tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post1460011649324596262..comments2024-01-09T13:55:46.379-05:00Comments on 15 Minute Lunch: Fly me to the moon.Johnny Virgilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07914217086250206369noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-59452971312752172542013-08-19T17:11:29.905-04:002013-08-19T17:11:29.905-04:00I refuse to click that link... I also refuse to re...I refuse to click that link... I also refuse to read most of this. I had nightmares for I don't know how long over a photoshopped picture of a woman with bugs in her boob... <br /><br />Curiosity might kill me but I WILL NOT GIVE IN. Seriously... I can only read a few words of this post, and then only a few of the first comment without going "EEEEK" and clicking away. Just Juliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12094900090639426232noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-67060091700644674102013-08-15T15:17:44.539-04:002013-08-15T15:17:44.539-04:00The fly you are trying to find is called the "...The fly you are trying to find is called the "Botfly". Our meat animal science prof affectionately referred to them as "snot bots" because of the high incidence of these flies laying their eggs in sheep and cattle nostrils (they also like the poop matted hinder/flank areas). The larvae (the "bots") drill down into the animal's nasal cavity or rectal tissue. And yes, humans can be parasitized as well. Youtube has some pretty ghoulish botfly removal videos, if you're interested. Deer hunters are familiar with these flies, as they turn up regularly when the deer are field dressed or processed. Hell, apparently the bots are a fine source of protein for Laplanders... You're welcome.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15923462663712865251noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-16511170789320931512013-08-07T04:53:33.194-04:002013-08-07T04:53:33.194-04:00Panty hose. I would wear panty hose on my head 24x...Panty hose. I would wear panty hose on my head 24x7.Johnny Virgilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07914217086250206369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-4077401100459117942013-08-07T00:13:00.712-04:002013-08-07T00:13:00.712-04:00I'm pretty sure that oil (usually mixed with a...I'm pretty sure that oil (usually mixed with a little lidocaine to numb everything) is what ER doctors use to kill roaches that have crawled into people's ears before they try to grab them with forceps.<br /><br />Yes, roaches crawling into your ears while you sleep. I feel I can't really whine about anything since I've never lived in a place where I had to sleep with cotton balls in my ears to avoid this particular problem. And you don't even have to leave the country...Theresa B (of Nebulopathy)https://www.blogger.com/profile/12747200216210698142noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-70662276830574997872013-08-04T15:30:18.036-04:002013-08-04T15:30:18.036-04:00This should make for some interesting vacation pic...This should make for some interesting vacation pictures.<br />Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14395587575315160002noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-24573104983026474292013-08-04T00:40:39.957-04:002013-08-04T00:40:39.957-04:00The black flies are only around from about mid may...The black flies are only around from about mid may to mid june, then the deer flies take over. I don't think they'd work on black flies. The only thing that works on black flies is something like this: http://www.seatosummit.com/products/display/9Johnny Virgilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07914217086250206369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-11541500114936450692013-08-04T00:22:39.427-04:002013-08-04T00:22:39.427-04:00Oh ick. I didn't even read the article - I sa...Oh ick. I didn't even read the article - I saw the title and noped the hell out of there. But you get my vote on PSA of the year. Do those strips work on the horrible black flies that ate my husband up while he was in your neck of the woods? I want to get him some for Christmas if they do.KChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14899300754366923395noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-6332545667309229712013-08-02T09:43:20.184-04:002013-08-02T09:43:20.184-04:00You should throw in a pair of 6" heels and a ...You should throw in a pair of 6" heels and a bottle of baby oil just to mess with the cashier's head. Also, I am going to use the pantyhose idea the next time I go to Mexico.Johnny Virgilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07914217086250206369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-61636438857127566032013-08-02T09:40:17.054-04:002013-08-02T09:40:17.054-04:00It could have been worse. At least it didn't l...It could have been worse. At least it didn't lay eggs.Johnny Virgilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07914217086250206369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-4836764434306695122013-08-02T07:14:08.092-04:002013-08-02T07:14:08.092-04:00My "friend" sent me that same link. A fe...My "friend" sent me that same link. A few yrs ago I was laying down in bed to read before sleep, and after turning on the light and settling in, a spider crawled out of the lamp, hit my shoulder and crawled into my ear. It happened so fast. By the time I felt something on my neck, he was already in. I started jumping around and whacking the right side of my head, and practically pulling my ear off. I was yelling "Spider Spider Spider!!", while my wife was laughing her ass off. The spider fell out of my ear, hit the sheets and had the balls to start coming at me again. I was stunned for a second, looking at a rather large black spider that you wouldn't think would fit in your ear. Then I smashed the hell out of it, while my wife rolled off the bed in laughter. Imagine if it decided to camp out for a while! How the hell would you get it out? I'll have to pick up a turkey baster.<br /><br />My buddy also recommended sleeping with pantyhose on your head to keep the bugs out of your ears. He saw it on 'Raising Hope' and immediately called me. <br /><br />Thanks for the reminder. I'll have to hit up Target for a Turkey baster and some pantyhose today.Latitude 43https://www.blogger.com/profile/09482326023480150403noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-19526970395720702772013-08-01T21:24:03.714-04:002013-08-01T21:24:03.714-04:00I had a moth fly into my ear once. I was walking t...I had a moth fly into my ear once. I was walking through the woods at night with a flashlight, and when it flew into my ear, I tripped on a root and fell down, screaming like a little girl all the while. Oh, and I should mention that I was 11 and at my first summer camp sleepover. <br /><br />Yeah. Winning. Badass Geekhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01030944236271663794noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-79552165276302780592013-08-01T21:08:59.864-04:002013-08-01T21:08:59.864-04:00UGH! GROSS! PUKE!!!
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