tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post7366188961718334876..comments2024-01-09T13:55:46.379-05:00Comments on 15 Minute Lunch: Today's news. And one more pic.Johnny Virgilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07914217086250206369noreply@blogger.comBlogger25125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-3008567631457364852010-10-25T21:24:38.197-04:002010-10-25T21:24:38.197-04:00Well, thanks! I'm a fan of Canada too.Well, thanks! I'm a fan of Canada too.Johnny Virgilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07914217086250206369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-91485758945552182972010-10-25T21:23:02.433-04:002010-10-25T21:23:02.433-04:00I have been pouring over your blog for the last fe...I have been pouring over your blog for the last few days reading since someone introduced me to it. So glad to have clicked on that link. You Sir are one funny dude!One Canadian Chicknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-16100746461162636972010-09-23T13:03:15.616-04:002010-09-23T13:03:15.616-04:00thanks for the laugh, i needed it. fabulous photo!...thanks for the laugh, i needed it. fabulous photo!Lydeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16432065838864216001noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-61038610650804080232010-09-20T15:31:35.025-04:002010-09-20T15:31:35.025-04:00Love your blog-it is so the funniest blog out ther...Love your blog-it is so the funniest blog out there! But just one thing about the lady suing her doctor. She is suing because while he was lasering her name into her uterus he burned her legs with said laser. I believe she got 2nd or 3rd degree burns on her legs because this freak thought she would appreciate her name being in her uterus that he had just removed. That is a little wacked anyways but the burns are the reason why.Lesleehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02234874804632459265noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-40420371069428816802010-09-20T14:04:19.586-04:002010-09-20T14:04:19.586-04:00Strangely enough, I actually read the "body p...Strangely enough, I actually read the "body parts fall off" story too--I was a total sucker for the sensationalist headline. I was perplexed as to what disease that I'd never heard of actually caused body parts to randomly fall off. Turns out it actually had a few helpful tips regarding what to do when you lose an appendage when it "falls off" after being run through a table saw or when your tooth happens to "fall out" after being punched in the face. With the tooth you actually ARE supposed to shove it back in!kjlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10139584434556099455noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-79438879393893154302010-09-19T08:47:06.003-04:002010-09-19T08:47:06.003-04:00I read that body part article, also, and I agree, ...I read that body part article, also, and I agree, more than ointment should be required after driving with a dangly eyeball. Great post. But you left out the girl who threw acid on herself in a pathetic cry for attention. Bet she gets more than ointment.<br /><br />LisaQueen of Cuisinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02188794717347738253noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-30551235568032748432010-09-18T12:38:19.449-04:002010-09-18T12:38:19.449-04:00If there is ever a time to call 911, it's when...If there is ever a time to call 911, it's when your eyeball falls out.Badass Geekhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01030944236271663794noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-66870267497354864682010-09-18T11:07:29.801-04:002010-09-18T11:07:29.801-04:00How long have you been waiting for an excuse to us...How long have you been waiting for an excuse to use the "Let there be light syrup" line?Susanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05702067422709821247noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-83990958591268318842010-09-18T10:27:46.293-04:002010-09-18T10:27:46.293-04:00Yup, eyeball picture FTW!!Yup, eyeball picture FTW!!angissonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09685290728896361836noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-37124937295088676762010-09-18T09:06:50.988-04:002010-09-18T09:06:50.988-04:00The eyeball pic made me lol. Thanks for that!The eyeball pic made me lol. Thanks for that!Allinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-61147347799614491692010-09-18T00:37:37.409-04:002010-09-18T00:37:37.409-04:00Oh, and the picture is INCREDIBLE!
JayOh, and the picture is INCREDIBLE! <br />JayAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-24360413309947239072010-09-18T00:35:34.082-04:002010-09-18T00:35:34.082-04:00HAHAHAHAHA!!! Now I feel better after a crappy day...HAHAHAHAHA!!! Now I feel better after a crappy day at work (you know it's a crappy day when the smokers walking past your desk to the parking lot stop to ask why you are banging your head against the wall - answer: to even out the headache). My main computer only takes 8-10 minutes to get to a usable point. <br /><br />I must agree, too, with the news points. I worked in television news from 1978 until 2001, and watched it deteriorate to the point it is at today - and you just summed it all up in one blog post. <br /><br />At least I get an hour for lunch - if I don't go to the bathroom or anything else that can be considered "taking a break". And we all eat lunch at our desks - except the ones we need to fix crap that breaks during lunch - they're all out at a nice restaurant fawning over their blackberries and ignoring our pleas for help because the whole damn place just came crashing down!<br /><br />THANK YOU FOR MAKING ME LAUGH!<br /><br />Peace <3<br />JayAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-88481984459317623302010-09-17T17:27:09.765-04:002010-09-17T17:27:09.765-04:00JV...you slay me...i literally spit my drink when ...JV...you slay me...i literally spit my drink when i got to the eye picture...and didn't care i was laughing so hard...and then your disclaimer at the end...you my friend have a brilliant, albeit sick, mind.Melissahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06604406544636819354noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-28073157566250442192010-09-17T16:40:04.793-04:002010-09-17T16:40:04.793-04:00On my ride in to work every morning I listen to a ...On my ride in to work every morning I listen to a radio show that does a bit called the entertainment report. It is ALWAYS filled with stories like that. What a hoot. Fantastic picture too. If that’s what you can do with a point and shoot I’d love to see how you’d do with an SLR.Jen Mitchellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10900261769824561993noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-19353231810223206672010-09-17T12:19:51.772-04:002010-09-17T12:19:51.772-04:00Maybe the surgeon didn't want Ingrid's ute...Maybe the surgeon didn't want Ingrid's uterus to get mixed up with Sheila's uterus in the back room.<br /><br />Yeah, slow news day for sure! I noticed that one about the body parts and just shook my head. But it's good to know that if you lose a body part you should keep it with you instead of giving it to a loved one to take to the hospital. Thank you, CNN. I now feel prepared.Pattyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16745889026665681137noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-90325905427131022462010-09-17T11:23:17.680-04:002010-09-17T11:23:17.680-04:00Another beautiful picture JV, thanks.
Speaking of...Another beautiful picture JV, thanks.<br /><br />Speaking of body parts "falling off" and having to drive to the hospital... <br /><br />I used to work for a company that pays medical claims from doctor, where I got to review claims for "non-standard procedures". I once read a report about a fellow who'd been doing a bit of drinking while working in his wood shop. Apparently, the man somehow sliced open his nut-sack and lobbed off a testicle. In a brave attempt to reattach it himself, he stuffed the aforementioned testicle back into its pouch, and then attempted to close the wound with his staple gun. <br /><br />It should go without saying he was unable to complete his task. So he had to employ his wife to drive him to the hospital (80km / 50 miles away), while he carried his testicle in a Home Hardware bag.<br /><br />Every time I see a <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Home_Hardware" rel="nofollow">Home Hardware</a> bag, I laugh.kristinanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-9657621586442823622010-09-17T11:16:24.348-04:002010-09-17T11:16:24.348-04:00Dude, with that "eyeball" pic, I think y...Dude, with that "eyeball" pic, I think you just stumbled across a possible solution for texting while driving. YOU may get the medal here.Travishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02886089228538677690noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-72084252850072615852010-09-17T10:58:40.520-04:002010-09-17T10:58:40.520-04:00Laughed my ass off at the 'eyeball' pictur...Laughed my ass off at the 'eyeball' picture. Thanks for that on an otherwise shitty day.Emmelinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15699615772740397293noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-14440491226705263252010-09-17T10:44:59.132-04:002010-09-17T10:44:59.132-04:00same thoughts here on the tagged uterus.
lovely p...same thoughts here on the tagged uterus.<br /><br />lovely picture.My Walkabouthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07496419020044744807noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-88021756229002013282010-09-17T09:39:46.947-04:002010-09-17T09:39:46.947-04:00I'm sorry, but I laughed for a solid 5 minutes...I'm sorry, but I laughed for a solid 5 minutes at the pic you made to go with the eyeball story. Seriously genius...Tim Honlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15037976998031562610noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-81361169699974870722010-09-17T08:08:44.245-04:002010-09-17T08:08:44.245-04:00The pic is sweet, sweet serenity.The pic is sweet, sweet serenity.Shamus O'Drunkahanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14492140972265969422noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-87225196791575497422010-09-17T07:37:15.053-04:002010-09-17T07:37:15.053-04:00I love that the story about the naked woman steali...I love that the story about the naked woman stealing the cab offers these "STORY HIGHLIGHTS":<br /><br /> * Cab driver takes the woman to a local police station<br /> * Woman steals the taxi after the driver goes into the station, police say<br /><br />For those people too hurried to read a 200 word story, yet too interested not to know the salacious details, that summary hits the high notes.<br /><br />Great post JV!JPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13711704461136237448noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-55565376575060054972010-09-16T22:07:35.153-04:002010-09-16T22:07:35.153-04:00I don't about anybody else, but I think I woul...I don't about anybody else, but I think I would call 911 if my eyeball fell out. maybe I'm just a wuss.<br /><br />Loved that picture. Looks very serene.Joyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00977898784588176802noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-31482389034363972902010-09-16T21:45:31.668-04:002010-09-16T21:45:31.668-04:00I think you hit the nail on the head - there is on...I think you hit the nail on the head - there is only 3 hours worth of news in any given day, so 24 hr. news has to do some digging. This was hilarious, though - one of my favorite posts, actually (that didn't involve your family).<br /><br />Have you taken the boat out yet?kcnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-2926425389295188902010-09-16T20:52:04.290-04:002010-09-16T20:52:04.290-04:00You are the wittiest blogger I have found.. and th...You are the wittiest blogger I have found.. and the eyeball story.. yeah. like I'm gonna drive with my eye laying on my cheek.. <br /><br />funn-eeAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com