tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post116234730268550837..comments2024-01-09T13:55:46.379-05:00Comments on 15 Minute Lunch: Pledge of AllegianceJohnny Virgilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07914217086250206369noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-1162779807250569742006-11-05T21:23:00.000-05:002006-11-05T21:23:00.000-05:00I once called a taxidermist and asked how much it ...I once called a taxidermist and asked how much it would cost for a full stuff of a human being - floor mount, not wall. The taxidermist said she'd figure the cost out if I would do two things for her: 1) call the local sheriff's department and find out if it was legal (this after a long discussion about living wills and last requests being admissable reasons for stuffing someone) and 2) call this other taxidermist she knew that had just started his business up, because she said the call would freak him the hell out.<BR/><BR/>So I did both. It took the Salem sheriff ten minutes to stop laughing and say he thought maybe it would be legal in Thailand but not in the good ol' US of A. Why he picked Thailand, I have no idea. But based on my closet full of clothes, they do excellent stitchwork there. <BR/><BR/>The other taxidermist stuttered for five minutes and then hung up on me. When I called the first taxidermist back, she verbally high-fived me for his reaction, then told me a guesstimate. Dude, don't bother stuffing your relatives. It's fucking expensive. <BR/><BR/>And all this because it was a Sunday and I wanted to go tanning, but couldn't find a tanning salon open in Virginia on a Sunday - and Taxidermist is right under Tanning Salon in the Salem City phone book. (you knew there was a reason you dug me. And obviously that reason is because I tan.)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-1162601820154482292006-11-03T19:57:00.000-05:002006-11-03T19:57:00.000-05:00Bwahahahaha!!!!! Loved the additional safety info...Bwahahahaha!!!!! Loved the additional safety information. Thank god Clorox Wipes no longer have bleach, I'd hate to see the condition of your hemmies after using them.warcrygirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00327088768318213449noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-1162438084063477192006-11-01T22:28:00.000-05:002006-11-01T22:28:00.000-05:00Alex, you sound as if you speak from experience. t...Alex, you sound as if you speak from experience. <BR/><BR/>this girl, I agree 100%.<BR/><BR/>KK, you're right, I didn't. I'm not that brave.<BR/><BR/>PN, what was the point? Did her forehead sweat a lot or smell bad?<BR/><BR/>Sarge, I thought of that as I was writing it!<BR/><BR/>Karla, where the hell do you work? We have maybe a half-dozen grubbers, tops.Johnny Virgilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07914217086250206369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-1162435734371957572006-11-01T21:48:00.000-05:002006-11-01T21:48:00.000-05:00If you're anything like my coworkers, I'd just be ...If you're anything like my coworkers, I'd just be thrilled you brushed your teeth, and wouldn't care what product you used. Please send any leftover cleaning products to my workplace and I'll leave them in the break room for my filthy cohorts.karlahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02179619912129198718noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-1162422221924481162006-11-01T18:03:00.000-05:002006-11-01T18:03:00.000-05:00LOL. That's great! Reminds me a bit of Shamus's ...LOL. That's great! Reminds me a bit of Shamus's book.. but with better pictures.<BR/><BR/>I thank you for forwarning me of using it as a baby wipe.Sgthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15776619714461836931noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-1162419501024949542006-11-01T17:18:00.000-05:002006-11-01T17:18:00.000-05:00This reminds me of a former classmate who used rol...This reminds me of a former classmate who used roll on on her forehead. I competely understood where she was coming from.PROUD NYEUTHIhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05771445872739911773noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-1162398390695761432006-11-01T11:26:00.000-05:002006-11-01T11:26:00.000-05:00OH NO YOU DI'U'NT!!!!OH NO YOU DI'U'NT!!!!kentucky_kittyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00748483829693722435noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-1162391220748289272006-11-01T09:27:00.000-05:002006-11-01T09:27:00.000-05:00This is why I could never be a customer service ag...This is why I could never be a customer service agent.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-1162390528193598872006-11-01T09:15:00.000-05:002006-11-01T09:15:00.000-05:00That would burn your ass so badly.That would burn your ass so badly.High Power Rocketryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11537203640644706903noreply@blogger.com