tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post1068261916580219552..comments2024-01-09T13:55:46.379-05:00Comments on 15 Minute Lunch: Mexico: Part IV: Tulum is owned by lizards.Johnny Virgilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07914217086250206369noreply@blogger.comBlogger25125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-29475428183507558772010-04-19T16:18:09.572-04:002010-04-19T16:18:09.572-04:00"It was like watching two drunk guys in a bar..."It was like watching two drunk guys in a bar fighting over a girl they didn't know was a hooker."<br /><br />LMAO. Man I love your blog.Christinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16557401352580728638noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-58984963906743387342010-04-18T16:53:55.819-04:002010-04-18T16:53:55.819-04:00She Who Must Be Obeyed, and myself were in Que Roo...She Who Must Be Obeyed, and myself were in Que Roo a few years ago, loved it and would go back in a moment. The iguanas are little speed demons aren't they?<br /><br />I think that everyone that was there got the same shot of the temple at Tulum within a few feet or degrees.Rick Tnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-8446494046121747572010-04-17T09:40:41.865-04:002010-04-17T09:40:41.865-04:00You are my kind of tourist. All in all I'd rat...You are my kind of tourist. All in all I'd rather stay home and see it on the Discovery channel. <br /><br />I'm not really a grouch but I keep thinking of all the parasites and crud that no one mentions until after you get home. <br /><br />Love reading your blog.Every day readernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-62180733783654830972010-04-15T23:48:51.921-04:002010-04-15T23:48:51.921-04:00KC, you missed out! That was the best part. Some a...KC, you missed out! That was the best part. Some are like swimming holes but there are long underground rivers and waterfilled caves..I'd love to dive some sometime. <br /><br />Sara, I wanted to dissect them just to learn how to make them.<br /><br />ellen, I don't go to enough places to write several dozen. And sorry to disappoint, but I lucked out. Thank you, SteriPen!<br /><br />Anon, thanks. I'll send you a postcard next time!<br /><br />Chris, that includes two of the basic food groups I think.<br /><br />Char - they *looked* clean. I keep telling myself that.<br /><br />Blissed, sorry for the swears. I know you're not old but your blog name makes me feel like a little kid who got caught doing something bad.<br /><br />Suzanne, you shouldn't read my blog in the library. They get mad.<br /><br />Alli, I have one major tip for you -- get one of mapchick's maps of the area. They have EVERYTHING on them that you will ever need. It's like having a tour guide.<br /><br />Brutalism, there are no pictures. That you know of.<br /><br />AnonA, there was no child in our room unless you count me, and some people would.<br /><br />AnonB, send the stodgy secretary over to me. I will unstodge her.<br /><br />Maria, you're too kind. Read some of my favorites if you get bored.<br /><br />Amber, it's another time in a long list of times I wished I had a video camera.<br /><br />KK, Lueana, We'll see you there next year.<br /><br />Patty, she had stickers. Eyes, lips noses...of course I didn't want them to go to waste so a lot of the time my crotch had facial features.<br /><br />Cagey, YES. They are the exact color of the rocks. It's creepy how still they are until they want to hump something.<br /><br />Jenyfer, come back to Mexico! No, wait. That's Jamaica. Nevermind.Johnny Virgilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07914217086250206369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-39121507425299520172010-04-15T08:42:34.733-04:002010-04-15T08:42:34.733-04:00Who could blame you for paying more attention to t...Who could blame you for paying more attention to the iguanas? Carlos the tour guide had some pretty stiff competition (har har)<br /><br />I got a towel elephant in my room in Thailand, but only on the first day. Clearly I need to go to Mexico for the real treatment!Jenyfer Matthewshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10769550148821002722noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-44795896305671913272010-04-15T02:08:01.485-04:002010-04-15T02:08:01.485-04:00Incidentally, pretty ballsy jumping in their swimm...Incidentally, pretty ballsy jumping in their swimming holes. Good way to contract terminal creeping crud [grin]Cageyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18059294031864252963noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-71604596751551005302010-04-15T02:06:44.321-04:002010-04-15T02:06:44.321-04:00Great stories!
I know what you mean about the ig...Great stories! <br /><br />I know what you mean about the iguanas. Last time I was down in the tropics (I don't even remember where, might've been PR) I kept getting surprised by the bastards. They stand so still you often don't even see them at first, then when recognition sets in you jump for no apparent reason, usually because they're not the little shits you see in the pet stores here that you would just stomp if they got in your way. Like many tropical critters, they get surprisingly large.Cageyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18059294031864252963noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-56446304204963876592010-04-14T22:51:44.889-04:002010-04-14T22:51:44.889-04:00I'm not tired of it at all! But I'm reall...I'm not tired of it at all! But I'm really curious how the housekeeper made the eyes and noses on your bath towel sculptures. <br /><br />Thanks for making my day once again with your great writing.Pattyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16745889026665681137noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-71011255005168041792010-04-14T17:53:02.548-04:002010-04-14T17:53:02.548-04:00I'm loving every moment of your vacation. I...I'm loving every moment of your vacation. I'll be sad to see the stories end. Sounds like a fantastic get-away.Leeunahttp://leeunafoster.com/humorblognoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-1833705195481403022010-04-14T16:22:41.660-04:002010-04-14T16:22:41.660-04:00I don't want your vacation to end! I'm hav...I don't want your vacation to end! I'm having such a good time!! :)kentucky_kittyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00748483829693722435noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-74949138195424197052010-04-14T15:53:17.477-04:002010-04-14T15:53:17.477-04:00Description of the running iguanas = best shit I&#...Description of the running iguanas = best shit I've read in a while. Thanks for the laugh. :)<br /><br />Word verif = nonfur. What those hairless cats have.Amber D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/05503686776869337531noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-39367351199980453012010-04-14T14:47:52.433-04:002010-04-14T14:47:52.433-04:00What great writing! I recently found your blog and...What great writing! I recently found your blog and have been coming back every day to look for new posts or to read some of your older entries. Thanks for the laughs.Mariahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13869549485318680040noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-22506323671700499932010-04-14T14:32:30.925-04:002010-04-14T14:32:30.925-04:00This office really needed some laughs today. This ...This office really needed some laughs today. This got forwarded to everyone but the stodgiest secretary.<br /><br />Thanks and keep writing.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-12809446017240369642010-04-14T13:50:13.600-04:002010-04-14T13:50:13.600-04:00we did cancun and chitchen itza - and our hotel ma...we did cancun and chitchen itza - and our hotel maid did the same thing - left the cutest towel animals... i thought maybe they thought there was a child in the room but i guess they do that for everyone huh?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-54510991920807181072010-04-14T13:07:50.710-04:002010-04-14T13:07:50.710-04:00The mer-towel threesome will be etched into my min...The mer-towel threesome will be etched into my mind forever.Brutalismhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07659884369597107148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-92104476991389840822010-04-14T10:04:06.545-04:002010-04-14T10:04:06.545-04:00I'm loving the recaps, I don't care how ma...I'm loving the recaps, I don't care how many you post!Sarahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17935070386471677221noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-7290958502509793032010-04-14T09:45:59.994-04:002010-04-14T09:45:59.994-04:00I love your vacation stories! I'm hoping my ne...I love your vacation stories! I'm hoping my next vac. will be in the same area... so keep all the advice and hilarious stories coming, please.allinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-78637594390935599222010-04-14T09:23:45.231-04:002010-04-14T09:23:45.231-04:00I'm loving your hilarious recap of the trip. T...I'm loving your hilarious recap of the trip. This was my favorite so far. I laughed out loud quite a few times.Suzannehttp://tcoyou.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-45597217833973518522010-04-14T01:03:07.050-04:002010-04-14T01:03:07.050-04:00I visited Tulum, maybe 25 years ago. Your descript...I visited Tulum, maybe 25 years ago. Your description brings a pleasant reverie that is a bit better than my actual visit. It was VERY hot and our tour was not well organized. But the ruins and the one cenote we visited were wonderful.Nancy/BLissed-Out Grandmahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17223278142557533175noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-77884483986575271512010-04-14T00:09:52.557-04:002010-04-14T00:09:52.557-04:00We did that Tulum and Beyond tour on our first tri...We did that Tulum and Beyond tour on our first trip to Playa in 2004... it is exactly the same and so simple it's awesome! <br /><br />i could have lived 2000 years without that cenote description though... gah....charnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-34497982429808158722010-04-13T22:03:02.568-04:002010-04-13T22:03:02.568-04:00I know that vantage point! We didn't have the ...I know that vantage point! We didn't have the wind, so after sweating our asses off at the ruins we got a big bag of ice and went back to the beach. We lived off of tequila and cookies from a convenience store for the next three days.Chrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11458043604859768732noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-67598210900271432412010-04-13T20:19:10.478-04:002010-04-13T20:19:10.478-04:00Love your stories JV!! Please keep the vacation on...Love your stories JV!! Please keep the vacation ones coming!! I don't feel so badly sitting in my cubicle when I am reading the adventures of JV on vacation! Thanks!! :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-86577835737006283222010-04-13T20:00:36.639-04:002010-04-13T20:00:36.639-04:00Love the vacation recaps! Please go ahead and wri...Love the vacation recaps! Please go ahead and write several dozen, and include vivid descriptions of the inevitable diarrhea. :D~ellen~https://www.blogger.com/profile/00315658592077559215noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-65632501265322153682010-04-13T19:37:14.181-04:002010-04-13T19:37:14.181-04:00A great recap of your day. I loved it. I too wou...A great recap of your day. I loved it. I too would have been fascinated with the iguana love-fest going on. LOLed at your wife cock blocking an iguana. The towels are great!Sarahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01216580106264628759noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155420.post-55073595183533184822010-04-13T19:06:46.381-04:002010-04-13T19:06:46.381-04:00That picture of the lizard on the rocks? I have t...That picture of the lizard on the rocks? I have that same one. except we didn't get to see the humping and fighting.<br /><br />what's a cenote? Like a swimming hole? Anyway, it looks fun, and that lunch does sound tasty. Keep the stories coming!kcnoreply@blogger.com