tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post8790929839068490981..comments2024-01-09T13:55:46.379-05:00Comments on 15 Minute Lunch: CYC.Johnny Virgilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07914217086250206369noreply@blogger.comBlogger54125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-92194444687243560352009-08-28T17:59:00.742-04:002009-08-28T17:59:00.742-04:00lol, i just saw one of these exact posters in my l...lol, i just saw one of these exact posters in my lecture hall today!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-43107465042585913922009-07-29T10:46:03.556-04:002009-07-29T10:46:03.556-04:00whew...laughed so hard I needed my inhalerwhew...laughed so hard I needed my inhalerAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-50827129960366908172009-07-23T12:46:49.209-04:002009-07-23T12:46:49.209-04:00Here's an important health tip for people who ...Here's an important health tip for people who are tempted to clean their ears with a car key: <br /><br />Always use a clean key.Hittmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02854153452171064331noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-21724811438989270732009-07-21T19:09:04.149-04:002009-07-21T19:09:04.149-04:00I'd prefer this version for my office, thank y...I'd prefer this version for my office, thank you very much! :)Life With Dogshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13466234787177577152noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-2367204689371691162009-07-21T17:26:22.040-04:002009-07-21T17:26:22.040-04:00LOL at the homage to "Silence of the Lambs&qu...LOL at the homage to "Silence of the Lambs" . . . perfect!Rain Likelyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11890603783025457025noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-92121463858369592912009-07-21T16:09:32.504-04:002009-07-21T16:09:32.504-04:00I LOVE your version! That's just funny...I don...I LOVE your version! That's just funny...I don't care who ya are. <br />-KaraAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-42535349783675576812009-07-21T12:09:26.907-04:002009-07-21T12:09:26.907-04:00I love your new sign! I only wish you had included...I love your new sign! I only wish you had included a graphic on how to open the door with your elbow, or if you use a paper towel to avoid getting germs on your freshly washed hands, how to make the perfect free throw into the trash can at the other end of the restroom.Dingohttp://www.asiwassaying.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-6013042016763874292009-07-21T06:49:08.782-04:002009-07-21T06:49:08.782-04:00Steve, at a certain point you just have to say fuc...Steve, at a certain point you just have to say fuck it and try to (1) not shit on yourself and (2) keep your hands out of your mouth.Johnny Virgilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07914217086250206369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-79028792963683949212009-07-20T23:01:00.031-04:002009-07-20T23:01:00.031-04:00Okay, Mr. Wish-I'd-Been-the-Boy-In-the-Bubble....Okay, Mr. Wish-I'd-Been-the-Boy-In-the-Bubble...<br /><br />What would your suggestion be for the poor waif in "Slum Dog Millionaire"?<br /><br />http://www.daleisphere.com/wp-content/uploads/slumdogmillionaire2008youngjameltrappedinanouthouse.jpg<br /><br />Funny stuff, JV. That scene made me want to go shower just from watching it!steve phttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07976840237778700966noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-22893599209802838782009-07-19T15:21:06.539-04:002009-07-19T15:21:06.539-04:00We have the same poster in our office lav...your a...We have the same poster in our office lav...your assessment of it is HILARIOUS.JennyMachttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14594526663480442855noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-69359785480240682142009-07-18T11:56:47.197-04:002009-07-18T11:56:47.197-04:00That's great! I love it!That's great! I love it!Just Lisahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11684193490710708195noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-27201921714881314462009-07-17T14:16:02.460-04:002009-07-17T14:16:02.460-04:00I love it!!!I love it!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-34724449515643310022009-07-17T12:13:18.087-04:002009-07-17T12:13:18.087-04:00How does one get a copy of this poster?? I want to...How does one get a copy of this poster?? I want to tag everywhere I go with it. Kudos on the creepy Buffalo Bill reference!Graygrrrlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07423394839497455624noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-78647065040185408672009-07-17T12:01:25.404-04:002009-07-17T12:01:25.404-04:00They put sanitizer dispensers all over my building...They put sanitizer dispensers all over my building. Paranoid much??rachaelgkinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18002691394373545956noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-32700430140711825622009-07-16T21:40:14.591-04:002009-07-16T21:40:14.591-04:00We have them in Toronto, too. They even branded th...We have them in Toronto, too. They even branded the campaign, "Do the sleeve sneeze"...like we need a slogan to remember not to hack on one another.Amandahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00890830564045484092noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-20716328694554908092009-07-16T20:07:40.179-04:002009-07-16T20:07:40.179-04:00JV, today I was at our other building (where you w...JV, today I was at our other building (where you were last time you were here), and I was in the ladies room, and this woman came out of the stall and immediately left without washing her hands. Loudly and deliberately I yelled, "EW!" Then I warned every single woman in the bathroom to use a paper towel and also that someone they most likely worked with didn't wash their hands when they peed. They all thanked me profusely. One even yelled at me down the hallway, "THANKS AGAIN!" I thought you would be proud.Sarahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14407176268678483154noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-79841513686531200822009-07-16T19:00:27.908-04:002009-07-16T19:00:27.908-04:00HA HA HA HAHAHAHAHAH AHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!HA HA HA HAHAHAHAHAH AHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!Mama Thttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01289229622083732190noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-46562832809451502522009-07-16T12:22:27.251-04:002009-07-16T12:22:27.251-04:00Speaking of bathroom ugliness, just yesterday I sa...Speaking of bathroom ugliness, just yesterday I saw someone in the men's room who, after finishing their business (#1), grabbed a paper towel <i>without a stop at the sink whatsoever</i> and then left. (JEEZ, guy, did you get that much pee on your hands you need a TOWEL? And we DO have running water at the sinks, and soap too - quite the modern convenience, in case you missed it. Moron.)<br /><br />And about that DOOR HANDLE... *shudder* I hang onto my paper towel after the sink stop & use it to grab the handle on my way out. In addition to the creep above we have other serious slobs at my office.<br /><br /><br />Regarding Johnny's version of the "Happy Birthday" song. You really need to see JV's post on the "how to wash your hands" poster, for the full perspective. Thanks to some careful Google searching, I just found again: <br />http://15minutelunch.blogspot.com/2007/02/friendly-how-to-segment-from-johnny.html<br /><br />anyway here goes: <br /><br />Happy Birthday to you,<br />I may have touched poo.<br />I'm counting the minutes, <br />'till I shake hands with you!<br /><br />(..and remember, <i>sing it <b>twice</b></i> while you wash those hands!) <br /><br />Now, who's up for lunch!<br />-mike from CAAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-65264590276818590112009-07-16T11:09:22.414-04:002009-07-16T11:09:22.414-04:00Have you ever had occasion to observe the handwash...Have you ever had occasion to observe the handwashing practices of others in a public washroom? There are those who don't bother, those for whom a cursory rinse is adequate, and those who do actually try to clean the skin. And, no, I don't hang around observing this; easy to do at a crowded venue with lineups to the loos. The real kicker is that, after observing all the rules, you then have to open the door (which ALWAYS opens inward) by touching the same surfaces as the unwashed, thus undoing all the good you've done.<br /><br />Sadly, handwashing is one of those basic hygiene methods which has fallen by the wayside. Even in hospitals, a lot of staff (including professionals) do not bother to wash hands between patients, and then wonder why infections spread. And let's not even think about British Columbia, where the Human Rights Commission has determined handwashing is not a necessary port of food handling.Francesnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-15183245287339752102009-07-16T10:09:10.310-04:002009-07-16T10:09:10.310-04:00I love your version of the sign, tho yeah, no one ...I love your version of the sign, tho yeah, no one would notice probably... I just saw these signs popping up at a local daycare where my best friend's son goes, so maybe it's aimed at their ages, tho I'm sure they don't read the fine print.Bobhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18318020353229765431noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-63985527859484270822009-07-16T09:24:21.973-04:002009-07-16T09:24:21.973-04:00They replaced all our bathroom fixtures with self-...They replaced all our bathroom fixtures with self-flushing, wave to activate crap. Most of it broke. Spare parts must be back-ordered to China, as some have been broke for months. <br />They also had to post signs "DO NOT FLUSH PAPER TOWELS DOWN THE TOILETS". about 50 percent of our workers probably have never seen a toilet, let alone know how to use one. <br />And while washng your hand (not hands, one is always placed in your pants pocket), you also blow your nose into the sink, and then wander off with the snot still in the sink.Ray Janeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14965985187123647698noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-47375000465157796842009-07-15T23:36:16.737-04:002009-07-15T23:36:16.737-04:00Ha ha. That's funny. Reminds me of the airp...Ha ha. That's funny. Reminds me of the <a href="http://www.foxmovies.com/fightclub/flightcard_big.jpg" rel="nofollow"> airplane safety card </a> from <i>Fight Club</i>.Robhttp://tomeoftheunknownblogger.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-42223965084623043352009-07-15T23:18:29.978-04:002009-07-15T23:18:29.978-04:00Hilarious as always! Garret Moffitt needs a valium...Hilarious as always! Garret Moffitt needs a valium.Allinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-4094564419133954822009-07-15T17:49:57.361-04:002009-07-15T17:49:57.361-04:00Please put up your version, and then blog about th...Please put up your version, and then blog about the reaction!Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08691382106020987357noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-60300329085204206322009-07-15T15:24:56.980-04:002009-07-15T15:24:56.980-04:00hi Johnny,
This reminds me of your post from some...hi Johnny, <br />This reminds me of your post from some time back, regarding the sign posted in your bathroom at work - telling people how to wash their hands (also as mentioned by MTBLaura above)... <br /><br />I just wanted you to know that, to this day, when I'm getting ready to leave a restroom I pretty much always have the "birthday song" with YOUR version of the lyrics, playing in my head. <br />Thanks a lot. <br /><br />;-)<br /><br />keep up the great posting, <br /><br />- mike from CAAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com