tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post112440383632091101..comments2024-01-09T13:55:46.379-05:00Comments on 15 Minute Lunch: And they're off!Johnny Virgilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07914217086250206369noreply@blogger.comBlogger19125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-44329734209534876062007-11-28T10:39:00.000-05:002007-11-28T10:39:00.000-05:00And I quote, "Asshat donkey carcas." I have to te...And I quote, "Asshat donkey carcas." I have to tell ya, JV, it's a favorite.steph-a-ninniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09181282829254739590noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-1124827458690470712005-08-23T16:04:00.000-04:002005-08-23T16:04:00.000-04:00Right!! And they would have lances. It would be li...Right!! And they would have lances. It would be like the battle scene in lord of the rings.Johnny Virgilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07914217086250206369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-1124825650427069812005-08-23T15:34:00.000-04:002005-08-23T15:34:00.000-04:00There should be 2 sets of horses. One would run ...There should be 2 sets of horses. One would run clockwise and the other counterclockwise. That would rule! The race would be boring *right* up to the halfway point - then all hell would break loose. I'd pay to see that.Scotthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00148321865392173254noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-1124712902851292402005-08-22T08:15:00.000-04:002005-08-22T08:15:00.000-04:00you've got it all wrong. You goto the track to pe...you've got it all wrong. You goto the track to people watch. There's nothing better than seeing all sorts of trashy people cash in their factory working paychechks and lose all their money at the track. Next time you go, just grab a beer, and people watch. Once in a while throw down $2 on the favorite to show. You'll collect your 25 cents and feel like a champ.Brianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04023532269999535335noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-1124590878719913432005-08-20T22:21:00.000-04:002005-08-20T22:21:00.000-04:00Horse racing has nothing on the majesty and pagaen...Horse racing has nothing on the majesty and pagaentry of weiner dog racing. Truly, the sport of kings!Isaac Carmichaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17402890244648619420noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-1124501473441005312005-08-19T21:31:00.000-04:002005-08-19T21:31:00.000-04:00very nice piece of photoshop magic with the pic.very nice piece of photoshop magic with the pic.babyjewelshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03307697479439014423noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-1124488469806508612005-08-19T17:54:00.000-04:002005-08-19T17:54:00.000-04:00"Horses are like babies. They don't feel it when y..."Horses are like babies. They don't feel it when you whip them."<BR/>That's classic! <BR/><BR/>I too love the smell of horses. Perhpas you were smelling the wrong end, JV.Sylvanahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13186604429680496847noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-1124481331215262402005-08-19T15:55:00.000-04:002005-08-19T15:55:00.000-04:00Precious lines in here. I was thinking exactly wha...Precious lines in here. <BR/><BR/>I was thinking exactly what Theresa wrote!<BR/><BR/>Good one, JV. (WH secretly loves the smell of horseshit)Weary Haghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15809105824011470783noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-1124469151098091152005-08-19T12:32:00.000-04:002005-08-19T12:32:00.000-04:00Glue factory reject Everything you write is hyster...<I>Glue factory reject</I> Everything you write is hysterical JV.MJhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03812526694981820950noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-1124458316858151852005-08-19T09:31:00.000-04:002005-08-19T09:31:00.000-04:00First of all, this made me laugh out loud. Everyt...First of all, this made me laugh out loud. Everything you said is true, but I love betting on horse races. I chalk it up to my gambling addiction.<BR/><BR/>There were so many good lines in here (including the one John said which I was actually told about later), but this in your comments:<BR/>"Miniature people in bright clothes creep me right out." made me peed my pants.Sarahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14407176268678483154noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-1124456823780578702005-08-19T09:07:00.000-04:002005-08-19T09:07:00.000-04:00Great. That's just what I need.Great. That's just what I need.Johnny Virgilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07914217086250206369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-1124456712386432072005-08-19T09:05:00.000-04:002005-08-19T09:05:00.000-04:00Some sweaty scary gay guy will Google asshat donke...Some sweaty scary gay guy will Google asshat donkey carcass and find you Johnny VirgilTwisted Ladyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07686167964552139843noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-1124456517899026642005-08-19T09:01:00.000-04:002005-08-19T09:01:00.000-04:00"crippled, asshat donkey carcass I blew my wad on...."crippled, asshat donkey carcass I blew my wad on."<BR/><BR/>Another JV classic line.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-1124453990220145152005-08-19T08:19:00.000-04:002005-08-19T08:19:00.000-04:00Shamus, they are totally up to something. Miniatur...Shamus, they are <B>totally</B> up to something. <BR/><BR/>Miniature people in bright clothes creep me right out.Johnny Virgilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07914217086250206369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-1124452692123147622005-08-19T07:58:00.000-04:002005-08-19T07:58:00.000-04:00I hate Saratoga in the summer. All those jockies s...I hate Saratoga in the summer. All those jockies strutting around in their little riding outfits makes me nervous.<BR/><BR/>They're up to something.Shamus O'Drunkahanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14492140972265969422noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-1124441760591908952005-08-19T04:56:00.000-04:002005-08-19T04:56:00.000-04:00I couldn't gamble effectively to save my ass eithe...I couldn't gamble effectively to save my ass either. We don't have horse tracks here in Colorado, we have dog tracks. I assure you, it's equally mindless. I was in management for twelve years. I got out because I just could no longer stand the "lie to me culture." <BR/><BR/>Management actually wants you to say you had a good time even if you didn't. Management actually wants you to feel like they care about you and that you've somehow bonded with them over some trivial activity. They dont and you haven't. They just want you to think you have so you behave.<BR/><BR/>RCSRob Seiferthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04167331339051705486noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-1124419057501876412005-08-18T22:37:00.000-04:002005-08-18T22:37:00.000-04:00That picture made me snort-laugh. Thanks!That picture made me snort-laugh. Thanks!armalicioushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15569772344297408167noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-1124411716643491612005-08-18T20:35:00.000-04:002005-08-18T20:35:00.000-04:00There we go! That's a horse race. Like the one in ...There we go! That's a horse race. Like the one in Hidalgo.Johnny Virgilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07914217086250206369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-1124410841541383152005-08-18T20:20:00.000-04:002005-08-18T20:20:00.000-04:001. i happen to love the smell of horses. and for s...1. i happen to love the smell of horses. and for shit, horseshit smells a LOT better than dogshit.<BR/><BR/>2. what you want in a horse race is England's Grand National. here's a quote from some article:<BR/><BR/>"Horses are required to race around what is arguably one of the most challenging and dangerous tracks around. The race is run over 4 and a half miles. Horses have to successfully jump a total of 30 fences, although the track is effectively run twice. Jumps have been changed over the years to try and reduce the fatalities, but one thing is for sure, there will be several falling horses and riders."<BR/><BR/>i thought you'd like the word 'fatalities' in that blurb. sorry, i've never seen the horses on fire.mckayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11104054006183829611noreply@blogger.com