tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post8953142047480399371..comments2024-01-09T13:55:46.379-05:00Comments on 15 Minute Lunch: Happy Valentine's Day, Ted.Johnny Virgilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07914217086250206369noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-8015274304713650442012-02-24T13:21:50.181-05:002012-02-24T13:21:50.181-05:00http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/re...http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/recycled/2007/02/the_shape_of_my_heart.html?GT1=9129<br /><br />Best I can do for you, Virgil.The English Majorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03748482324996975136noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-28877423525429888472012-02-19T01:23:33.209-05:002012-02-19T01:23:33.209-05:00OMG people... do you not realize the heart shape i...OMG people... do you not realize the heart shape is a woman's butt from the back, bending over as if she was waiting for some lovin??<br />Very primitive shape and thus, reaction.<br /><br />Though she might have been just tying her shoe lace...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-64288526606364625962012-02-17T10:29:44.231-05:002012-02-17T10:29:44.231-05:00That should be WHERE mine was. And I'm a "...That should be WHERE mine was. And I'm a "professional" secretary. Jesus.Chrisnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-90751510099305580552012-02-17T10:27:50.233-05:002012-02-17T10:27:50.233-05:00When I was in first grade, apparently we had to dr...When I was in first grade, apparently we had to draw a picture of our family for open house. My parents came and after looking at all the pictures, asked here mine was. "Right here," the teacher pointed out. It was Mom, Dad, Chris (me), and my brother Steve. I'm an only child. WTF???Chrisnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-14749621655505283212012-02-17T05:47:18.671-05:002012-02-17T05:47:18.671-05:00I was told that the heart shape is based on the sh...I was told that the heart shape is based on the shape of a frog's heart. It's only got three chambers rather than four (two at the top and one at the bottom) and looks a lot more like a heart shape than a human heart doesGarethnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-66306656148212048792012-02-16T13:45:18.334-05:002012-02-16T13:45:18.334-05:00My wife always refers to that necklace as the doub...My wife always refers to that necklace as the double ball sack... I'm glad to hear that she is not the only pervert.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-80963799366020328282012-02-15T22:44:44.801-05:002012-02-15T22:44:44.801-05:00I love Wil Wheaton!! I always have to pronounce h...I love Wil Wheaton!! I always have to pronounce his name like Stewie does lol.<br /><br />Those are great Valentines! My daughter is in 2nd grade so now I know what to look forward to!Saffyrrehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06897919940265966516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-71472469481817742512012-02-15T18:20:15.517-05:002012-02-15T18:20:15.517-05:00OMG, I am so glad you wrote this. Those Jane Seymo...OMG, I am so glad you wrote this. Those Jane Seymour necklaces drive me CRAZY!!!! I think they are butt-ugly, and that's not an accidental comparison. <br /><br />Actually, what annoys me even more is the diamond industry making up a new "must-have" accessory every year, around the holidays. It's usually a necklace first and foremost, but they also put the new design on other jewelry. First it was the single diamond pendant with a bail. I forget what was next, but we've now been through the circle of diamonds pendant, the three-stone pendant, the "journey" pendant, etc. And then we have people like 'ole Jane jumping on the bandwagon.<br /><br />Why does this aggravate me so? Because men are supposed to be guilted into snapping up whatever is "in." Women are supposed to feel bad if they haven't got it... <br /><br />Signed,<br />Proud (Still) Wearer of A Circle Pendant<br /><br />P.S. What the hell is going on with WV all of the sudden?? We have to put in two words and I can barely read them! What a pain.RiderWriterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05679157278313699794noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-20415645202861209772012-02-15T16:49:09.586-05:002012-02-15T16:49:09.586-05:00Jorg, you are just making that up, aren't you?...Jorg, you are just making that up, aren't you?<br /><br />Sweet pea, google is damned fast. It knows all.<br /><br />Bg, thanks man. You saved me a click. Or a trip to the library for old times sake.<br /><br />River snake, UN, you are both totally right! How could I have missed that? In my defense, once an assman, always an assman.<br /><br />Sarah, I will alsol accept gay zorro for 1000 points.<br /><br />Anon, I had an MRI of my head a while back and there were no eyes or teeth in there but you may be on to something....<br /><br />Tracy, I apologize. All my bacon are belong to you.<br /><br />Chris, tell him I'm sorry, and I am pretty sure his car keys are still in the fishbowl in the attic.Johnny Virgilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07914217086250206369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-59755708570486811272012-02-15T13:21:53.312-05:002012-02-15T13:21:53.312-05:00JV, you're totally missing the top half of the...JV, you're totally missing the top half of the necklace! My Big Guy refers to it as the "Boobs & Butt" pendant.Upstate Broadnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-84866159793825597662012-02-15T11:53:07.827-05:002012-02-15T11:53:07.827-05:00Ted says "hi" and is heartbroken that yo...Ted says "hi" and is heartbroken that you don't remember him.Chrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17515601646237120374noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-31826460718624921112012-02-15T07:26:05.316-05:002012-02-15T07:26:05.316-05:00Im hurt. You trash my portrait of you on the inter...Im hurt. You trash my portrait of you on the internet. The INTERNET. It took me hours to craft that image of you... sitting in my little room, imagining your face... I dont take to that kind of insult well...<br /><br />You should've been my Valentine, Johnny..Tracyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02728804109252936318noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-11981297933942380942012-02-14T19:18:05.590-05:002012-02-14T19:18:05.590-05:00Maybe Ted is your Dark Half?Maybe Ted is your Dark Half?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-2986429740987274442012-02-14T19:17:05.097-05:002012-02-14T19:17:05.097-05:00I always saw a butt, or possibly a scrotum, in the...I always saw a butt, or possibly a scrotum, in the open heart necklace... until someone else interpreted it as, "Gay Zorro has been here."<br /><br />That is now the preferred reaction for me, as well as all the small small babies.SarahLovesFabrichttp://sarahlovesfabric.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-39120696783486467252012-02-14T18:37:53.146-05:002012-02-14T18:37:53.146-05:00I didn't google the origins of the symetrical ...I didn't google the origins of the symetrical representation of a heart. I'm just so glad I'm not alone in seeing an ass in Jane Seymore's jewelry. Except that I see the top heart as a nice set of tits, too. So it is really like classy porn and that makes me want to ask for one of her necklaces for V-day.<br /><br />~ Jillriversnakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15806447073079809610noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-19335103110201784242012-02-14T18:02:47.565-05:002012-02-14T18:02:47.565-05:00From Wikipedia:
The seed of the silphium plant, u...From <a href="http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heart_(symbol)" rel="nofollow">Wikipedia</a>:<br /><br />The seed of the silphium plant, used in ancient times as an herbal contraceptive, has been suggested as the source of the heart symbol.<br /><br />Happy Valentine's Day, JV.Badass Geekhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01030944236271663794noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-68282645767865993812012-02-14T17:12:57.815-05:002012-02-14T17:12:57.815-05:00I wonder where the traditional symmetrical image r...I wonder where the traditional symmetrical image representing the heart originated?<br /><br />When I google this phrase, it comes up with your blog.<br /><br />hthsweetpeahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06729286759084892000noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-21075125808031755792012-02-14T16:24:08.545-05:002012-02-14T16:24:08.545-05:00Something something, herbal aphrodisiac, something...Something something, herbal aphrodisiac, something something, coins, something something, heart shape.John Dantzer https://www.blogger.com/profile/10773789901371827533noreply@blogger.com