tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post113987915174239802..comments2024-01-09T13:55:46.379-05:00Comments on 15 Minute Lunch: You might think it's funny but it'snot.Johnny Virgilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07914217086250206369noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-1140360675861454082006-02-19T09:51:00.000-05:002006-02-19T09:51:00.000-05:00Right. We have a gentleman like that at work. Ap...Right. We have a gentleman like that at work. Apart from any nasal maneuvers, he also rocks a terrifying facial birdbath-cum-slurp/gargling thing in the men's restroom at the sink that has led us to rename him Slurptosh.<BR/><BR/>He performs this ritual ablution on as frequent a basis during the day as possible. No one is sure why he does this, but it is not uncommon for one of my male co-workers to come into the lunch room scowling, sit down, and say, "I just got slurped. I was in the stall on the left and he absolutely got me..." <BR/><BR/>Evidently the sounds he makes are so disturbing that all the guys try to avoid them by diving out of the bathroom as soon as they see him enter. <BR/><BR/>He also takes record-length pees.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-1140307711684552792006-02-18T19:08:00.000-05:002006-02-18T19:08:00.000-05:00i'm pretty sure your, "WTF?!" negated all his good...i'm pretty sure your, "WTF?!" negated all his good wudu mojo and he left immediately so he could go start over in some other public wash room.<BR/><BR/>and if you hear see knees on the floor in the co-ed potty stall next you, don't fear. it's just me going to confession. all you have to do is say, "amen. you're absolved." and i'll be on my way. you can blame my potty stall confession on the recent lack of priests in my area.mckayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11104054006183829611noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-1140106429331005982006-02-16T11:13:00.000-05:002006-02-16T11:13:00.000-05:00Just make a list of all the places where this is a...Just make a list of all the places where this is a custom so I can avoid them.miriam sawyerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06796668928044011101noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-1140046958351043072006-02-15T18:42:00.000-05:002006-02-15T18:42:00.000-05:00I think it's called a "Redneck Hanky" or something...I think it's called a "Redneck Hanky" or something like that. Down here in Mississippi it's a pretty common thing to see.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-1140044777939639552006-02-15T18:06:00.000-05:002006-02-15T18:06:00.000-05:00fifi - ew. Airborne? Jeebuz.fifi - ew. Airborne? Jeebuz.Johnny Virgilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07914217086250206369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-1140041399784970222006-02-15T17:09:00.000-05:002006-02-15T17:09:00.000-05:00From what I understand they eat with one hand ONLY...From what I understand they eat with one hand ONLY and wipe with the other hand ONLY, never to get these mixed up. As far as the sink blow next time tell him itsnot that difficult to use a kleenex.warcrygirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00327088768318213449noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-1140040879187854522006-02-15T17:01:00.000-05:002006-02-15T17:01:00.000-05:00Into a sink, providing you rinsed it away properly...Into a sink, providing you rinsed it away properly, would be a damn sight more hygienic than the nasal manoeuvre I saw a (presumably non-Muslim) slob performing onto the pavement today.<BR/>Bacteria from pavement deposits when dried out, become airborne, and spread disease, including meningitis, apparently.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-1139996799460429142006-02-15T04:46:00.000-05:002006-02-15T04:46:00.000-05:00I've seen it before, just never into a sink at wor...I've seen it before, just never into a sink at work.Johnny Virgilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07914217086250206369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-1139975622994550752006-02-14T22:53:00.000-05:002006-02-14T22:53:00.000-05:00We call it a "farmer blow". But I think we can al...We call it a "farmer blow". But I think we can all agree on the fact that this behavior enjoys a rich and colorful lexicon.Isaac Carmichaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17402890244648619420noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-1139971536255010602006-02-14T21:45:00.000-05:002006-02-14T21:45:00.000-05:00The pun at the end totally had me cracking up. I ...The pun at the end totally had me cracking up. I am easily amused.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01573900907169057680noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-1139963788388573702006-02-14T19:36:00.000-05:002006-02-14T19:36:00.000-05:00woody, so you didn't like the lead-off pun? Ane wh...woody, so you didn't like the lead-off pun? Ane what about sheel's snotwa? If that's not a bad pun, I don't know what is.<BR/><BR/>tfg -- take a wet shoelace and slap it on the back of your hand. It sound kinda like that.Johnny Virgilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07914217086250206369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-1139920976752303902006-02-14T07:42:00.000-05:002006-02-14T07:42:00.000-05:00you risk being on the receiving end of a snotwa, I...you risk being on the receiving end of a snotwa, I fearGreatSheElephanthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06589100964804729527noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-1139920313199027252006-02-14T07:31:00.000-05:002006-02-14T07:31:00.000-05:00What is the sound of snot impacting porcelain?What is the sound of snot impacting porcelain?tfghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07791116307693444845noreply@blogger.com