tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post114834877504128019..comments2024-01-09T13:55:46.379-05:00Comments on 15 Minute Lunch: I've become a stall man.Johnny Virgilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07914217086250206369noreply@blogger.comBlogger20125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-81737400320378604602013-02-18T18:29:24.101-05:002013-02-18T18:29:24.101-05:00Are those the ones that look like mouths? I think...Are those the ones that look like mouths? I think they finally took those out.Johnny Virgilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07914217086250206369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-18210575710804138712013-02-18T18:27:55.037-05:002013-02-18T18:27:55.037-05:00Have you ever googled the pictures for the urinals...Have you ever googled the pictures for the urinals at sofitel in queensland, NZ?<br />snopes says that it is a true pictureSuzy Duzyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02164206338222637386noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-25093591161941305582012-05-25T14:20:43.175-04:002012-05-25T14:20:43.175-04:00That's a six year old picture, but let me take...That's a six year old picture, but let me take a look. :)Johnny Virgilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07914217086250206369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-9713799948566695552012-05-25T13:49:42.842-04:002012-05-25T13:49:42.842-04:00The picture has disappeared. Can you reattach?The picture has disappeared. Can you reattach?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-46767816796823955072008-12-13T22:17:00.000-05:002008-12-13T22:17:00.000-05:00various reasons for off-target mishapsDrunk - one ...various reasons for off-target mishaps<BR/><BR/>Drunk - one hand on wall to keep the room from spinning, 1 hand on penis to aim.<BR/><BR/>Foreskin - Large foreskin if you can't get all the skin tucked away in time, direction of pee changes and squeezing the end causes mis-direction.<BR/><BR/>Sneeze/Fart/Clenching butt cheeks -alsoAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-33971913533286545672008-04-09T21:09:00.000-04:002008-04-09T21:09:00.000-04:00I think your math leaves out a critical factor, wh...I think your math leaves out a critical factor, which was alluded to by a previous poster in re the seat in the stall: S, the splash factor. People who have thought through the design of urinals a lot more than I care to have taken to putting all kinds of stuff in urinals. Around my place of work it's a single miniature marshmallow, but there are also the cakes and the plastic grilles and god knows what else--someday I expect to see a rubber duckie just hangin' out. The consequence is that you're not safe even if you get inside the target area. There are certainly the freakish accidents, like when you catch the wrong end of one of the holes on the grilles and end up with soaked shoes, but I think the bigger culprit is the corrollary to mist off a waterfall, which slowly, gently settles in a golden halo around the urinal.<BR/><BR/>That's my theory, anyway: no single horny alleycat, just a series of men unwittingly leaving the urinal a little worse than when they arrived. Just like our mother earth.Markhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00156485396510443273noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-76758259255418864522007-11-23T19:13:00.000-05:002007-11-23T19:13:00.000-05:00I shoe it up.I shoe it up.Johnny Virgilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07914217086250206369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-43001672636121298852007-11-23T18:58:00.000-05:002007-11-23T18:58:00.000-05:00I'm going to have to go with Brett on this one. P...I'm going to have to go with Brett on this one. Please tell me you lift the seat (with your toe of course, or a giant wad of toilet paper - which, by the way, helps mitigate splatter on touchdown) before you whiz. Because of stall men I have to wipe down the seat with a giant wad of TP before then covering it with the thin-as-shit wax paper toilet seat cover.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-19462272662653745632007-11-09T23:18:00.000-05:002007-11-09T23:18:00.000-05:00While in the military we had a sign over the urina...While in the military we had a sign over the urinal for those who were off target.<BR/><BR/>If your bat is too long, choke up.<BR/><BR/>If your bat is too short, step up.<BR/><BR/>If you still can't hit the target...<BR/><BR/>SIT DOWN!!Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02049415827045551839noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-1166154115561683892006-12-14T22:41:00.000-05:002006-12-14T22:41:00.000-05:00Thats gross.I hate it when people piss in the stal...Thats gross.<BR/>I hate it when people piss in the stalls. Piss splatters all over the seat and the floor when people piss in the stalls. <BR/><BR/>If i am going to take a dump in the stall, i dont want pee all over the toilet.<BR/><BR/>whats even worse is most the time when people use the stalls to pee, they dont bother to flush.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-1149163806966299952006-06-01T08:10:00.000-04:002006-06-01T08:10:00.000-04:00: ) This post is funny as hell :)I love it.New Yo...: ) This post is funny as hell :)<BR/><BR/>I love it.<BR/><BR/><A HREF="http://nybathrooms.blogspot.com" REL="nofollow">New York Bathrooms</A>High Power Rocketryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11537203640644706903noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-1148745535948162012006-05-27T11:58:00.000-04:002006-05-27T11:58:00.000-04:00stall etiquitte? That's just crazy.stall etiquitte? That's just crazy.Johnny Virgilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07914217086250206369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-1148688786352351872006-05-26T20:13:00.000-04:002006-05-26T20:13:00.000-04:00Our company just recently had a stall etiquitte cl...Our company just recently had a stall etiquitte class because certain members were taking too, how should I say this politely, pooing and running. And we're not just talking a small little log here, oooh no we're talking "Who does Number 2 work for" explosiveness. I've since taken to carefully inspecting the stalls before I go in. So let me just say that women can be worse sometimes...The Bloody Munchkinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01535808304688179383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-1148611115941001072006-05-25T22:38:00.000-04:002006-05-25T22:38:00.000-04:00wow finally there's a benefit having a tiny wang. ...wow finally there's a benefit having a tiny wang. I never knew there was pee by the urinals.Johnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15453112106752625255noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-1148502959616306452006-05-24T16:35:00.000-04:002006-05-24T16:35:00.000-04:00While potty training my two boys I couldn't get th...While potty training my two boys I couldn't get the urine smell out of my bathroom. Come to find out they were overshooting the bowl and spraying the hinges of the seat. As a result there was a film of congealed pee down the sides of my toilet. Ick.<BR/><BR/>At least you don't have to share a bathroom with strange women; when working fast food the women's room was almost always way nastier than the men's room.warcrygirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00327088768318213449noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-1148441346563885872006-05-23T23:29:00.000-04:002006-05-23T23:29:00.000-04:00i remember reading an internet article about a bus...i remember reading an internet article about a business that painted a fly inside the urinal. guys took aim at the fly and it made a huge difference in the cleanliness of the bathroom.<BR/><BR/>here's the url of a pic of the painted fly:<BR/><BR/><BR/>http://blog.teledyn.com/mt/archives/fly-urinal.jpg<BR/><BR/>damn, i know a lot of weird stuff.mckayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11104054006183829611noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-1148428062619103132006-05-23T19:47:00.000-04:002006-05-23T19:47:00.000-04:00I didn't think anything could put you off the DQ! ...I didn't think anything could put you off the DQ! Sorry...<BR/><BR/>Sarah, Believe it.<BR/><BR/>DugE - I would have thought that after the drunken rock tour, you could pee anywhere.<BR/><BR/>mordja - yes. yes it would.<BR/><BR/>ms - the capper stalls are the best.Johnny Virgilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07914217086250206369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-1148415567805338422006-05-23T16:19:00.000-04:002006-05-23T16:19:00.000-04:00Stall all the way. Handicap stall, if need be.Stall all the way. Handicap stall, if need be.Malnurtured Snayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03506933474730575045noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-1148415415573995922006-05-23T16:16:00.000-04:002006-05-23T16:16:00.000-04:00OMG. I can't eat dinner now. Or DQ. That is so gro...OMG. I can't eat dinner now. Or DQ. That is so gross.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-1148401273588102472006-05-23T12:21:00.000-04:002006-05-23T12:21:00.000-04:00I can't believe that second picture.I can't believe that second picture.Sarahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14407176268678483154noreply@blogger.com