tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post8587018381872181283..comments2024-01-09T13:55:46.379-05:00Comments on 15 Minute Lunch: Just the chip of the iceberg.Johnny Virgilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07914217086250206369noreply@blogger.comBlogger39125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-9094719971580621292010-08-07T10:48:11.566-04:002010-08-07T10:48:11.566-04:00Ok. I've given it some thought and I can'...Ok. I've given it some thought and I can't be sure that I knew chipmunks existed, outside of animation. I gotta get out of the city more often.PetPeeveGirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14492319786537995381noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-34688887404107348732010-07-18T06:12:04.721-04:002010-07-18T06:12:04.721-04:00While looking for a new toy I found this and thoug...While looking for a new toy I found this and thought of this post. It's a squirrel and not a chipmunk but still...<br /><br />http://www.jacknjillstoystore.com/Helloooo-ladies-tin-sign_p_41153.htmlAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-28822545109470931492010-07-04T10:06:09.913-04:002010-07-04T10:06:09.913-04:00That video is amazing.That video is amazing.brianwyrickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08660154817131556239noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-19768637832420998342010-07-03T19:56:31.468-04:002010-07-03T19:56:31.468-04:00Dayna, not dissing it -- chipmunk balls smell good...Dayna, not dissing it -- chipmunk balls smell good to chimpmunks, light blue smells good to humans. See?Johnny Virgilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07914217086250206369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-51226751492182016972010-07-03T16:16:27.743-04:002010-07-03T16:16:27.743-04:00AWWW! Why must you dis the Light Blue?!AWWW! Why must you dis the Light Blue?!Daynanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-43973998509636218682010-06-19T19:28:05.403-04:002010-06-19T19:28:05.403-04:00I consider chipmunks and their even-more-overly-po...I consider chipmunks and their even-more-overly-populated cousins the squirrels to be the rat-version of the suburbs. And for anyone who thinks there aren't enough of 'em, just check out the road kill here in NY. <br /><br />This was freakin' hilarious...and I wish you Godspeed in keeping up with the Wheat Thin demand. <br /><br />How funny would it be if you discover that Nabisco is behind the surge of chipmunks in your neighborhood? (Well, maybe not funny for you....)kathrynhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06152568985075401447noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-808836384766908962010-06-18T23:27:11.561-04:002010-06-18T23:27:11.561-04:00Love Cynic, that's horrible. Unless he lands o...Love Cynic, that's horrible. Unless he lands on a blow up bouncy house. Then it's funny.Johnny Virgilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07914217086250206369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-84937114467615764852010-06-18T22:08:28.485-04:002010-06-18T22:08:28.485-04:00I'll probably regret sharing this with you, bu...I'll probably regret sharing this with you, but you are the type who would take sick satisfaction out of this:<br />http://gizmodo.com/270290/squirrel-catapult-is-awful-yet-we-cant-look-awaySusanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05702067422709821247noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-39545674432357686092010-06-18T13:53:04.645-04:002010-06-18T13:53:04.645-04:00I'll never be able to wear my perfume without ...I'll never be able to wear my perfume without thinking of this post...thanks for the laugh and thanks for giving me a reason to go out and buy new perfume :)BeefCaithttp://filipski.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-37063859058260329832010-06-18T09:33:05.847-04:002010-06-18T09:33:05.847-04:00Driving them away is very kind of you! I hope they...Driving them away is very kind of you! I hope they stay away or there may be an almond shortage in Upstate NY!Allinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-41299632081055893382010-06-17T21:04:49.119-04:002010-06-17T21:04:49.119-04:00Re: ticks stuck in your man parts... Been there,...Re: ticks stuck in your man parts... Been there, done that and it wasn't very fun.<br /><br />Another great read. Thanks!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-37186174541870936032010-06-17T12:09:50.924-04:002010-06-17T12:09:50.924-04:00i have a cat who likes to flush chippies and a ter...i have a cat who likes to flush chippies and a terrier who dispatches them. they even have the grace to clean up after themselves when they're done.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-69278242489867891922010-06-17T11:14:43.240-04:002010-06-17T11:14:43.240-04:00i should know better than to read your blog in a q...i should know better than to read your blog in a quiet library. my stomach hurts from holding in the laughter. damn you, jv. i mean that in the nicest way, of course.mariannehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03953101917558794175noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-44914911175201178742010-06-17T05:49:19.847-04:002010-06-17T05:49:19.847-04:00I see others have mentioned you're probably ge...I see others have mentioned you're probably getting the same chipmunks, so I won't mention it again. They're right, though. I feel your pain re: the rat traps and other undesired wildlife. So I will share some of my vast knowledge with you for free. Using wire, FIRMLY attach an unshelled peanut to the trap. Then hang the trap from a tree or somewhere you've seen the chipmunks scurry in a vertical manner. The leg issue is taken care of because of the wired peanut - they'll work like bastards to get at that peanut. The other wildlife issue is taken care of due to the hanging trap. Added bonus - you then have a hanging visual warning to other chipmunks. Yes - I'm cruel.sAmhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01884692135194912701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-46433265161941937242010-06-16T23:41:53.461-04:002010-06-16T23:41:53.461-04:00Duke Nukem.....haven't thought of that in year...Duke Nukem.....haven't thought of that in years! Lots of wasted time on that when I should have been studying:) I suspect it is time to break out the spray paint. As for the flower bulbs....you can buy little cages to plant them in so the chipmunks cannot get to them....or you can make them yourself...see homes-n-gardens.com for instructions if you find you are losing the battle. Alternatively....I hear they taste like chicken:) Good Luck!LittleRedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00954384288938803824noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-50839080498874480672010-06-16T22:13:47.337-04:002010-06-16T22:13:47.337-04:00Anon I tried that too - racoon cleaned me out ever...Anon I tried that too - racoon cleaned me out every night. Caught a ton of mice by the woodpile with it thoughJohnny Virgilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07914217086250206369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-76704784373031897462010-06-16T21:59:56.645-04:002010-06-16T21:59:56.645-04:00You need to build a chipmunk swimming pool. It in...You need to build a chipmunk swimming pool. It involves a half-filled 5 gallon bucket, some sunflower seeds, and a ramp. Of course, then you'd have all those chipmunk burials to do...<br /><br />I'm a heartless biatch when it comes to chipmunks.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-33188620811495121882010-06-16T21:20:58.031-04:002010-06-16T21:20:58.031-04:00Anon, 5 MILES??? Yeah, I'm not doing that. I ...Anon, 5 MILES??? Yeah, I'm not doing that. I am maybe a mile away. But everything else I've read has said a half-acre? I'm getting the spraypaint.<br /><br />Sean, that would be hilarious.<br /><br />Silk, a mouse went a mile?? Seriously? That doesn't sound possible! <br /><br />Anon2, I tried the rat trap. It worked well, except for the two times where it just caught a leg, and that wasn't pretty...but the real issue there is that there are coons and coyotes and other animals that just set the trap off and eat the bait.<br /><br />Brutalism, that's awesome that you relocate frogs. I'm not sure that's legal though. ha!<br /><br />Ray, it smells like ferret balls. And like the carpet in my car. Now.<br /><br />Mary, I'm not buying you a shirt if that's what you're hinting at. I'll buy you a silly straw for your coffee though, because those are cool.<br /><br />Wired, by the time it's done, nobody will want to read it.<br /><br />Reiven, it was not fun. When I discovered it, it had been there a while. It was the size of a grape. Gah.<br /><br />Anon3, just the heads?? When I was a kid, our cat *left* the head. And the stomach. <br /><br />Vidna, that's disgusting. <br /><br />KC, the problem isn't the plants above the ground, the problem is they tunnel under the plants with bulbs and eat them out from under the plants.Johnny Virgilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07914217086250206369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-41781490612968353002010-06-16T21:02:44.705-04:002010-06-16T21:02:44.705-04:00I've got to stop reading your posts over suppe...I've got to stop reading your posts over supper. Hilarious, though. Chipmunks are so cute!!! we don't have them here, so whenever we go up North I look forward to seeing them. Couldn't your wife just sprinkle cayenne pepper around her plants & let them stay?kcnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-54575421512843435692010-06-16T20:10:21.979-04:002010-06-16T20:10:21.979-04:00Damn, Sean figured me out. Oh, and once had a frie...Damn, Sean figured me out. Oh, and once had a friend who routinely got infections in his belly button, probably similar to your chippie cock smell. Course he would insert his finger in there and then share it with me... remember, I said once had a friend.Vidnahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02088866822212142687noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-88023783766135201002010-06-16T18:52:12.487-04:002010-06-16T18:52:12.487-04:00If my cat escapes the house he'll catch the ch...If my cat escapes the house he'll catch the chipmunks in our backyard, eat the heads (yes, just the heads) and leave the bodies for our 2 year old Boxer to use as a toy when he goes out. I swear the two of them plot this out, I can never find the bodies before the dog goes out but seconds later the mutt is swinging a headless chipmunk around.<br /><br />And if there are no chipmunks in our yard the cat will go over the fence to the neighbors catch them and bring them back over for head crunching.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-22975802635505016072010-06-16T16:53:55.320-04:002010-06-16T16:53:55.320-04:00batcock nightmares! wahhaahaaahaa. ur killin me! T...batcock nightmares! wahhaahaaahaa. ur killin me! These chipmunk shenanigans are hilarious too! Maybe the big guy is the same chipmunk, just calmer 'cause he's used to the routine? And of course coming back for the PB snacks... Can't wait to hear the tick story, or maybe I can. my word verification is nopie. I'm sad now.Reivenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13815967932296781535noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-79799480815813456932010-06-16T15:45:34.615-04:002010-06-16T15:45:34.615-04:00The film of the projectile chipmunk is TOO FUNNY!!...The film of the projectile chipmunk is TOO FUNNY!! When are you going to write a book?? Plus, it has been a while since we heard any stories about your brothers. Hope to see one soon!Wiredoxiemomnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-54823711203296731452010-06-16T12:52:34.364-04:002010-06-16T12:52:34.364-04:00Freaking hilarious! Thanks for the laugh.Freaking hilarious! Thanks for the laugh.Adriennehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15049003804843232814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-76872394019592113092010-06-16T10:33:03.358-04:002010-06-16T10:33:03.358-04:00JV,
Outstanding - food, a road trip and trap launc...JV,<br />Outstanding - food, a road trip and trap launching - no wonder they keep returning!Scott McCrayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16877687745976180488noreply@blogger.com