tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post116097249225090281..comments2024-01-09T13:55:46.379-05:00Comments on 15 Minute Lunch: I think the left side of my body may be dying faster than the right.Johnny Virgilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07914217086250206369noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-42126882239220508842012-05-10T14:03:32.882-04:002012-05-10T14:03:32.882-04:00I use my feet.I use my feet.Johnny Virgilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07914217086250206369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-76193033935649771262012-05-10T13:23:31.188-04:002012-05-10T13:23:31.188-04:00So, I have no idea if anybody looks at comments ma...So, I have no idea if anybody looks at comments made almost 6 years after a post, but I found your blog only about 3 years ago. I'm working my way back thru the archived posts as I am (you guessed it) eating my lunch at my desk. I can't believe that nobody would rise to the bait, so here goes:<br /><br />If the reason we're thinking your left elbow is hurting really isn't what we're thinking, then does that mean you're a righty?<br /><br />Cheers,<br />MackerelAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-87787675250196086092008-11-26T06:21:00.000-05:002008-11-26T06:21:00.000-05:00There's something going on with my left side! I th...There's something going on with my left side! I think maybe it was squashed when I was in the womb.. it's strange.. let's see.. <BR/><BR/>I had a cyst cut from on top of the left side of my head. <BR/>I have a big freckle in the shape of the southern cross on the left side of my nose. <BR/>The end of my left eyebrow sticks up.<BR/>I have a cow lick thing on the left side of my head. <BR/>My left eye is slightly more closed. <BR/>My left ear is bigger and lower. <BR/>I have about 20moles all up.. all on the left side of my body. <BR/>I have <BR/>My left boob is lower and hurts sometimes. <BR/>I have a double jointed left thumb.<BR/>I have been diagnosed with a couple of limpomas on the left side of stomache. <BR/>I sprained my left ankle on Friday. <BR/>Oh and my left front tooth is crooked. <BR/><BR/>Needless to say in pics I turn to the right!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-1161250150656249422006-10-19T05:29:00.000-04:002006-10-19T05:29:00.000-04:00In ten years, I'll be dragging my left side around...In ten years, I'll be dragging my left side around like a bag of cold meat.<BR/><BR/>Scotty, you are right, unless you stand to my left. That way, all the damaged stuff will be in the sack and we can just drag it to the finish line.Johnny Virgilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07914217086250206369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-1161207338092400542006-10-18T17:35:00.000-04:002006-10-18T17:35:00.000-04:00Warcrygirl, bravo. Johnny V, I can sympathize. How...Warcrygirl, bravo. <BR/><BR/>Johnny V, I can sympathize. However, for me it's my right side. I'm constantly taking damage to it. Most recently I was on top of a rickety chair (which I swiped from a building that was being torn down... and understood why it was left behind), slightly intoxicated and retreving blankets for a guest of mine precariously standing on this chair. I reached up to grab the linnens in question and promptly the world became a blur of computer monitors and blue carpeting. <BR/><BR/>I fell, heard a mighty pop from my right hip, bruised the bones of my right foot (somehow?) and gathered a collection of brusies on my right leg. The hip thing still feels funny. I also kicked one of my monitors. The right one. Coincidence? I think not. <BR/><BR/>It's just a damn good thing we've never been in any kind of three-legged race situation. Because there's no way we'd get out of that one without disaster of some kind. <BR/><BR/>- ScottScotthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01767065612923042544noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-1161184740324764772006-10-18T11:19:00.000-04:002006-10-18T11:19:00.000-04:00Jeez Johnny, keep this up and there will be nothin...Jeez Johnny, keep this up and there will be nothing left.<BR/><BR/>HA!warcrygirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00327088768318213449noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-1161182336583352132006-10-18T10:38:00.000-04:002006-10-18T10:38:00.000-04:00I'm glad you realized this...I'd been meaning to s...I'm glad you realized this...I'd been meaning to say something about it to you for the longest time. I just don't think the left side of your body is putting in any effort. I know it's capable of so much more. To be honest, I think it's just sheer laziness. <BR/><BR/>(also, I'm pretty sure the word verification required for me to post this comment is one of Cthulhu's sacred, unspoken names.)Nessa Happenshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12454080363207458241noreply@blogger.com