tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post116856531577838928..comments2024-01-09T13:55:46.379-05:00Comments on 15 Minute Lunch: Roll over Bay Tovin.Johnny Virgilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07914217086250206369noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-42010667520332227612011-03-14T05:54:42.852-04:002011-03-14T05:54:42.852-04:00Hey, I dated two drummers and they were way better...Hey, I dated two drummers and they were way better then the lead singer I dated! Drummers at least know where the "Pocket" is and how to stay in it! As far as the gay thing, I have found that the drummer is a much better bet on NOT being gay. Lead singers and guitarists, not so much...:)ItBitKittyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15172478130731301783noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-1168712382343981002007-01-13T13:19:00.000-05:002007-01-13T13:19:00.000-05:00Piano is great. I'm finally teaching myself guita...Piano is great. I'm finally teaching myself guitar 15 years after my parents wanted to teach me (I wanted to learn piano instead). It is true about it being harder to learn something the older you are, but oh well. Keep trying!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-1168643099134930772007-01-12T18:04:00.000-05:002007-01-12T18:04:00.000-05:00CruiserMel - If there are any words that do not de...CruiserMel - If there are any words that do not describe me, they are "loud and proud." <BR/><BR/>And also "gay."<BR/><BR/>SFG - I think that's good, right?<BR/><BR/>Corbow --no, it's just dying faster than the right. It's not dead.<BR/><BR/>Jerk - that's cool. That's also next. I'm building one now.<BR/><BR/>Sarah - Halting is what I'm striving for at this point. <BR/><BR/>HJ - you are exactly right. <BR/><BR/>KP - good for you! It's about time someone like you wrecked the curve.<BR/><BR/>Bob - thanks man. I hadn't heard the Newark one. Here's another - how can you tell if the drum riser is level? The drool comes out of *both* sides of the drummer's mouth.<BR/><BR/>Carly, Carly, Carly. Underneath that prim and proper shell you have such a dirty mind.Johnny Virgilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07914217086250206369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-1168639694393872922007-01-12T17:08:00.000-05:002007-01-12T17:08:00.000-05:00JV - drummers are indeed cool. kp and I can attes...JV - drummers are indeed cool. kp and I can attest to that. So if the piano thing doesn't work out - you can "beat it" over to our casas. Don't drag yourself down. Be loud. Be proud. But don't be gay.CruiserMelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15533458890767625373noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-1168631149358392512007-01-12T14:45:00.000-05:002007-01-12T14:45:00.000-05:00Wait a gosh darn minute, are you implying that Elt...Wait a gosh darn minute, are you implying that Elton John may be GAY?!?<BR/><BR/>He is as straight as the next guy, take Siegfried or Roy for example...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-1168630541909768082007-01-12T14:35:00.000-05:002007-01-12T14:35:00.000-05:00ew and ewwwww to both of your ass-terisks.ew and ewwwww to both of your ass-terisks.Carlyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08999713273557139773noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-1168627250533426052007-01-12T13:40:00.000-05:002007-01-12T13:40:00.000-05:00What's the difference between a drummer and a drum...What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?<BR/><BR/>Once the machine is smashed, it no longer tries to keep the beat.<BR/><BR/>Why couldn't the drummer get out of Newark?<BR/><BR/>Kept missing the bridge.<BR/><BR/>I'm a rhythm guitarist, and some of my favorite people <I>of all time</I> were drummers.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-1168620651937910412007-01-12T11:50:00.000-05:002007-01-12T11:50:00.000-05:00I dated at least two drummers. (Shut up, Cruiserme...I dated at least two drummers. (Shut up, Cruisermel) They were awesome.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-1168619087147891362007-01-12T11:24:00.000-05:002007-01-12T11:24:00.000-05:00Once your band is famous, even the drummers get so...Once your band is famous, even the drummers get some. But before then, it's usually the overflow from the lead singer and guitar player.Johnny Virgilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07914217086250206369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-1168618462999974672007-01-12T11:14:00.000-05:002007-01-12T11:14:00.000-05:00A synthesizer in your truck. Piano lessons. It's a...A synthesizer in your truck. Piano lessons. It's all coming together. Fan-foreskin-tastic!<BR/><BR/>(Tommy Lee is a drummer and he seems to have gotten tons of chicks. But maybe it's because he is fan-foreskin-tastic in a literal sense.)Hugh Janushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11716534578583873433noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-1168613069101740002007-01-12T09:44:00.000-05:002007-01-12T09:44:00.000-05:001 - I took 10 years of piano lessons. They ended ...1 - I took 10 years of piano lessons. They ended at age 14 so now 16 years later, I can play a beautifully halting and mediocre rendition of "She's Always a Woman" by Billy Joel and not much else. I wish I would've kept it up, but our last piano teacher hated us so he stopped scheduling lessons with us. Awesome.<BR/><BR/>2 - What is this about drummers not getting girls? Seriously? In high school and college the drummers got ALL the girls. I am not kidding. Drummers are cool.<BR/><BR/>3 - Holy shit, Cruisermel, Baby Elephant Walk. I totally forgot about that!<BR/><BR/>4 - I call Bullshit on the way less butt sex thing.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-1168612515543848582007-01-12T09:35:00.000-05:002007-01-12T09:35:00.000-05:00I feel your pain JV, I was a drummer. I eventuall...I feel your pain JV, I was a drummer. I eventually learned to play the guitar.<BR/>You can do it!Jerk Of All Trades 2.0https://www.blogger.com/profile/13989443403481299830noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-1168581319998254252007-01-12T00:55:00.000-05:002007-01-12T00:55:00.000-05:00Wait, I thought the left side of your body was dyi...Wait, I thought the left side of your body was dying? Or was that just the testicle? XDCorbow6https://www.blogger.com/profile/01624152004261643642noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-1168575638133275272007-01-11T23:20:00.000-05:002007-01-11T23:20:00.000-05:00Call me when you learn "Baby Elephant Walk" cuz I ...Call me when you learn "Baby Elephant Walk" cuz I took piano for 7 long damn years and frankly that's all I can remember. That and a stray Xmas carol here and there. Basically - nuffin' worth a hill-o-beans.CruiserMelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15533458890767625373noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-1168574861924062682007-01-11T23:07:00.000-05:002007-01-11T23:07:00.000-05:00You fucking slay me.You fucking slay me.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-1168570613190172002007-01-11T21:56:00.000-05:002007-01-11T21:56:00.000-05:00Wait, is that song or a technique? If it's a song,...Wait, is that song or a technique? If it's a song, maybe I'll learn it next week. If it's a technique, I'm hoping not cuz my instructor is a bearded guy.<BR/><BR/>I *did* do an amazing rendition of Old MacDonald.Johnny Virgilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07914217086250206369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-1168569030985763012007-01-11T21:30:00.000-05:002007-01-11T21:30:00.000-05:00hey, have you learned "up and down, down and up" y...hey, have you learned "up and down, down and up" yet? that's my favorite two-handed one.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com