tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post2253927100312762092..comments2024-01-09T13:55:46.379-05:00Comments on 15 Minute Lunch: Random stuff.Johnny Virgilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07914217086250206369noreply@blogger.comBlogger37125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-41582226840002741412010-04-10T14:00:11.827-04:002010-04-10T14:00:11.827-04:00WAIT! I wrote this post in 2009 and it's 2010 ...WAIT! I wrote this post in 2009 and it's 2010 now, so well...the free lunch statute of limitations states that unless someone calls bullshit within 90 days, then any and all free lunch offers are null and void. Sorry, but that's the law.Johnny Virgilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07914217086250206369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-59510197669774255792010-04-10T08:24:18.421-04:002010-04-10T08:24:18.421-04:00population of Vietnam (more than 12 survived the w...population of Vietnam (more than 12 survived the war and reproduced like super rabbits):<br />85,789,573<br /><br />Vietnam economy headed toward recovery:<br />http://www.thanhniennews.com/2010/Pages/20100410152033.aspx<br /><br />US economy: tbd<br /><br />what you could be on the hook for:<br />cheap egg sandwich with veggies <br />20 cents (approx 4-5,000 dong) = $17,157,914<br /><br />bowl of pho about $1 or (20,000 dong) roughly same as population<br />85+ million<br /><br />as an expat in Vietnam I guess I don't get a free mealAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-11412569085915738982010-02-05T04:22:33.649-05:002010-02-05T04:22:33.649-05:00I think the "pocket pussy" needs to get...I think the "pocket pussy" needs to get together with the "detachable penis" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4Laurahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14208008325028047396noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-36906267453238559932009-12-10T16:30:36.592-05:002009-12-10T16:30:36.592-05:00Love your stuff!!! Recently, my husband and I wer...Love your stuff!!! Recently, my husband and I were talking to a friend who is an attorney, and we stumbled onto the fact that she loves her Snuggie, to which my husband replied, "I don't know if I could hire a lawyer who didn't know how to use a blanket." I about peed myself right there in the restaurant! Apparently the Snuggie is for the blanket challenged! Thanks for the laughs!Shananoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-21546967752368437262009-12-07T21:34:18.089-05:002009-12-07T21:34:18.089-05:00If you think the Snuggie is bad, wait till you see...If you think the Snuggie is bad, wait till you see those Dreamies comercials! It's basically a large sheet with a built in pillow pocket, so you can sleep on your couch, and be "warm". Perhaps it's because we have no central heat, but that crap does not look warm. <br /><br />Can't wait to hear how those movies turned out!Carrie-Leenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-4084511638209823092009-12-06T10:24:31.852-05:002009-12-06T10:24:31.852-05:00Wasn't the "slanket" used on 30 Rock...Wasn't the "slanket" used on 30 Rock? I think Liz Lemon was farting in hers. Anyway, the only thing better than a Snuggie is the SnugWow! Think I'm lying, check it out...<br /><br />http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXqtMkBipIsAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-79513787579073640482009-12-04T20:21:57.479-05:002009-12-04T20:21:57.479-05:00How can you hate on the Snuggie? Isn't it obv...How can you hate on the Snuggie? Isn't it obvious from the uber white dude in the commercial that its awesomeness compells him to both Raise the Roof and throw Cabbage Patch arms??? <br /><br />What does he have to do to convince you that you need a Snuggie? The worm?Dianahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01596934659946705981noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-1224933714081047292009-12-04T17:55:33.036-05:002009-12-04T17:55:33.036-05:00I think I love you. Seriously. I really shouldn...I think I love you. Seriously. I really shouldn't read your stuff while I'm working because I LOL and it's not always the best time to do that.Shauna Smithhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00225642243448142776noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-25017106878188954652009-12-04T10:53:33.241-05:002009-12-04T10:53:33.241-05:00Everything you ever need to know about how awesome...Everything you ever need to know about how awesome Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus is is contained in this scene: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skYRZ_-RXtk<br /><br />Great blog by the way. Love reading it, you are a great story-tellerKenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00340712192722411637noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-52282187428183021772009-12-04T09:22:42.078-05:002009-12-04T09:22:42.078-05:00Virgin needs to pull that ad, fire the ad company....Virgin needs to pull that ad, fire the ad company...what a terrible ad.....Now if the towel would have malfunctioned.....Ray Janeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14965985187123647698noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-24112045834944748982009-12-03T13:40:08.293-05:002009-12-03T13:40:08.293-05:00Mega Shark v. Giant Octopus is enjoying a revival ...Mega Shark v. Giant Octopus is enjoying a revival in our area because the Preston and Steve morning show is having screenings of it, I hear it is hilarious.<br /><br />And I loved the dog picture. Fucking loved it.Night and Dayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04710059827328026280noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-75205244689497256922009-12-02T23:05:10.657-05:002009-12-02T23:05:10.657-05:00@hjh--
I agree with your views on the "slanke...@hjh--<br />I agree with your views on the "slanket"-- I think it sounds like a slutty blanket. You know CSI could find some funky fluids on one of those...Carlonoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-89717986178512630152009-12-02T23:02:47.449-05:002009-12-02T23:02:47.449-05:00well, it looks like Virgin Mobile pocket pussy has...well, it looks like Virgin Mobile pocket pussy has topped Tobasco barbershop-quartet-pizza-boils in the "Most Likely to Lead to Horrifying Nightmares" contest. OMG, just kill meCarlonoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-87571137547558720442009-12-02T19:57:17.993-05:002009-12-02T19:57:17.993-05:00Join me at R2K for a caption contest.Join me at R2K for a caption contest.High Power Rocketryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11537203640644706903noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-74540359173501819652009-12-02T17:04:48.041-05:002009-12-02T17:04:48.041-05:00i saw an ad saying that "if you thought the b...i saw an ad saying that "if you thought the blue or maroun snuggie weren't cool enough, we've got a whole new colour for you: leopard print!"<br /><br />surely they're taking the piss out of themselves?<br /><br />i mean, who'd wear one to a baseball game? your back would get coldkikihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10951434843709698847noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-8811829352030533442009-12-02T16:35:27.017-05:002009-12-02T16:35:27.017-05:00OK. The poodle saying FML cracked me up.
And, BTW...OK. The poodle saying FML cracked me up.<br /><br />And, BTW, if you do whip out a pocket full of dong, you could give it to the masochistic pocket pussy a bit further up in the post! Thank you for this. I needed it.<br /><br />And to make it even better, my verification word? Deplop. De plop!cla517https://www.blogger.com/profile/14825038094929045322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-78162660388212397192009-12-02T13:47:04.953-05:002009-12-02T13:47:04.953-05:00For me, even worse than the Snuggie is the "S...For me, even worse than the Snuggie is the "Slanket." That word makes my skin crawl. I think it's because it sounds a little like "skanky." Like the Slanket is the Snuggie for skanks. When they wear it outdoors, they don't wear anything under it. <br /><br />I only heard about this because I was too afraid to risk my eyesight, but reportedly on peopleofwalmart.com (bet the Squattersons are on there) there's a woman wearing a Snuggie and Crocs. <br /><br />*cries*hjhnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-86434724489996652032009-12-02T12:27:21.387-05:002009-12-02T12:27:21.387-05:00I have totally seen Frankenfish!!!
I don't re...I have totally seen Frankenfish!!!<br /><br />I don't recall why or where (there was most likely booze involved to allow that cinematic masterpiece to gain approval as movie of the night) but the fact that I remember it must put it right up there with film making at it's best!Delanynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-54715996820374134932009-12-02T12:11:58.391-05:002009-12-02T12:11:58.391-05:00My dog has a Snuggie, and I think he likes it. Ma...My dog has a Snuggie, and I think he likes it. Maybe he's just given in after all of the t-shirts and Halloween costumes. I like to think he appreciates our attempt to keep him warm.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-32718281060723524002009-12-02T11:19:06.695-05:002009-12-02T11:19:06.695-05:00Oh yeah--that Virgin Mobile commercial totally spu...Oh yeah--that Virgin Mobile commercial totally spun me out...<br /><br />I can't even be in the same room when it's on...Balthazarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10210841284503527877noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-31945480492926767772009-12-02T11:18:10.395-05:002009-12-02T11:18:10.395-05:00This comment has been removed by the author.Balthazarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10210841284503527877noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-53949239629591982602009-12-02T11:10:20.651-05:002009-12-02T11:10:20.651-05:00OMG. I think you just killed me...
Maybe in your...OMG. I think you just killed me...<br /><br />Maybe in your dreams (or nightmares) you could combine and market the snuggie/masochistic pocket pussy and sell it for that pocketful of dong. <br /><br />And have them made in Vietnam--you know--to help light a fire under the ass of their economy.<br /><br />You'd be a national hero. <br /><br />I think the dong and pocket pussy would get along quite famously, no?Balthazarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10210841284503527877noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-33150384819952924312009-12-02T10:29:19.303-05:002009-12-02T10:29:19.303-05:00I have to disagree with you on a point there JV..
...I have to disagree with you on a point there JV..<br /><br />I'd much rather see Gary Coleman in "Attack of the 50-foot Midgets" before seeing him run around in a large shark or octopus suit.<br /><br />Then he might actually get lucky with the huge amazon women, and it'd be an interesting horror tale/soft porn movie..<br /><br />Anyway, the biggest thing that creeped me out about that TV commercial was her bringing her phone back to her ear, her mouth reattaching, and then her taking some gum out of her mouth, and saying "This isn't mine!"<br /><br />Yeah, I just about puked on that one-liner.<br /><br />Thanks for bringing those memories back to the front. I need to go brush my teeth again.Jormengrundhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11513869926202626970noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-31084655408469309802009-12-02T10:24:59.445-05:002009-12-02T10:24:59.445-05:00Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus is amazing. Maggie is...Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus is amazing. Maggie is right, they do use many shots over and over. If you're into that kind of cinema excellence, check out Sharks in Venice. It's more than awesome because it has Stephen Baldwin.The Grand Wavehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04136781589297453123noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-41474248259296739542009-12-02T08:58:06.159-05:002009-12-02T08:58:06.159-05:00This past Saturday I had to sit through a birthday...This past Saturday I had to sit through a birthday party with 6 screaming 10-year-old girls. Their mother walked in with the after-cake treat..."Santa Buddies". I'll just say that the commercials for it show all the really great parts of the movie...<br /><br />Also had fun with the giant shark and humungeous squid a couple of weeks ago. Watch for the scene where you get to wonder how Debbie changes her nail polish so fast over and over, it's awesome!Jaghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01863311276154298006noreply@blogger.com