tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post1422783145858113840..comments2024-01-09T13:55:46.379-05:00Comments on 15 Minute Lunch: A little contestJohnny Virgilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07914217086250206369noreply@blogger.comBlogger62125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-41592177193973516362011-03-05T13:37:44.787-05:002011-03-05T13:37:44.787-05:00These are good, but some of you apparently don'...These are good, but some of you apparently don't know what a haiku is!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-15149498037892668062011-03-05T09:39:57.906-05:002011-03-05T09:39:57.906-05:00These are all so hilarious!These are all so hilarious!Allinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-73697986465164398652011-03-04T16:03:24.314-05:002011-03-04T16:03:24.314-05:00Red Roses on Ice
She, Too, Hates Those Commercials...Red Roses on Ice<br />She, Too, Hates Those Commercials<br />He Went to Jared'sNessa Happenshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12454080363207458241noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-20665720373205911262011-03-03T23:59:28.390-05:002011-03-03T23:59:28.390-05:00Winter's too long here
Take me to where the ro...Winter's too long here<br />Take me to where the roses<br />Bloom this time of year!Stacihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13845482772775544133noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-48108340197185668412011-03-03T15:41:20.716-05:002011-03-03T15:41:20.716-05:00flowers were offered
Next time, get out of the str...flowers were offered<br />Next time, get out of the street<br />for fellatio!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-11238463825406793482011-03-03T12:14:30.076-05:002011-03-03T12:14:30.076-05:00Or, how about this one?
Young man on the street
&...Or, how about this one?<br /><br />Young man on the street<br />"I'm going to see my girl"<br />Then SMACK... it's a bus!mackerelnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-45581093315178732482011-03-03T11:56:34.661-05:002011-03-03T11:56:34.661-05:00"I'm a dick," he said
"But, I g..."I'm a dick," he said<br />"But, I got you these flowers...<br />Does this mean no sex?"<br /><br />note: at the ellipses you have to imagine the sound of roses being rapidly tossed out a moving car window, whoosh, a sound that doesn't use a haiku syllable. OK?mackerelnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-62189117655077715662011-03-03T11:56:13.174-05:002011-03-03T11:56:13.174-05:00Was bringing flowers
To prove it that I love you
D...Was bringing flowers<br />To prove it that I love you<br />Didn't see that truck<br /><br /><br />You bought me flowers?<br />After all you did to me?<br />Fuck you, you asshole!<br /><br /><br />It seemed romantic<br />Till I saw the note attach'd<br />"With condolences"<br /><br />(Can you tell I'm a little bitter and twisted right now?!)Magic27https://www.blogger.com/profile/08701211538213404730noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-51834749829912716212011-03-03T10:02:27.778-05:002011-03-03T10:02:27.778-05:00Mental note he thought,
before regifting flowers,
...Mental note he thought,<br />before regifting flowers,<br />remove card from Mom.ArtistMommyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02714776639114591021noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-62522596784499120312011-03-03T03:58:51.921-05:002011-03-03T03:58:51.921-05:00love received from you
like these flowers, cheap, ...love received from you<br />like these flowers, cheap, cold, dead<br />i f*cked your brotherMoosehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14958043414238598149noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-41429107576386874842011-03-02T21:43:07.396-05:002011-03-02T21:43:07.396-05:00Looking at the other posts, I am realizing that th...Looking at the other posts, I am realizing that that is a road with a snow bank. My haiku will make a lot more sense if you see it as a sandy beach with some surf. Clearly I am tired of winter.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16297512485152564988noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-12840439164628594362011-03-02T21:40:49.480-05:002011-03-02T21:40:49.480-05:00Haiku..
Happy Birthday May
My Name is not May Dud...Haiku..<br /><br />Happy Birthday May<br />My Name is not May Dude!<br />Woops WIFE not mistress!SMKhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11637931104138496128noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-35845237338744612252011-03-02T21:35:54.024-05:002011-03-02T21:35:54.024-05:00HAPPY BIRTHDAY DARLENE!
My name is NOT Darlene!
...HAPPY BIRTHDAY DARLENE! <br />My name is NOT Darlene!<br />She kicks him out of the car and drives off in his car not before she runs over the roses and leaves him on the curb realizing it was his mistress's birthday not his wife! Now he realizes he is doubly screwed no wife and nothing for the little mistress!SMKhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11637931104138496128noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-2911895873561295982011-03-02T20:49:48.017-05:002011-03-02T20:49:48.017-05:00Roses are red and
Violets are blue. "Sorry hu...Roses are red and<br />Violets are blue. "Sorry hun"<br />Dun cut it for you.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04910754951453998521noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-70957486331513007852011-03-02T20:18:29.837-05:002011-03-02T20:18:29.837-05:00You guys are all sick and twisted.You guys are all sick and twisted.Johnny Virgilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07914217086250206369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-86670498260729278452011-03-02T17:29:33.470-05:002011-03-02T17:29:33.470-05:00fellow had affair
with a big white polar bear
his...fellow had affair <br />with a big white polar bear<br />his wife threw them there<br /><br />*I hear a rare, rhymed haiku is worth a copy of your book!Suzannehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00409828896953050724noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-90178352455172123252011-03-02T17:11:23.808-05:002011-03-02T17:11:23.808-05:00Roses on the road
Valentine's Day really sucks...Roses on the road<br />Valentine's Day really sucks.<br />So does that dumbass.ScarlettOnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-81937413870284496252011-03-02T16:50:57.901-05:002011-03-02T16:50:57.901-05:00This comment has been removed by the author.ArtistMommyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02714776639114591021noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-7986939635446984432011-03-02T14:55:57.064-05:002011-03-02T14:55:57.064-05:00Too late for roses
Two weeks past Valentines Day
I...Too late for roses<br />Two weeks past Valentines Day<br />I like daisies more.Marciahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15988422767522412942noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-19628856252408035252011-03-02T14:45:09.121-05:002011-03-02T14:45:09.121-05:00One dozen roses
I guess that wasn't enough
To ...One dozen roses<br />I guess that wasn't enough<br />To get a BJAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-13842626537313323472011-03-02T14:44:25.263-05:002011-03-02T14:44:25.263-05:00Roses dropped in street
She didn’t know, til too l...Roses dropped in street<br />She didn’t know, til too late<br />My dick in the vase!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-17856247712872605932011-03-02T11:57:42.847-05:002011-03-02T11:57:42.847-05:00tossed frozen roses
along with your cheating a$$
o...tossed frozen roses<br />along with your cheating a$$<br />out of speeding car<br /><br />(So I can't count!)Cdn Cathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05851601198661517199noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-50314514944933382852011-03-02T11:14:29.288-05:002011-03-02T11:14:29.288-05:00This comment has been removed by the author.Suehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15873880051934339674noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-28326284033915720872011-03-02T11:13:51.346-05:002011-03-02T11:13:51.346-05:00From the one you love
On my only valentine?
Then w...From the one you love<br />On my only valentine?<br />Then what good is it?Suehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15873880051934339674noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-20718146482464549862011-03-02T10:12:21.105-05:002011-03-02T10:12:21.105-05:00Hands full of Chocolates
"Did you grab roses ...Hands full of Chocolates<br />"Did you grab roses from roof?"<br />Shit! Well, too late now...p janenoreply@blogger.com