tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post2068937347984884527..comments2024-01-09T13:55:46.379-05:00Comments on 15 Minute Lunch: Free Willy.Johnny Virgilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07914217086250206369noreply@blogger.comBlogger23125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-62472599861969671012011-12-04T01:17:46.331-05:002011-12-04T01:17:46.331-05:00It's taken me a couple of months, but I finall...It's taken me a couple of months, but I finally finished the archives. Oh Yeah- I *totally* read all of them. (I would like to note that you've kept me up way, Way, WAY past my bed time for many a night)<br />I stumbled upon you thru pharmacy chick's blog and am SO happy to have done so. I'd also like to know how the hell I missed the viral JCP blog- I guess my friends aren't as cool as I thought they were. Bastards. I need better friends. <br />I also thought it was cool that you are in NY cause that's where I am too. But ha ha, you live farther north so you get more of the sucky snow. (I have probably just jinxed the hell out if myself. shit.) <br />My husband has been trying to drag me up to the ADK for about 10 yrs now and after seeing your pictures, I think I'd like to go. (tho some of your crap bucket stories have put a serious damper on that. wtf ppl?) <br />And since this has gotten exceptionally long (hey I refrained from commenting for 5 years of posts!), I just want to say thanks for taking time out of your life to tell us your stories. I have laughed and cried and made my husband think I'm crazy. <br />I can't wait till the next installment.<br />Tracy<br /><br />and I'll totally be buying the book. and the second book too if you see fit to write it.Tracyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02728804109252936318noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-48075503065252940222011-12-03T12:35:46.691-05:002011-12-03T12:35:46.691-05:00Very funny stuff!!Very funny stuff!!Daniel Dickeyhttp://www.danieldickey.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-32914100200653327832011-12-01T03:19:47.513-05:002011-12-01T03:19:47.513-05:00JV, I will concede your point that no normally clo...JV, I will concede your point that no normally clothed male needs added insulation for the crotchal area. I belive the target audience (outside of the novelty crowd) is rock bands that perform (mostly) nude, a la Red Hot Chilli Peppers, and nudists in moderately cool climates.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-85384823857517264692011-11-28T17:25:19.021-05:002011-11-28T17:25:19.021-05:00The word verification I had to type to leave this ...The word verification I had to type to leave this comment was "testors." <br /><br />Perhaps that is the name of the disease that causes your junk to get cold?Fish Out of Waterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15483391844212535708noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-74807017571504413082011-11-28T01:10:00.398-05:002011-11-28T01:10:00.398-05:00yes, my junk goat cold, when I was wearing too sho...yes, my junk goat cold, when I was wearing too short a coat, by close to minus 40 (Celsius of Fahrenheit, it's the same) on a windy day (and yes my pant zipper was close)Les trouvailles de Borishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16331890414967967086noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-26110234211711870162011-11-25T18:07:32.431-05:002011-11-25T18:07:32.431-05:00To answer your question ... no, I have never had c...To answer your question ... no, I have never had cold junk with the exception of brief outdoor moments while taking care of business during winter campouts.Jeremiahhttp://bullfrogincorporated.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-53854647500068292062011-11-25T16:23:53.851-05:002011-11-25T16:23:53.851-05:00The only men that I can think of that would benefi...The only men that I can think of that would benefit from a willy warmer are those Kilt wearing fellas. My Ex always told me that if his hands became cold he could always put them between his legs and cup them up high and they'd be snuggly warm. Yes, the first thing I said to him when he came in during the cold months was "Wash your hands." Well, it's sweaty down there.She-Shehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08345314153892127627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-30121163511297235852011-11-25T12:15:15.074-05:002011-11-25T12:15:15.074-05:00How does one know what size to order? I mean, you...How does one know what size to order? I mean, you can't exactly go into a store, look at the male attendant, and say "he's about your size"!<br /><br />By the way, love your book. Although I have to be careful reading it after my husband falls asleep because loud laughter wakes him up.Sandihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12928778874657387483noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-42369386097246707112011-11-24T21:11:29.840-05:002011-11-24T21:11:29.840-05:00This blog is so educational. I would buy one for ...This blog is so educational. I would buy one for my husband, but he said he wouldn't wear it (we live somewhere warm, though). When we were in NZ, they had possum fur nipple warmers. So maybe some people just have abnormally cold bits-n-pieces?<br /><br />Also, kudos to Anne that she is even considering making that, instead of telling the lady to take her dirty business elsewhere.KChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14899300754366923395noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-70458429814504113272011-11-24T20:38:12.766-05:002011-11-24T20:38:12.766-05:00KMarie.. I believe that's where the "goes...KMarie.. I believe that's where the "goes into hiding" feature is supposed to take over. I've run in weather as cold as 9 F and never felt that, or else everything else was so cold I just didn't notice.Claynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-86345933082909838552011-11-24T11:48:24.309-05:002011-11-24T11:48:24.309-05:00I am thankful to have found your blog and book,(ev...I am thankful to have found your blog and book,(even <br /> though reading it in public made me shoot tea out of my nose at the Valvoline). <br />May you and the rest of your family have a great Thanksging.tamiHnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-20018421541312602902011-11-24T11:27:48.941-05:002011-11-24T11:27:48.941-05:00My husband is a runner and has said on more than o...My husband is a runner and has said on more than one occasion that his willy got so cold he thought it had frostbite. Maybe there's a small market for willy warmers for runners in the cold winter states?<br /><br />Happy Thanksgiving, JV!!KMarienoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-17951819173432276842011-11-23T19:20:52.309-05:002011-11-23T19:20:52.309-05:00Are they made out of stretchable fabric?Are they made out of stretchable fabric?Chrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17515601646237120374noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-68994944655155865912011-11-23T17:01:55.409-05:002011-11-23T17:01:55.409-05:00Your dad will be thrilled to know you found his wi...Your dad will be thrilled to know you found his willy-warmer...kristinanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-77759376097396565452011-11-23T13:45:07.568-05:002011-11-23T13:45:07.568-05:00So you're attacking the whole "dad found ...So you're attacking the whole "dad found my blog" issue head on I see. [Pun intended.] Good for you.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-52241833055976512922011-11-23T10:24:36.203-05:002011-11-23T10:24:36.203-05:00When you are taking a leak outside at -80 C in Ant...When you are taking a leak outside at -80 C in Antarctica, your man bits definitely get chilly. However, a willy warmer wouldn't really help with that particular situation.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-28257195580002275272011-11-23T08:44:05.795-05:002011-11-23T08:44:05.795-05:00At Fort Drum I've been told Soldiers their wea...At Fort Drum I've been told Soldiers their wear socks on their junk for PT in the morning to keep the liner from freezing to their garbage..Oldman Gingerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04518211284158517066noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-69585657584846272932011-11-23T08:03:20.346-05:002011-11-23T08:03:20.346-05:00I'm going to second your opinion that coldness...I'm going to second your opinion that coldness is NOT an issue in that particular part of my body. And I've been to some cold places! Siberia in February! But yeah... things down there tend to regulate their own heat, even go into hiding at times! And an excellent point and graph on relative itchiness. I might have some minor scoring variations but the trend is accurate.<br /><br />And I feel I have to admit that this... THIS... post is what finally took me from long time lurker status (Thanks for recommending it to me JC!) to commenting. You are one funny guy.Claynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-13858056586133177432011-11-22T23:02:55.762-05:002011-11-22T23:02:55.762-05:00I don't know, JV, I really see a market in col...I don't know, JV, I really see a market in cold-weather streakers. I mean, that real "moment" only comes for a few seconds at a time during a good streak, so why not avoid the "cold-shrivel" with a willy warmer in between the stadium and Waffle House leg of your streak?Corbshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17764915845913126727noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-70124955359638913652011-11-22T21:50:02.262-05:002011-11-22T21:50:02.262-05:00"You may even see some that are being modeled..."You may even see some that are being modeled by their proud owners if your google safe-search isn't turned on. (Trust me. Leave it on.)"<br /><br />Johnny, I shoulda listened..but I just HAD to check it out..<br /><br />Anybody spare some eye bleach??Morrishttp://morrisao.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-41797973000481510962011-11-22T21:19:01.992-05:002011-11-22T21:19:01.992-05:00Stop!! I am laughing too loud at work! Jeez, dude....Stop!! I am laughing too loud at work! Jeez, dude. On the other hand, maybe I should just send the link to this post to my boss - after all, I'm working for the athletic department of a well known university. Coach could maybe use something like this...JChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03264213331914619076noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-34852672359781040072011-11-22T21:17:28.299-05:002011-11-22T21:17:28.299-05:00I'm not sure what to do with this but shudder....I'm not sure what to do with this but shudder.Michael from dadcation.comhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09961356620989366475noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-7654305591649429142011-11-22T20:44:42.669-05:002011-11-22T20:44:42.669-05:00I would love to buy my husband a hat that would no...I would love to buy my husband a hat that would not itch. He is bald and we live in a cold winter area for the first time in our lives. How do you size a hat? And look at my word verification estros...hahah I have hot flashes.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com