tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post4773534692494541152..comments2024-01-09T13:55:46.379-05:00Comments on 15 Minute Lunch: Unintelligent Design.Johnny Virgilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07914217086250206369noreply@blogger.comBlogger47125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-8695807253900449422009-01-21T22:27:00.000-05:002009-01-21T22:27:00.000-05:00I love you for using an obscure Princess Bride ref...I love you for using an obscure Princess Bride reference!<BR/><BR/>If we weren't married (to other people) I might have to move to Upstate NY and start stalking you. ;)Miss(ed) Eloquencehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09749646767793427316noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-84035605411436585682008-02-27T10:42:00.000-05:002008-02-27T10:42:00.000-05:00I live in China - talking about bathrooms... we ju...I live in China - talking about bathrooms... we just have a porcelain hole in the floor at home or in public. My problem is that I have to be desperate to use public bathroom. So by the time I get up the courage to enter one, there is no turning back. I look in each stall (I am a girl, the men's bathroom is no better, yes I have looked to see if it might be an option) to see how much pee is on the floor. I find the least offensive stall. I quickly enter, pull up my pants legs, hold my breath and lower my pants. All the while I am praying, praying that my I don't drop my pant legs into the pee on the floor, praying that I can get out of the deep squat position without hands, praying that I won't look up to see a curious native looking over at me, just praying to get out alive. The thing is I can pee into the hole, no problem. I have only been at this for 8 months but no mess, not once. How the hell do you spend your entire life peeing into one of these holes and continue to miss? Honestly, the government dictates everything else, it is time for a mandatory class on how to pee in the hole.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-70934204835494793622008-02-16T22:59:00.000-05:002008-02-16T22:59:00.000-05:00I once saw a toilet with an angle so sharp, I bump...I once saw a toilet with an angle so sharp, I bumped it by accident ad had to get stitches. True storyJaesorealhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11594538802499948949noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-75687869339507614232008-02-14T14:35:00.000-05:002008-02-14T14:35:00.000-05:00Me ME! I got the Princess Bride reference! :)Me ME! I got the Princess Bride reference! :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-230952447909696612008-02-14T13:12:00.000-05:002008-02-14T13:12:00.000-05:00Holy crap that's funny.Holy crap that's funny.Carolynhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04340061182737906221noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-27529731181593171282008-02-13T11:22:00.000-05:002008-02-13T11:22:00.000-05:00Yeah for only $1600 you and your buds can all piss...Yeah for only $1600 you and your buds can all piss together at the same time! SCARY!<BR/><BR/>Although based on reading about your upbringing, with your 2 brothers, your mom might have really benefited by something like this!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-49219124899285822842008-02-10T14:00:00.000-05:002008-02-10T14:00:00.000-05:00I found it for ya Johnny! Check it out...http://ww...I found it for ya Johnny! <BR/><BR/>Check it out...http://www.flickr.com/photos/henrik_s/89560663/Bungeegalhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14550450754021131190noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-68293883493307236872008-02-10T13:46:00.000-05:002008-02-10T13:46:00.000-05:00I never know what u will come up with next! Have y...I never know what u will come up with next! Have you seen that picture of the men's restroom in Germany? It has women painted on the wall with all these funny expressions like they are watching the whole man/urinal dilemma ...ha ha. Its funny!Bungeegalhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14550450754021131190noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-84643650567318216282008-02-10T12:47:00.000-05:002008-02-10T12:47:00.000-05:00Yeah, those sharp-edged bastards would work great....Yeah, those sharp-edged bastards would work great. But did you see <A HREF="http://www.us.kohler.com/onlinecatalog/detail.jsp?from=thumb&frm=null&module=Commercial+Urinals&item=301102&prod_num=5055§ion=2&category=30" REL="nofollow">this one?</A> Jesus.Johnny Virgilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07914217086250206369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-5940977221420147012008-02-10T11:51:00.000-05:002008-02-10T11:51:00.000-05:00Dude, it's all about the Kohler! Check it out...h...Dude, it's all about the Kohler! Check it out...<BR/><BR/>http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.us.kohler.com/common/images/waterlessurinal-1.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.us.kohler.com/onlinecatalog/waterlessurinal.jsp&h=305&w=283&sz=8&hl=en&start=2&um=1&tbnid=yaDLTER03dmaQM:&tbnh=116&tbnw=108&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dkohler%2Burinals%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26newwindow%3D1%26sa%3DNAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-6084935487549966812008-02-10T01:15:00.000-05:002008-02-10T01:15:00.000-05:00Miriam, probably. I use my foot.Rosie - It's so c...Miriam, probably. I use my foot.<BR/><BR/>Rosie - It's so cool I have a token american muslim reader. Also, good to know on the flying snot thing.Johnny Virgilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07914217086250206369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-82412567363414350622008-02-09T23:19:00.000-05:002008-02-09T23:19:00.000-05:00What about those who don't flush? Are they afraid...What about those who don't flush? Are they afraid the flush thingy has germs?miriam sawyerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06796668928044011101noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-43638883946544533492008-02-09T22:53:00.000-05:002008-02-09T22:53:00.000-05:00I HATE people who pee all over everything. How cou...I HATE people who pee all over everything. How could anyone be that gross? You just know it's going all over their shoes and socks. <BR/>The other thing I can't stand are the women who come out of the stall, go to the mirror, fix their eye make-up and never even glance at the soap and water. Yes, your eyeliner is perfect but now you have pee all over your face. EEEWWWWWWW<BR/><BR/>Concerning your post about the foreign guy who blows his nose in the sink: As your token Muslim-American reader, I have to say that while he apparently is performing a ritual cleansing before formal prayer, there really isn't any reason why boogers should be flying out of his head. It seems to be one of those things that Muslim men do to be extra thorough. I've never seen any women do it. Same with the hack-gargle noise. Anyway, if it does happen by accident he really needs to clean up after himself, that's nasty. <BR/><BR/>Also, the armpit thing: If he's from overseas he may not understand the importance/usage of deodorant. I've had to discreetly tell more than one person the difference between perfume and deodorant. Many really don't know. <BR/><BR/>And as the Token Muslim American Reader I must say that I am completely against terrorism in all forms (including snot and body stink)God bless America. Please don't anybody yell at me.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-14812922383065030802008-02-09T15:26:00.000-05:002008-02-09T15:26:00.000-05:00thank god JV lives in the woods and has an outhous...thank god JV lives in the woods and has an outhouse...no fancy urinals to worry about.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-54911473613408180502008-02-09T01:07:00.000-05:002008-02-09T01:07:00.000-05:00I have just read your "pisstory" and now, I don't ...I have just read your "pisstory" and now, I don't need to do sit-ups tonight. Very funny, it makes me glad that I was raised in a house where the boys were taught to sit down.<BR/><BR/>My dad learned on the farm - when 8 men are using an outhouse in the middle of winter, Mother & sister don't want you to have been standing! And at -40 you don't want to be out in the wind - which is where Grandma would have sent them.<BR/><BR/>As for the "ladies" that squat, yes, you can pick up all sorts of nasty diseases from toilet seats, from women that dribble on the seats! You get more from door handles and shopping cart handles.Rebhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05318594769530526005noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-26732703912300389532008-02-09T00:08:00.000-05:002008-02-09T00:08:00.000-05:00No, but I did come in one day to find that my wife...No, but I did come in one day to find that my wife's picture had been moved and had strange fingerprints all over it. At least I hope they were fingerprints. Gah.Johnny Virgilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07914217086250206369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-64516632739472780622008-02-08T23:51:00.000-05:002008-02-08T23:51:00.000-05:00Yes, but have you ever come into work and found a ...Yes, but have you ever come into work and found a giant black pube on your desk? Next to the Kleenex box??? I'm sure they don't mind that I set fire to the desk.rockin'thesuburbshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13243354175456788913noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-11065476825846544292008-02-08T20:47:00.000-05:002008-02-08T20:47:00.000-05:00You're gonna love this one...http://www.urinal.net...You're gonna love this one...<BR/>http://www.urinal.net/hygeia/hygeia.jpgAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-20210315772867571672008-02-08T15:47:00.000-05:002008-02-08T15:47:00.000-05:00Why don't you do what I have been doing for years ...Why don't you do what I have been doing for years - piss in the sink. Dollars to donuts you will be the only one in the whole building doing it, so it will be free of everyone's piss (but your own, but let's face it, your piss isn't gross like everyone else's).<BR/><BR/>The trick is to figure out how to do it without getting busted.Posol'stvo the Medvedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00573435137467134333noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-10174425567762520642008-02-08T14:30:00.000-05:002008-02-08T14:30:00.000-05:00Freakin' high-lair-eee-us!!My theory: most people ...Freakin' high-lair-eee-us!!<BR/><BR/>My theory: most people don't care when it is not their own (home).<BR/><BR/>Seriously, does anyone leave pee, crap or other bodily fluids/functions on the fixtures at their own home? (If they do, well "eew"! I mean. just. EEW!!<BR/><BR/>The same things occur in every workplace, in the male/female/unisex bathrooms, in the kitchen areas, on desks, door handles, elevator buttons, stairwells - most people do not care because it does not belong to them, so they don't clean up after themselves...<BR/><BR/>I always say that is the problem with society nowadays - there are far too many people in this world who "step ahead" and all over other people, usually because they just don't care about anyone else and they are far too self-centered. They do not take the time to understand the impact of their actions on other people. They truly don't care if they are bothering or inconveniencing anyone else, as long as they get what they want. /rantAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-6758789956393837682008-02-08T11:34:00.000-05:002008-02-08T11:34:00.000-05:00Clair,The only time I can say uni-sex bathrooms ar...Clair,<BR/><BR/>The only time I can say uni-sex bathrooms are good is when you are working with a transexual that hasn't had the final "removal." I'm thinking to myself, is this person a dude or a gal, and what the heck am I going to do if I see "this person" in the women's room? Thank goodness for the uni-sex rooms. BTW, women are just as bad as men on the errant pee thing. Don't know how some do it but they do...Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17433304551260796509noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-9263350622329028772008-02-07T22:58:00.000-05:002008-02-07T22:58:00.000-05:00Pisstory - I love that.Everybody's Bro - you've na...Pisstory - I love that.<BR/><BR/>Everybody's Bro - you've nailed the pose perfectly.Johnny Virgilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07914217086250206369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-78351205038217690162008-02-07T21:11:00.000-05:002008-02-07T21:11:00.000-05:00urinals are a mystery to women :Durinals are a mystery to women :DAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-1849095790713451912008-02-07T20:54:00.000-05:002008-02-07T20:54:00.000-05:00There was an old man in my office who used to use ...There was an old man in my office who used to use a paper towel to hold his weinie when pissing. Afterwards he would scrub his hands for like 10 minutes. I often wondered why he felt like his weinie was dirty. We called him "Pee Pee Man."<BR/><BR/>And then there was the fat chick in our office who never washed her hands after going potty. We nicknamed her "Stink Finger." She brought in a big pot of chili to our office for food day and I stayed far, far away from it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-13914595695040386092008-02-07T18:45:00.000-05:002008-02-07T18:45:00.000-05:00Wow, I never imagined the bathroom could so inspir...Wow, I never imagined the bathroom could so inspire your blog.... Of course, rather new to your blog, I had to check out the pisstory, and the link that led me to your drawing of "Fat Slob" left me laughing all day...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com