It's getting warmer out, and pretty soon I won't be able to wear a jacket every day.
Why is this a problem, you ask?
Well, I got home from work on Friday, and as I was hanging up my jacket, I noticed it was getting pretty damn heavy. I cleaned out the pockets, and realized that I may have to turn gay next month, because apparently I am in desperate need of a man bag.
The inventory consisted of:
$1.15 in loose change
$4.00 in singles
4 sheet rock screws
single .223 round
pack of Orbit gum
2 receipts from Lowes
3 ATM receipts
I think it must have weighed about 50 pounds. So it's looking like either a man bag or a utility belt and summer-weight mask and cape. Or maybe I should just start carrying a suitcase.