tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post38875981334607894..comments2024-01-09T13:55:46.379-05:00Comments on 15 Minute Lunch: It's not the heat, it's the humidity.Johnny Virgilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07914217086250206369noreply@blogger.comBlogger20125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-13651038823320106182012-03-30T20:04:13.969-04:002012-03-30T20:04:13.969-04:00I have to admit that I haven't thrown too many...I have to admit that I haven't thrown too many mutilated bodies toward the heavens, but it seems to me you wouldn't want to stand around mocking Ra for too long because, see, those mutilated bodies will probably come back down fairly soon.<br />-wAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-76017862708012408662012-03-28T12:56:29.456-04:002012-03-28T12:56:29.456-04:00Wow. So much to comment upon in this incredibly r...Wow. So much to comment upon in this incredibly rich post! It’s like finding water in the desert! Very funny, in spite of the fact that you are obviously in pain and worry about tingles where it shouldn’t be tingling. I guess MJ Fox would be a good person to give you some perspective on that. Thanks!<br /><br />So, to pick out just a few things,<br /><br />1) Have you considered a cape to go with your wrist braces? You might get back into the action with your wife a little sooner.<br /><br />2) I’m upping the ante on Travis’ earlier post: I would crawl a mile over broken glass just for the opportunity to drink the sweat out of Scarlett Johansson’s neoprene boots.<br /><br />3) The snow camo dude would have blended in just fine with the back of dandruff dude’s chair.<br /><br />4) Aside from the fact that it’s complete gibberish, I’m annoyed by the fact that “they know not Ra,” but they still bother to “mock him” with amputated body parts later. Which is it do they know him and mock him, or do they know him not and …. not know him from a hole in the ground (filled with dead puppies and lost balloons)? <br /><br />PS. I can’t seem to comment with the name/url function lately. I have posted previously under the handle “Mackerel”Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-14019321502369673432012-03-27T22:24:52.259-04:002012-03-27T22:24:52.259-04:00I was in Disney last week, and I also took a pictu...I was in Disney last week, and I also took a picture of one of the hand-washing-instruction signs. Several different paper towel brands sponsored them throughout the parks, for variety.Jennoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-91314546082676638462012-03-27T21:30:17.256-04:002012-03-27T21:30:17.256-04:00What the hell is up with that first guy's shir...What the hell is up with that first guy's shirt? I thought that was the point of your rant with him.. until you pointed out the "snow", at which point I almost vomited. (yeah.. it just happened again) <br />And is that creepy shirt guy chatting up snow camo guy?Tracyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02728804109252936318noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-40550837484451677782012-03-27T17:03:05.124-04:002012-03-27T17:03:05.124-04:00And this is why I continue to be grateful that my ...And this is why I continue to be grateful that my husband's Internet ramblings are limited to political action posts on FB. As for you, my friend, I agree: you are destined to conjugal exile for an extended length of time, up to/including six months. I think the price you'll have to pay is worth the sheer entertainment value of this post. Priceless!<br /><br />P.S. I travel with half a Walgreens stocked in my bag, for this exact reason. Nothing worse than being trapped somewhere without a critical medication. I guess mice, dogs, ducks and princesses never suffer from common human ailments! :-(RiderWriterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05679157278313699794noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-86241272688321556662012-03-27T08:27:51.399-04:002012-03-27T08:27:51.399-04:00Hilarious!Hilarious!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-66415171713212582682012-03-26T19:45:37.076-04:002012-03-26T19:45:37.076-04:00It boggles the mind that 'adults' would ne...It boggles the mind that 'adults' would need instructions for handwashing. I was expecting a 'Burma Shave' at the bottom of the sign.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-14341919887321001032012-03-26T19:21:36.640-04:002012-03-26T19:21:36.640-04:00And here I thought blogs were mostly bullshit. Tur...And here I thought blogs were mostly bullshit. Turns out, they can be very educational. Or is that "vagi-cational"?Faegan Hartihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12795963908363588121noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-70331241450824732702012-03-26T16:18:52.198-04:002012-03-26T16:18:52.198-04:00A note for the ladies (especially anybody like me ...A note for the ladies (especially anybody like me who is utterly immune to Diflucan): use the 7-day Monistat *at the same time as the antibiotics*!!! If it's a 10-day course of tablets, start the cream on the 3rd day. Oh, and sitting on an ice pack can also provide a lot of relief!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-79526885946873835292012-03-26T16:11:50.116-04:002012-03-26T16:11:50.116-04:00OK, in your wife's defense. I have never thoug...OK, in your wife's defense. I have never thought to go ahead and buy that kind of medication to keep on hand while on antibiotics. Unless you are the kind of woman that gets lady problems every single time, then why bother? I certainly wouldn't have thought about that while my mind was already full of planning and packing for the trip! Sooo tell me... how do you know that this is something that "most women" would think of. I'm sure you went around interviewing your family members and co-workers to determine this :)Valgalnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-58014341613616247002012-03-26T13:34:48.333-04:002012-03-26T13:34:48.333-04:00So, on the carpal tunnel syndrome - get the surger...So, on the carpal tunnel syndrome - get the surgery. It works. I, too, had to wear the neoprene braces. I managed to take them off every night in my sleep. But surgery is the way to go. As I was reading about your conference, I'm thinking, "what in the hell kind of conferences does he go to?" I'm a teacher, and our conferences are kinda tame by comparison. When I read it was a tech conference, it all made sense.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-81610685220621847832012-03-26T09:55:04.490-04:002012-03-26T09:55:04.490-04:00Funny story - but you're right, you'll pro...Funny story - but you're right, you'll probably be celibate for the next six months (or if she's spiteful like I am, the rest of your damn life.) Does she know you wrote that yet??!!ScarlettOnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-17457715974190408522012-03-26T09:20:28.370-04:002012-03-26T09:20:28.370-04:00I'd like to visit one of the Disney parks one ...I'd like to visit one of the Disney parks one of these days. It doesn't look like I'll be eating, but that's probably good for weight loss anyway. Also, on a related note, I would absolutely drink the sweat that dripped off Scarlett Johansson. Real talk.Travishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02886089228538677690noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-22353259046251235482012-03-25T23:27:12.944-04:002012-03-25T23:27:12.944-04:00This totally is a PSA and I hope your wife forgive...This totally is a PSA and I hope your wife forgives you readily. It never once occurred to me that a location in "civilized society" would not have the appropriate treatments for such a miserable malady.Just Janehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02861216483398553225noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-13146545736099067272012-03-25T21:56:48.771-04:002012-03-25T21:56:48.771-04:00One of the advantages to being a female dentist is...One of the advantages to being a female dentist is that it's less embarrassing for me to ask my female patients if they'd like me to prescribe Diflucan as well as whatever antibiotic I'm prescribing. The fact that I get as many, "OMFG yes!!!" responses tells me that not many prescribers think to do that. Sucks for your wife.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-69611615418719520742012-03-25T21:07:00.427-04:002012-03-25T21:07:00.427-04:00i was laughing -- but i have been there, and feel ...i was laughing -- but i have been there, and feel your wife's pain. the kind of pain you want to take a hairbrus to...<br /><br />2 week camping trip in canada. no prescription. before you could buy Monistat over the counter in canada. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! We spent a night in Maine on the way back. JUST so i could go to CVS....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-37563059769964696772012-03-25T20:25:47.080-04:002012-03-25T20:25:47.080-04:00OMFG - If I was your wife, you would not be gettin...OMFG - If I was your wife, you would not be getting any *ever again*. However, at least she had a sense of humor about it, and maybe you can convince her that you did this as a PSA. I, for one, would never imagine that Disney would be lacking in that..area.KChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14899300754366923395noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-7559645251998539632012-03-25T20:23:59.866-04:002012-03-25T20:23:59.866-04:00*worried by oops...*worried by oops...C.https://www.blogger.com/profile/09526677417721788467noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-73622558020680220482012-03-25T20:23:44.483-04:002012-03-25T20:23:44.483-04:00HA!
Also, in response to your health problems, I ...HA!<br /><br />Also, in response to your health problems, I would be more worried be the fact that you had a cervix...C.https://www.blogger.com/profile/09526677417721788467noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-85539183299199950852012-03-25T19:13:18.037-04:002012-03-25T19:13:18.037-04:00OMGEEEEEEEEEEEE....i am rolling ...i was on your w...OMGEEEEEEEEEEEE....i am rolling ...i was on your wife's side of you not getting any for 6 months...until the very end...HILARIOUS...and true story!<br /><br />even she has to appreciate that the entire story had to be told!Melissahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06604406544636819354noreply@blogger.com