tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post6494106570444774871..comments2024-01-09T13:55:46.379-05:00Comments on 15 Minute Lunch: Jovi Rocks. As does Sylvia.Johnny Virgilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07914217086250206369noreply@blogger.comBlogger43125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-36326272992882979932008-07-08T23:04:00.000-04:002008-07-08T23:04:00.000-04:00Ok, but did you see the popeye arms? Holy Crap, s...Ok, but did you see the popeye arms? Holy Crap, she could squeeze the fat off of you. I'm just going to take a stab that she can crack a walnut between her thighs too.rockin'thesuburbshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13243354175456788913noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-67531555884155622032008-07-07T15:32:00.000-04:002008-07-07T15:32:00.000-04:00great post - Thanks for the Simpson's reference......great post - Thanks for the Simpson's reference...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-70898152056130791402008-07-07T09:03:00.000-04:002008-07-07T09:03:00.000-04:00My grandma once tried to buy me a Lynnyrd Skynnyrd...My grandma once tried to buy me a Lynnyrd Skynnyrd cd. She couldn't find one though. She said she looked under Skynnyrd at the Wal-Mart and there just wasn't anything there.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-88576121317900565822008-07-05T14:18:00.000-04:002008-07-05T14:18:00.000-04:00it's sort of like she takes care of fat as a teena...it's sort of like she takes care of fat as a teenager would take care of a pimple. "Pop!"<BR/><BR/>"Never slap or hit the abdomen."<BR/><BR/>Rich words for life.Kathleenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16592661461863593752noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-2033288075571919042008-07-04T16:24:00.000-04:002008-07-04T16:24:00.000-04:00Damn brother where do you find these gems??? Your...Damn brother where do you find these gems??? Your like the luckiest dude ever!!!!!!!! Whats up with that chicks hands they look my knuckle draggers.Oldman Gingerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04518211284158517066noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-68396528609251490872008-07-04T15:03:00.000-04:002008-07-04T15:03:00.000-04:00You know, the more I look at the first picture (la...You know, the more I look at the first picture (labelled number 6), the more I think Sylvia is a dude, which would explain the ginormous man-hands and forearms...<BR/><BR/>We need a picture of the calves and feet to be sure.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-72594882660530212352008-07-04T10:30:00.000-04:002008-07-04T10:30:00.000-04:00Does Sylvia recommend this method for all the fat ...Does Sylvia recommend this method for all the fat heads I know at work? I'm just asking because I'd be glad to pinch them and slap 'em around a bit...Sassy Blondiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03387722604118606353noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-34878591872871055892008-07-03T16:04:00.000-04:002008-07-03T16:04:00.000-04:00From the looks of Sylvia tater tots, she found out...From the looks of Sylvia tater tots, she found out about the horrors of squeezing the hard way.Mikehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07931689282231637591noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-52839521853526461982008-07-03T14:43:00.000-04:002008-07-03T14:43:00.000-04:00My first thought when I saw photograph 3 were: "Th...My first thought when I saw photograph 3 were: "Those are some ginormous man-hands!" I kid you not, I thought that OUT LOUD. And then I happened to scroll down and see that you had written exactly what I had thought. Talk about FREAKY-DEAKY!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-42838510310599797242008-07-03T12:52:00.000-04:002008-07-03T12:52:00.000-04:00Judging by those forearms Sylvia has been moonligh...Judging by those forearms Sylvia has been moonlighting as a mechanic, turning wrenches.<BR/><BR/>Love your blog.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-82657702742700457442008-07-03T12:42:00.000-04:002008-07-03T12:42:00.000-04:00My new goal in life is to squeeze, massage, pinch ...My new goal in life is to squeeze, massage, pinch and slap myself silly till I to have the gorgeous figure that the lovely Sylvia has. She's a real sex kitten that one. <BR/><BR/>My new reason for living is to read each new Sylvia Sunday post. Thanks for all the inspiration!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-53638074133532800582008-07-03T11:25:00.000-04:002008-07-03T11:25:00.000-04:00I was just noticing those freakish man hands when ...I was just noticing those freakish man hands when lo and behold you called it out. excellent delivery.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-35212984635884307482008-07-03T10:00:00.000-04:002008-07-03T10:00:00.000-04:00this was hilarious! thanks for taking the time to ...this was hilarious! thanks for taking the time to share, pics and all :)Cathyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12100344594099646839noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-15639109946106856602008-07-03T09:34:00.000-04:002008-07-03T09:34:00.000-04:00lol at Dave...and at the entry because it brings m...lol at Dave...and at the entry because it brings me right back to my grandma and mom rubbing fat off of their asses with one of those belted machines....those were the daysAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-77448994493657998242008-07-03T08:52:00.000-04:002008-07-03T08:52:00.000-04:00Holy crap! So that's what happened to it. I gues...Holy crap! So that's what happened to it. I guess it was all that squeezing and spanking. I'd better knock that off. Or is this technique only good for fat? <BR/><BR/>DaveAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-7834389634951607672008-07-03T00:10:00.000-04:002008-07-03T00:10:00.000-04:00What about Manboobs? Can I squeeze those?What about Manboobs? Can I squeeze those?E. Townsend Schmidthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06533609567696067300noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-67210247758081277412008-07-02T23:21:00.000-04:002008-07-02T23:21:00.000-04:00I was inspired to seek out these comics again.marr...I was inspired to seek out these comics again.<BR/><BR/><A HREF="http://www.marriedtothesea.com/060907/shower-without-joy.gif" REL="nofollow">married to the sea</A>Primitive Scratchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12371194771328116468noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-5557699871418392462008-07-02T18:43:00.000-04:002008-07-02T18:43:00.000-04:00Sundays with Sylvia >>> churchSaturdays are going ...Sundays with Sylvia >>> church<BR/><BR/>Saturdays are going to seem so much longer than they used to.stephaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15578100989185837297noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-57488259458291499872008-07-02T17:44:00.000-04:002008-07-02T17:44:00.000-04:00The other great quote from Bloomberg's press confe...The other great quote from Bloomberg's press conference was when he said this was going to be the greatest free concert since Simon and Gar<EM>finkle</EM> played Central Park.Nathanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00648438549121320566noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-59961022095872509502008-07-02T17:38:00.000-04:002008-07-02T17:38:00.000-04:00dear baby jesus.dear baby jesus.Nessa Happenshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12454080363207458241noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-22946563913223254962008-07-02T17:14:00.000-04:002008-07-02T17:14:00.000-04:00That woman looks scary?!That woman looks scary?!projektleiterinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12114900774366320516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-18139864929367943272008-07-02T16:12:00.000-04:002008-07-02T16:12:00.000-04:00oh yes. yes, she does. Just you wait.oh yes. yes, she does. Just you wait.Johnny Virgilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07914217086250206369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-88364851495910764952008-07-02T15:18:00.000-04:002008-07-02T15:18:00.000-04:00Funny. Whenever I see someone call you "JV", I al...Funny. Whenever I see someone call you "JV", I always think "Jovi" - you are such a rock star!!<BR/><BR/>Does Sylvia have any tips for fat boobies? Since you aren't allowed to squeeze or massage them...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-21826189077377197432008-07-02T14:19:00.000-04:002008-07-02T14:19:00.000-04:00Actually they still use this method on cellulite! ...Actually they still use this method on cellulite! It's called cellulite "massage" but it's brutal and amounts to the same thing as squeezing your fat. And believe it or not, it DOES smooth things out.<BR/>They even have evil mechanical pinch and rolling devices for the job. Not like the 'ol pinch n' roll which men can't seem to stop doing in public, but pinching and rolling as in the flesh is sucked up between two rollers run along the thighs. ARGH!<BR/>I suppose it's worth the agony though.Alexhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15917337504557530663noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-68805745463339866092008-07-02T13:32:00.000-04:002008-07-02T13:32:00.000-04:00I'm so confused. I do have a good figure except f...I'm so confused. I do have a good figure except for the spare tire around my waist. But my waist happens to be in my abdominal region. So I need to squeeze and slap it, but she already said NEVER squeeze and slap the abdomen. I'll be checking on Sunday for clues and/or clarification!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com