tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post114610553138763636..comments2024-01-09T13:55:46.379-05:00Comments on 15 Minute Lunch: Somebody moved my shit. I think.Johnny Virgilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07914217086250206369noreply@blogger.comBlogger35125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-49881299178589956892016-08-07T00:51:08.949-04:002016-08-07T00:51:08.949-04:00Well. I am a transwoman, so unfortunately I have a...Well. I am a transwoman, so unfortunately I have a guy mind. My female roommate moves my stuff (SHE HAS GOOD INTENTIONS) and then I can't find ANYTHING. I can find anything AS LONG AS A WOMAN HASN'T MOVED IT. My boyfriend would not move my stuff, but he is a man. --SIGH--Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04023158531220571216noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-30963103710565192912014-04-01T12:18:11.393-04:002014-04-01T12:18:11.393-04:00My wife cleans the kitchen while I'm cooking d...My wife cleans the kitchen while I'm cooking dinner. A loving act, wouldn't you agree? Until you discover that ALL THE BOWLS AND UTENSILS YOU NEED ARE NOW IN THE DISHWASHER AND IT"S RUNNING.<br /><br />I'll be ok, don't worry about me. Yogihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18149759309589778285noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-27883351738126545562011-02-21T17:26:38.571-05:002011-02-21T17:26:38.571-05:00Ha, thanks! You're digging deep in the archiv...Ha, thanks! You're digging deep in the archives. I love that. :)Johnny Virgilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07914217086250206369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-79687416490067425282011-02-21T17:07:31.718-05:002011-02-21T17:07:31.718-05:00Love this little tidbit! I also think in Post-its...Love this little tidbit! I also think in Post-its and I can usually remember where the hubby has left things, although to be fair, it's usually me who is misplacing items.<br /><br />The funniest thing for my kids to watch is me yelling up the stairs, "WHERE ARE MY KEYS!!!" in a not so gentle tone, only to have one of the lovely little darlings tromp down the stairs and point to the errant keys on the table UNDER the decorative row of hooks where said keys "belong". *sigh*Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-63585206700256578102009-07-16T10:33:34.077-04:002009-07-16T10:33:34.077-04:00This analogy is also true for moms and kids, I thi...This analogy is also true for moms and kids, I think, with the man being the kids and the woman being the mom.<br /><br />Not sure what that says about men... ;-)rachaelgkinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18002691394373545956noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-15431234538206157472009-04-26T15:52:00.000-04:002009-04-26T15:52:00.000-04:00Forget that stuff. Turns out, all it does is shrin...Forget that stuff. Turns out, all it does is shrink your hands.Johnny Virgilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07914217086250206369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-70379899342185996312009-04-24T19:25:00.000-04:002009-04-24T19:25:00.000-04:00Well, Johnny, since you mentioned it..."Have you s...Well, Johnny, since you mentioned it..."Have you seen my penis enlargement cream?"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-43929295376063886842009-01-29T15:40:00.000-05:002009-01-29T15:40:00.000-05:00I have this same problem. My wife is constantly mo...I have this same problem. My wife is constantly moving x or y somewhere else when I know I left it there (I'm 23% sure she did anyways). When I've caught her moving stuff to illogical places (if they were logical places, they'd be where I left them), and I can't find x, I tell her that I'm going to the store to buy 6 more of x. We have 7 tape measures now (the 6 I bought and the one she had moved). Great post!Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13700132437867186094noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-92140506845043385952008-11-06T15:47:00.000-05:002008-11-06T15:47:00.000-05:00Hmm...my mind actually works more in the Post-It n...Hmm...my mind actually works more in the Post-It note location fashion. Which means I can generally recall where that thing my boyfriend lost is. And I even tell.<BR/><BR/>I'm just curious about the whole jeans on the railing/shower scenario. Did I read correctly that you actually shower in your jeans to save time? Or do you just shower <I>with</I> your jeans?shinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05232945031746773775noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-65085063010690168262008-08-01T13:07:00.000-04:002008-08-01T13:07:00.000-04:00This is why God invented Xanax, praise the RX.This is why God invented Xanax, praise the RX.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-51703539145486287022008-07-15T08:32:00.000-04:002008-07-15T08:32:00.000-04:00This is awesome because I really do have a little ...This is awesome because I really do have a little tape measurer (3ft one) in the bathroom box with cotton balls. That is the biggest coincidence ever.<BR/><BR/>Im a girl, though.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-30945978515778789912008-03-10T19:55:00.000-04:002008-03-10T19:55:00.000-04:00"Do you know where my ________ is/are?" kc gave ..."Do you know where my ________ is/are?" <BR/><BR/>kc gave some bad advice with that one. At least saying "have you seen my _____" gives some benefit of doubt in spouse not moving them ...like "(when wandering around the house) have you seen..." rather than "Do you know where my ________ is/are (since you $*%! moved it/them)?<BR/><BR/>(For this topic and many reasons, I was apparently born male, and my husband female ... yes, I even have a CPU boneyard in my closet.)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-65148771234390612662008-03-08T09:19:00.000-05:002008-03-08T09:19:00.000-05:00Yeah, that's never gonna happen. Not as long as th...Yeah, that's never gonna happen. Not as long as there are low-life blog spammers out there. I was deleting 20 comments a day for penis enlargement cream.Johnny Virgilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07914217086250206369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-33964072754014662282008-03-08T01:33:00.000-05:002008-03-08T01:33:00.000-05:00You make me smile!~Loooooove it!;)Now be a sweethe...You make me smile!~<BR/><BR/>Loooooove it!<BR/><BR/>;)<BR/><BR/>Now be a sweetheart and turn word verification OFF would ya?Lucillehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04389051577488829610noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-46722170819169439542008-02-21T13:13:00.000-05:002008-02-21T13:13:00.000-05:00This has provided the best snapshot into my husban...This has provided the best snapshot into my husband's mind. As a semi-newlywed (it's only been 7 or 8mo.) this little gem will be great to keep in my mental back-pocket just for that next time my husband asks me if I've seen his [insert obsolete post-it item here] anywhere. <BR/><BR/>Now I will not just what to say, with out the revenge cleaning gem(which is also neatly tucked away with the first gem for some future argument of worthy cause).iambellalunahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03216043225888450875noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-83602078546232190462008-02-07T19:38:00.000-05:002008-02-07T19:38:00.000-05:00genius. i loooove to mess with my hubby when he ca...genius. i loooove to mess with my hubby when he cant find something he left out and i put away. this is classic "my house," and now i have a great form of revenge i NEVER thought about until now: the office cleaning! <BR/><BR/>formerly, when i cleaned his office I would ONLY lift carefully and dust and then organize/refill supplies, replacing everything exactly as it was, even while clucking my tongue about his disorderliness. now i shall let the wrath of my vengeful cleaning reign down upon him when i am 'slightly pissed off but not so much that i want to fight about it which would upset me..." <BR/><BR/>MwAHHAHAHAHA!!!!elizadoohickyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01619295952214896945noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-72306385490207138992008-01-15T14:10:00.000-05:002008-01-15T14:10:00.000-05:00"I'll bet you more guys than girls think this post...<I>"I'll bet you more guys than girls think this post is funny."</I><BR/><BR/>Count me as a girl who thinks this is funny.<BR/><BR/>My husband used to ask the same question, "Have you seen my _____?" To which I would actually answer "yes" and say where, or "no". But if my answer was "no", he would then ask, "Well where would I have put/left it?" <BR/><BR/>Huh? You are asking me to <B>think like you</B>? Not.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-36890685736531167342008-01-12T23:44:00.000-05:002008-01-12T23:44:00.000-05:00Oh my gosh, this one is so funny. I can see why yo...Oh my gosh, this one is so funny. I can see why you choose it as one of your favorites. My husband lays stuff down in really random places, however, he does not immediately write them on a post it. <BR/>I am not kidding you when I say that in the 8 years that I have known him, he has lost at least (and I mean, lost and we have never found them to this day)<BR/>5 sets of car keys<BR/>2 cell phone<BR/>his drivers license, twice<BR/>his bank card 5 or more times<BR/>all of his little tools (screwdrivers, etc) he just goes and buys more<BR/>his whole wallet once<BR/>1, just 1 of his Birkenstock sandals<BR/>about 8,000 lighters (yes, he smokes)<BR/>about 35,000 ink pens<BR/>This is why I have to take control. When I see his shit lying around, I have to put it away or it will never been seen again.Nicolehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09172739692298983900noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-87082560628937746002007-12-29T13:27:00.000-05:002007-12-29T13:27:00.000-05:00KC - that's technically correct, but sadly, it's t...KC - that's technically correct, but sadly, it's the way I ask the question. The second half of the question is implied, as in "Have you seen my keys (at any time in the recent past because I have not.)<BR/><BR/>Sorry you didn't think it was funny. Sometimes things are funny cuz they're true, and sometimes they're not funny cuz they're true. <BR/><BR/>I'll bet you more guys than girls think this post is funny.Johnny Virgilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07914217086250206369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-21137787061381142742007-12-29T13:19:00.000-05:002007-12-29T13:19:00.000-05:00You lost me at the first question. This is the fi...You lost me at the first question. This is the first post of yours that I didn't think was funny (of the ones that are supposed to be funny, of course). Here's the flaw in your logic: Y'all ask "Have you seen my _____" when that's not actually what you mean. That question implies "Do you know what ________ looks like?" What you should ask is "Do you know where my ________ is/are?" While the responses you listed are still a possibility, I'm much more apt to answer the ACCURATE question with an accurate "nope." End of story. Not that either of these questions has ever been asked in our household. 8-pAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-1146340949614474222006-04-29T16:02:00.000-04:002006-04-29T16:02:00.000-04:00Yeah, I'd have to say that when it comes to stuff ...Yeah, I'd have to say that when it comes to stuff like that I think like a man too. I take a mental picture of where I leave things. If I can't find whatever it is that I am looking for, I will start at the beginning with the first 'picture' and flip through them (they look like a film playing back in my head) until I find what it is I am looking for. <BR/><BR/>I do something similar if I am having a hard time remembering someones name, yet it's on the tip of my tounge. I will go through the alphabet in my head (sometimes out loud too). When I get to the letter of their name I can see it mentally spelled out in my head. 9 times out of 10 this method always works for me.<BR/><BR/>Hey, thanks for the www.redchairsoftware.com recommendation! I will definitely have to check it out when I am in a zen mood to deal with the stupid iPod. I've been one aggitation away from chucking it into the Bay.<BR/><BR/>BTW - LOVE your blog. Love the childhood stories the best! But your every day observation of things are just hilarious and always gets me laughing out loud.Tiger Lady Thttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01896983516281670888noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-1146321372843716372006-04-29T10:36:00.000-04:002006-04-29T10:36:00.000-04:00I never said my life was hard, so cork it. Just b...I never said my life was hard, so cork it. Just because you're married to a guy, it's not my fault. :)Johnny Virgilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07914217086250206369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-1146321341409054932006-04-29T10:35:00.000-04:002006-04-29T10:35:00.000-04:00you're great! this is a great post.you're great! this is a great post.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-1146315692439341522006-04-29T09:01:00.000-04:002006-04-29T09:01:00.000-04:00so, let me see if I've got this1. You left your sh...so, let me see if I've got this<BR/><BR/>1. You left your shit laying around<BR/><BR/>2. Your wife put it away on autopilot and forgot about it (because she's done that 20,000 times??)<BR/><BR/>3. You wrote <B> 2,153 </B> words to complain about your hard life.<BR/><BR/>Men....Carlyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08999713273557139773noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-1146267141714855692006-04-28T19:32:00.000-04:002006-04-28T19:32:00.000-04:00"Seriously, I have taken milk out of the fridge, w..."Seriously, I have taken milk out of the fridge, walked to the pantry, grabbed a box of cereal and by the time I turned around again, the milk was back in the fridge. I kid you not."<BR/><BR/>This is so true. At our house, it's my son doing the leaving and me doing the picking up.Rachelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08898687396539725109noreply@blogger.com