropriate considering we would be sitting in the front row with a generous view of an entire line of nether- regions.)<BR/><BR/>As far as that OCD dude's knob-rot, well, I'm with those guys on the poison ivy and hot sauce theories. (Though in reality, if the back-dribble is such a wide-spread pandemic, then I reneg and go with that.) Reminds me of the post about a client who confessed to having had not one, but two cases of poison ivy in his man-parts. God bless 'im for owning it and being the laughing-stock of our conference call.<BR/><BR/>http://stephbobb.blogspot.com/2006/07/manly-waxing-crotchety-poison-ivy.htmlsteph-a-ninniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09181282829254739590noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-80603616983031922952008-03-27T14:30:00.000-04:002008-03-27T14:30:00.000-04:00I did not gaze upon the meat. Not ever, unless yo...I did not gaze upon the meat. Not ever, unless you count the one time that guy walked in through the door and already had it out in anticipation of a fine piss. Or whatever he was anticipating. I got the hell out of dodge.Johnny Virgilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07914217086250206369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-88755876811027292032008-03-27T14:04:00.000-04:002008-03-27T14:04:00.000-04:00You, Sir, are a Meat gazer!Maybe you could have he...You, Sir, are a Meat gazer!<BR/><BR/>Maybe you could have helped him to relax, but nooooo. Just stared.<BR/><BR/>Perhaps you wanted the bathroom to your self. So ther might not be any stagefright. In that case you say out loud, "Nice Penis"!<BR/><BR/>Works good in shipboard bathrooms.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com