tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post3669362766123634096..comments2024-01-09T13:55:46.379-05:00Comments on 15 Minute Lunch: I'm shocked.Johnny Virgilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07914217086250206369noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-35125769309760014562012-02-13T17:27:17.693-05:002012-02-13T17:27:17.693-05:00What’s so hard to understand about this?
First gr...What’s so hard to understand about this?<br /><br />First grab a beach towel and some flip flops. Next, get your teeth whitened. Then into the tanning booth. Six seconds later, you slide your naked, bronzed butt out of the tanning booth and into your new flip flops. Wrap yourself in the towel and scoot over to the green screen for a quick gag photo. You know, pretend your “swimming with the sharks” or “checking out the other nudists on the beach.” That kind of thing. Then up to the cashier where you pay your $49.95, grab your freshly printed photos and out you go, grinnin’ and glowin’ like a fool.<br /><br />At least, that’s how I imagine the pitch to the investors went down.Faegan Hartihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12795963908363588121noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-77159277115729580432012-02-13T12:09:05.590-05:002012-02-13T12:09:05.590-05:00DAMNIT! I had an appointment to get my taxes done ...DAMNIT! I had an appointment to get my taxes done there next week. No one even called me. Jerks.Tracyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02728804109252936318noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-84114987115955529412012-02-13T11:59:20.566-05:002012-02-13T11:59:20.566-05:00don't forget Nails... must have a Nail salon.don't forget Nails... must have a Nail salon.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-60570627473016314162012-02-13T11:47:28.796-05:002012-02-13T11:47:28.796-05:00How does that 6 second tan thing work, like a big ...How does that 6 second tan thing work, like a big microwave? Or is it more of a pizza oven?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-15072328456461654682012-02-13T08:56:06.564-05:002012-02-13T08:56:06.564-05:00Sounds like guido heaven. xDSounds like guido heaven. xDAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-76108347965804652832012-02-13T08:16:25.182-05:002012-02-13T08:16:25.182-05:00Maybe an espresso bar might have saved the busines...Maybe an espresso bar might have saved the business, but I guess that wouldn't have gone too well with the teeth whitening.Hatnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-21463986841850115642012-02-12T16:15:04.761-05:002012-02-12T16:15:04.761-05:00HAHAHAHAHA! This is too much! What a hoot. And you...HAHAHAHAHA! This is too much! What a hoot. And your title? I figured you had been re-wiring lamps or something in your house!<br />Peace <3<br />JayAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com